Well here it goes and I agree on Carimi and Paea ...
1. Gabe Carimi* - most obvious pick on the board
2. Paea - a necessity with Adams ready to hit free agency and Harris gone and Harrison and Gilbert busts
93. FS Quinton Carter from Oklahoma who eventually went at 108 ... I had him as the best FS on the board at that point no other need position was rated higher save for corner so I also considered Davon House who would have been a reach (didn't go til 131)
160. ILB Quan Studivant who went 171 ...inside linebacker and heir-apparent for Brian Urlacher
195. OG Stephen Schilling who went 201 ... no worthy WR at this point and Schiling rated 129 on my big board
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Long Time
Well folks it's been a long time since I checked in but wanted to let everyone know that I'll be putting together the draft reactions from this year. I already sent out to my e-mail group and even posted to all like 4 people who follow me on twitter lol. Either way, if you're new to the site or actually check it around draft time, I didn't fall off the face of the Earth. I just haven't been keeping up with the Bears like I used to. Things change and now I want to get back to work.
With that said, my yearly "Second Guessing" article will be up tomorrow. I will also follow up with a look at the 2008 draft and other 2nd-guesses I have made. If anyone has ideas or inquiries feel free to hit me up at dachurch@gooutcheap.com.
Go Bears!
And a FUCKING QB in the 5th round knowing you only have 5 picks this year??? Jerry Angelo continues to be the most fucking ignorant GM not named Millen.
With that said, my yearly "Second Guessing" article will be up tomorrow. I will also follow up with a look at the 2008 draft and other 2nd-guesses I have made. If anyone has ideas or inquiries feel free to hit me up at dachurch@gooutcheap.com.
Go Bears!
And a FUCKING QB in the 5th round knowing you only have 5 picks this year??? Jerry Angelo continues to be the most fucking ignorant GM not named Millen.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
2010 NFL Draft: Second-Guessing
With another draft in the books, I look back at how I would have run the draft. Here is the way things would have shaken out though I suprisingly agree with two picks from JA and company"
Round 3, 75 overall - S Chad Jones, LSU
Round 4, 109 overall - DE Corey Wootton, Northwestern
Round 5, 141 overall - WR Carlton Mitchell, South Florida
Round 6, 181 overall - QB Dan LeFevour, Central Michigan
Round 7, 218 overall - RT Selvish Capers, West Virginia
UFA's I'like to see in camp:
CB Donovan Warren, Michigan
OT Ciron Black, LSU
OT Adam Ulatoski, Texas
CB Devin Ross, Arizona
OG Brandon Carter, Texas Tech
CB A.J. Jefferson, Fresno State
OG Sergio Render, Virginia Tech
Round 3, 75 overall - S Chad Jones, LSU
Round 4, 109 overall - DE Corey Wootton, Northwestern
Round 5, 141 overall - WR Carlton Mitchell, South Florida
Round 6, 181 overall - QB Dan LeFevour, Central Michigan
Round 7, 218 overall - RT Selvish Capers, West Virginia
UFA's I'like to see in camp:
CB Donovan Warren, Michigan
OT Ciron Black, LSU
OT Adam Ulatoski, Texas
CB Devin Ross, Arizona
OG Brandon Carter, Texas Tech
CB A.J. Jefferson, Fresno State
OG Sergio Render, Virginia Tech
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Broncos draft Tim Tebow in 1st Round
Proving that Josh McDaniels is dumber than owl-shit, the Broncos now have Captain Neckbeard, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow as their QBs. Tebow who has all the NFL QB skill of that kid Corky from "Life Goes On" is taken in the first-round with Jimmy Clausen still available.
Well at least Quinn will have a partner to go out gay-bashing with while Orton is out banging all the low-quality skanks that Colorado has to offer.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Chicago Bears 2010 Schedule
When Brad Biggs left inside the Bears we knew that someone had big shoes to fill ... so the Sun TImes brought not one but two reporters to fill the void. Unfortunately, upon my return to the site, I have found that neither is a fan of dissenting commentary and monitor the message boards like Home-school moms on their period. Anyway here is Neil Hayes' "insight" into the Bears new schedule. BEWARE: The history of journalism weeps ...
Date Opponent Neil Hayes' comment
My comments
Sept. 12: Lions Loss in opener will have buzzards circling
And if Chicago only wins by 10-points or less everyone will be hitting the panic button as well. Same shiat different day.
Sept. 19: at Cowboys Big Week 2 showdown key early test
Key early test? In week 2? OK explain to me about playing a non-division opponent on the road is "key" to anything especially in week 2 of a 16-week season?
Sept. 27: Packers First Monday Night appearance of season
KEY EARLY TEST. The Packers will be a benchmark to see how the Bears will stack against the division and especially against Aaron Rodgers. Hell they could sleepwalk through week 2 because of the importance of this game. Beat your division, make the playoffs.
Oct. 3: at Giants Second straight prime-time apperance
Meh ...
Oct. 10: at Panthers Homecoming for free-agent prize Peppers
If Peppers is still upright by then it will offer a distracting back story to a game that offers all of the excitement of paint drying.
Oct. 17: Seahawks Pete Carroll hopes it's like playing ND
As a USC fan I approve of this comment ...
Oct. 24: Redskins McNabb comes home in new uniform
Neil, you need to quit having your wife co-write these things.
Oct. 31: bye A midseason break for tricks, treats
Woohoo, I won't be too drunk on beer and disappointment to take the kids out trick-or-treating!
Nov. 7: at Bills Game to be played in Toronto
This is the dumbest farking game on the schedule, eh?
Nov. 14: Vikings Will Brett Favre be back?
Does a bear shiat in the woods? You really think that attention-whore can stay away?
Nov. 18: at Dolphins Thursday night makes for tough turnaround
Yeah this is kinda shiatty. Nice scheduling there NFL.
Nov. 28: Eagles Fourth straight year vs. Bears
Dec. 5: at Lions Detroit could be much improved
After going 2-30 the last two seasons they "could be much improved"? Much improved would be winning 3 games this season. Great insight there. Shall we call it quasi-Peter King-esque?
Dec. 12: Patriots Will Brady vs. Cutler be mismatch?
More importantly will Cutler still be upright after so many games under Mike Martz or will this be the Caleb Hanie show?
Dec. 20: at Vikings Monday Night showdown could be huge
Aliens could also re-claim their ship and fly off with Soldier Field but I doubt it as well.
Dec. 26: Jets Rex Ryan's team should be AFC contender
No arguement from me. And for those of you who read KSK, Rex Ryan is the greatest.coach.EVAR.
Jan. 2: at Packers Could division title boil down to finale?
More than likely it will be a punt,pass and skill competition for the young players on the Bears roster trying to survive the regime change.
Date Opponent Neil Hayes' comment
My comments
Sept. 12: Lions Loss in opener will have buzzards circling
And if Chicago only wins by 10-points or less everyone will be hitting the panic button as well. Same shiat different day.
Sept. 19: at Cowboys Big Week 2 showdown key early test
Key early test? In week 2? OK explain to me about playing a non-division opponent on the road is "key" to anything especially in week 2 of a 16-week season?
Sept. 27: Packers First Monday Night appearance of season
KEY EARLY TEST. The Packers will be a benchmark to see how the Bears will stack against the division and especially against Aaron Rodgers. Hell they could sleepwalk through week 2 because of the importance of this game. Beat your division, make the playoffs.
Oct. 3: at Giants Second straight prime-time apperance
Meh ...
Oct. 10: at Panthers Homecoming for free-agent prize Peppers
If Peppers is still upright by then it will offer a distracting back story to a game that offers all of the excitement of paint drying.
Oct. 17: Seahawks Pete Carroll hopes it's like playing ND
As a USC fan I approve of this comment ...
Oct. 24: Redskins McNabb comes home in new uniform
Neil, you need to quit having your wife co-write these things.
Oct. 31: bye A midseason break for tricks, treats
Woohoo, I won't be too drunk on beer and disappointment to take the kids out trick-or-treating!
Nov. 7: at Bills Game to be played in Toronto
This is the dumbest farking game on the schedule, eh?
Nov. 14: Vikings Will Brett Favre be back?
Does a bear shiat in the woods? You really think that attention-whore can stay away?
Nov. 18: at Dolphins Thursday night makes for tough turnaround
Yeah this is kinda shiatty. Nice scheduling there NFL.
Nov. 28: Eagles Fourth straight year vs. Bears
Dec. 5: at Lions Detroit could be much improved
After going 2-30 the last two seasons they "could be much improved"? Much improved would be winning 3 games this season. Great insight there. Shall we call it quasi-Peter King-esque?
Dec. 12: Patriots Will Brady vs. Cutler be mismatch?
More importantly will Cutler still be upright after so many games under Mike Martz or will this be the Caleb Hanie show?
Dec. 20: at Vikings Monday Night showdown could be huge
Aliens could also re-claim their ship and fly off with Soldier Field but I doubt it as well.
Dec. 26: Jets Rex Ryan's team should be AFC contender
No arguement from me. And for those of you who read KSK, Rex Ryan is the greatest.coach.EVAR.
Jan. 2: at Packers Could division title boil down to finale?
More than likely it will be a punt,pass and skill competition for the young players on the Bears roster trying to survive the regime change.
Mock Draft 2010
1. STL QB Sam Bradford
2. DET DT Ndamukong Suh
3. TB DT Gerald McCoy
4. WAS OT Russell Okung
5. KC S Eric Berry
6. SEA CB Joe Haden
7. CLE QB Jimmy Clausen
8. OAK OT Bryan Baluga
9. BUF WR Dez Bryant
10. JAC FS Taylor Mays
11. DEN ILB Rolando McClain
12. MIA OLB Brandon Graham
13. SF OT Trent Williams
14. SEA DE Jason Pierre-Paul
15. NYG DE Derrick Morgan
16. TEN DE Everson Griffen
17. SF S Earl Thomas
18. PIT CB Kyle Wilson
19. ATL WR Golden Tate
20. HOU CB Devin McCourty
21. CIN TE Jermaine Gresham
22. NE RB C.J. Spiller
23. GB OT Bruce Campbell
24. PHI OG Mike Iupati
25. BAL DT Dan Williams
26. ARI OLB Jerry Hughes
27. DAL OT Charles Brown
28. SD DT Brian Price
29. NYJ DT Jared Odrick
30. MIN CB Patrick Robinson
31. IND DE Carlos Dunlap
32. NO DT Terrence Cody
2. DET DT Ndamukong Suh
3. TB DT Gerald McCoy
4. WAS OT Russell Okung
5. KC S Eric Berry
6. SEA CB Joe Haden
7. CLE QB Jimmy Clausen
8. OAK OT Bryan Baluga
9. BUF WR Dez Bryant
10. JAC FS Taylor Mays
11. DEN ILB Rolando McClain
12. MIA OLB Brandon Graham
13. SF OT Trent Williams
14. SEA DE Jason Pierre-Paul
15. NYG DE Derrick Morgan
16. TEN DE Everson Griffen
17. SF S Earl Thomas
18. PIT CB Kyle Wilson
19. ATL WR Golden Tate
20. HOU CB Devin McCourty
21. CIN TE Jermaine Gresham
22. NE RB C.J. Spiller
23. GB OT Bruce Campbell
24. PHI OG Mike Iupati
25. BAL DT Dan Williams
26. ARI OLB Jerry Hughes
27. DAL OT Charles Brown
28. SD DT Brian Price
29. NYJ DT Jared Odrick
30. MIN CB Patrick Robinson
31. IND DE Carlos Dunlap
32. NO DT Terrence Cody
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Inappropriate Taggage
Was working on the "looking back" post and was putting together the tags for it. I came accross an existing tag that was stunningly appropriate for the time it was used: "looks like Gaines couldn't play dead" ... I was only half right.
Looking Back: 2007 Chicago Bear Draft
Most experts tell you that it takes 3 years to evaluate a draft. Unforuntately for Jerry Angelo, this draft was easy to evaluate in 2008 but I waited the mandatory 3 years. Here comes the trainwreck:
1 31 Greg Olsen TE - Coming off his most productive season but at best a solid, pass-catching TE
2 62 Dan Bazuin DE - One season in NFL and gone
3 93 Garrett Wolfe RB - 3rd-string RB and special teams player
3 94 Michael Okwo LB - One season in the NFL and gone
4 130 Josh Beekman C - Heir apparent to Olin Kreutz but the jury is still out and will be for some time
5 167 Kevin Payne DB - Starting SS by default, liability in coverage and tackling
5 168 Corey Graham DB - Backup corner though has handled himself well when pressed into duty
7 221 Trumaine McBride DB - Non-factor who was cut after 3 seasons and currently trying to make the Arizona Cardinals
7 241 Aaron Brant G - Cut during first training camp and out of the league
Even with the pick of Olsen who still can't block and is a middle-tier tight end in the NFL, this was a fucking abomination. Usually when I grade something I try to give it a letter grade. So on a scale of A through F, I give this draft ... A BALLOON. Because it's FUCKING RETARDED.
1 31 Greg Olsen TE - Coming off his most productive season but at best a solid, pass-catching TE
2 62 Dan Bazuin DE - One season in NFL and gone
3 93 Garrett Wolfe RB - 3rd-string RB and special teams player
3 94 Michael Okwo LB - One season in the NFL and gone
4 130 Josh Beekman C - Heir apparent to Olin Kreutz but the jury is still out and will be for some time
5 167 Kevin Payne DB - Starting SS by default, liability in coverage and tackling
5 168 Corey Graham DB - Backup corner though has handled himself well when pressed into duty
7 221 Trumaine McBride DB - Non-factor who was cut after 3 seasons and currently trying to make the Arizona Cardinals
7 241 Aaron Brant G - Cut during first training camp and out of the league
Even with the pick of Olsen who still can't block and is a middle-tier tight end in the NFL, this was a fucking abomination. Usually when I grade something I try to give it a letter grade. So on a scale of A through F, I give this draft ... A BALLOON. Because it's FUCKING RETARDED.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
NFL 2010 Draft Big Board
1 Ndamukong Suh DT Nebraska SR
2 Eric Berry S Tennessee JR
3 Gerald McCoy DT Oklahoma JR
4 Sam Bradford QB Oklahoma JR
5 Russell Okung OT Oklahoma State SR
6 Jimmy Clausen QB Notre Dame JR
7 C.J. Spiller RB Clemson SR
8 Joe Haden CB Florida JR
9 Rolando McClain MLB Alabama JR
10 Jason Pierre-Paul DE South Florida JR
11 Bryan Bulaga OT Iowa JR
12 Derrick Morgan DE Georgia Tech JR
13 Trent Williams OT Oklahoma SR
14 Brandon Graham OLB Michigan SR
15 Everson Griffen DE USC JR
16 Anthony Davis OT Rutgers JR
17 Dez Bryant WR Oklahoma State JR
18 Dan Williams DT Tennessee SR
19 Earl Thomas S Texas SO
20 Taylor Mays FS USC SR
21 Mike Iupati OG Idaho SR
22 Golden Tate WR Notre Dame JR
23 Kyle Wilson CB Boise State SR
24 Bruce Campbell OT Maryland JR
25 Jerry Hughes OLB TCU SR
26 Sergio Kindle OLB Texas SR
27 Brian Price DT UCLA JR
28 Devin McCourty CB Rutgers SR
29 Jared Odrick DT Penn State SR
30 Sean Weatherspoon OLB Missouri SR
31 Arrelious Benn WR Illinois JR
32 Maurkice Pouncey C Florida JR
33 Ryan Mathews RB Fresno State JR
34 Jahvid Best RB California JR
35 Terrence Cody DT Alabama SR
36 Carlos Dunlap DE Florida JR
37 Demaryius Thomas WR Georgia Tech JR
38 Jermaine Gresham TE Oklahoma SR
39 Patrick Robinson CB Florida State SR
40 Charles Brown OT USC SR
41 Ricky Sapp OLB Clemson SR
42 Kareem Jackson CB Alabama JR
43 Colt McCoy QB Texas SR
44 Rodger Saffold OT Indiana SR
45 Daryl Washington MLB TCU SR
46 Damian Williams WR USC JR
47 Chris Cook CB Virginia SR
48 Jonathan Dwyer RB Georgia Tech JR
49 Brandon LaFell WR LSU SR
50 Tim Tebow QB Florida SR
51 Corey Wootton DE Northwestern SR
52 Morgan Burnett FS Georgia Tech JR
53 Jon Asamoah OG Illinois SR
54 Dexter McCluster WR Mississippi SR
55 Aaron Hernandez TE Florida JR
56 Dominique Franks CB Oklahoma JR
57 Brandon Ghee CB Wake Forest SR
58 Nate Allen FS South Florida SR
59 Eric Norwood OLB South Carolina SR
60 Toby Gerhart RB Stanford JR
61 Navorro Bowman OLB Penn State JR
62 Rob Gronkowski TE Arizona JR
63 Jacoby Ford WR Clemson SR
64 Mardy Gilyard WR Cincinnati SR
65 Brandon Spikes MLB Florida SR
66 Jason Worilds DE Virginia Tech JR
67 Tyson Alualu DT California SR
68 Chad Jones S LSU JR
69 Greg Hardy DE Mississippi SR
70 Geno Atkins DT Georgia SR
71 Reshad Jones SS Georgia JR
72 Jimmy Graham TE Miami (FL) SR
73 Lamarr Houston DT Texas SR
74 Sean Lee MLB Penn State SR
75 Arthur Jones DT Syracuse SR
76 Jermaine Cunningham DE Florida SR
77 Jared Veldheer OT Hillsdale College SR
78 Selvish Capers OT West Virginia SR
79 Dorin Dickerson TE Pittsburgh SR
80 Tony Pike QB Cincinnati SR
81 Ben Tate RB Auburn SR
82 Koa Misi OLB Utah SR
83 Taylor Price WR Ohio SR
84 Carlton Mitchell WR South Florida JR
85 Ed Dickson TE Oregon SR
86 Perrish Cox CB Oklahoma State SR
87 Dan LeFevour QB Central Michigan SR
88 Trevard Lindley CB Kentucky SR
89 Mike Johnson OG Alabama SR
90 Montario Hardesty RB Tennessee SR
91 Cam Thomas DT North Carolina SR
92 Thaddeus Gibson OLB Ohio State JR
93 Eric Decker WR Minnesota SR
94 Javier Arenas CB Alabama SR
95 Rennie Curran OLB Georgia JR
96 Donald Butler MLB Washington SR
97 J.D. Walton C Baylor SR
98 Anthony McCoy TE USC SR
99 John Jerry OG Mississippi SR
100 Vladimir Ducasse OT Massachusetts SR
101 Matthew Tennant C Boston College SR
102 Donovan Warren CB Michigan JR
103 Alex Carrington DE Arkansas State SR
104 Willie Young DE North Carolina State SR
105 Kam Chancellor S Virginia Tech SR
106 Dezmon Briscoe WR Kansas JR
107 Major Wright S Florida JR
108 Akwasi Owusu-Ansah CB Indiana of PA SR
109 Amari Spievey CB Iowa JR
110 Jerome Murphy CB South Florida SR
111 Alterraun Verner CB UCLA SR
112 Pat Angerer MLB Iowa SR
113 Syd'Quan Thompson CB California SR
114 T.J. Ward S Oregon SR
115 Charles Scott RB LSU SR
116 Dennis Pitta TE BYU SR
117 Larry Asante S Nebraska SR
118 Tony Moeaki TE Iowa SR
119 Joe McNight RB USC
120 Austen Lane DE Murray State SR
121 Joe McKnight RB USC JR
122 Darrell Stuckey S Kansas SR
123 Torrell Troup DT UCF SR
124 Brandon Lang DE Troy SR
125 Linval Joseph DT East Carolina JR
126 Jeremy Williams WR Tulane SR
127 Myron Lewis CB Vanderbilt SR
128 George Selvie DE South Florida SR
129 Andre Roberts WR The Citadel SR
130 Mike Neal DT Purdue SR
131 Anthony Dixon RB Mississippi State SR
132 Jarrett Brown QB West Virginia SR
133 Garrett Graham TE Wisconsin SR
134 Jevan Snead QB Mississippi JR
135 Ciron Black OT LSU SR
136 Dekoda Watson OLB Florida State SR
137 Adam Ulatoski OT Texas SR
138 Jordan Shipley WR Texas SR
139 Riley Cooper WR Florida SR
140 C.J. Wilson DE East Carolina SR
141 Jason Fox OT Miami (FL) SR
142 A.J. Edds OLB Iowa SR
143 Clay Harbor TE Missouri State SR
144 John Skelton QB Fordham SR
145 Rico McCoy OLB Tennessee SR
146 Jamar Chaney MLB Mississippi State SR
147 Kyle Calloway OT Iowa SR
148 Marcus Easley WR Connecticut SR
149 Jan Jorgensen DE BYU
150 Mitch Petrus OG Arkansas SR
151 Antonio Coleman OLB Auburn SR
152 James Starks RB Buffalo SR
153 Jeff Owens DT Georgia SR
154 Lindsey Witten DE Connecticut SR
155 Zane Beadles OT Utah SR
156 Devin Ross CB Arizona SR
157 D'Anthony Smith DT Louisiana Tech SR
158 Myron Rolle SS Florida State SR
159 Tony Washington OT Abilene Christian
160 Marshall Newhouse OT TCU SR
161 Roddrick Muckelroy OLB Texas SR
162 Emmanuel Sanders WR SMU SR
163 Freddie Barnes WR Bowling Green SR
164 Walter Thurmond CB Oregon SR
165 Brandon Carter OG Texas Tech SR
166 Joique Bell RB Wayne State (Michigan) SR
167 Trindon Holiday RB LSU
168 Naaman Roosevelt WR Buffalo SR
169 Kevin Basped DE Nevada JR
170 Danario Alexander WR Missouri SR
171 Micah Johnson MLB Kentucky SR
172 Rashawn Jackson FB Virginia SR
173 Shay Hodge WR Mississippi SR
174 O'Brien Schofield OLB Wisconsin SR
175 Phillip Dillard ILB Nebraska SR
176 Josh McNeil OL Tennessee
177 Kavell Conner OLB Clemson SR
178 A.J. Wallace DB Penn State
179 Blair White WR Michigan State SR
180 Mike Williams WR Syracuse JR
181 David Gettis WR Baylor SR
182 Shawn Lauvao OG Arizona State SR
183 Justin Cole OLB San Jose State SR
184 Rahim Alem DE LSU SR
185 LeGarrette Blount RB Oregon SR
186 A.J. Jefferson CB Fresno State SR
187 Sergio Render OG Virginia Tech SR
188 Robert Johnson FS Utah SR
189 Dexter Davis OLB Arizona State SR
190 Daniel Te'o-Nesheim DE Washington SR
191 Josh Moore CB Kansas State JR
192 Van Eskridge S East Carolina SR
193 Brian Jackson CB Oklahoma SR
194 Joe Webb WR UAB SR
195 Antonio Brown WR Central Michigan JR
196 Keenan Clayton OLB Oklahoma SR
197 Sam Young OT Notre Dame SR
198 Jonathan Crompton QB Tennessee SR
199 Harry Coleman S LSU SR
200 Nate Byham TE Pittsburgh SR
201 Kevin Thomas CB Southern California
202 Ed Wang OT Virginia Tech SR
203 Terrell Skinner S Maryland SR
204 Clifton Geathers DE South Carolina JR
205 Kerry Meier WR Kansas
206 Donald Jones WR Youngstown State SR
207 Jammie Kirlew DE Indiana SR
208 John Estes C Hawaii SR
209 Brett Swenson K Michigan State SR
210 Tray Blackmon LB Auburn
211 Stephan Virgil CB Virginia Tech SR
212 Chris Robinson LB South Florida
213 Jamar Wall CB Texas Tech SR
214 Vince Oghobaase DT Duke SR
215 Earl Mitchell DT Arizona SR
216 Tim Hiller QB Western Michigan SR
217 Kevin Haslam OT Rutgers SR
218 Armanti Edwards WR Appalachian State SR
219 Eric Olsen C Notre Dame SR
220 Hall Davis DE Louisiana SR
221 Darryl Sharpton MLB Miami (FL) SR
222 Kurt Coleman S Ohio State SR
223 Lonyae Miller RB Fresno State SR
224 Colin Peek TE Alabama SR
225 Ted Larsen C North Carolina State SR
226 John Conner FB Kentucky SR
227 Cameron Sheffield OLB Troy SR
228 Mike Kafka QB Northwestern SR
229 Chris Bell WR Norfolk State JR
230 Shelley Smith OG Colorado State SR
231 Matt Mayberry MLB Indiana SR
232 Arthur Moats OLB James Madison SR
233 Clinton Snyder LB Stanford
234 Brandon Deaderick DT Alabama SR
235 Jordan Lake SS Baylor
236 Brandon Sharpe OLB Texas Tech
237 Sean Canfield QB Oregon State SR
238 Jameson Konz FB Kent State SR
239 Joe Pawelek MLB Baylor SR
240 Jacob Cutrera LB LSU
241 Andre Sexton DB Oklahoma State
242 Chris Marinelli OT Stanford SR
243 Danny Batten DE South Dakota State SR
244 Zac Robinson QB Oklahoma State SR
245 Chris DeGeare OG Wake Forest SR
246 Perry Riley OLB LSU SR
247 C.J. Gable RB USC
248 E.J. Wilson DE North Carolina SR
249 Oderick Turner WR Pittsburgh
250 Deji Karim RB Southern Illinois SR
251 Walter McFadden CB Auburn
252 Travis Ivey DT Maryland SR
253 Terrell Hudgins WR Elon
254 Kyle McCarthy S Notre Dame SR
255 Jeromy Miles S Massachusetts SR
256 Jeff Byers OG USC SR
257 George Johnson DE Rutgers
258 Andrew Quarless TE Penn State SR
259 Andre Anderson RB Tulane SR
260 Nick Polk S Indiana SR
261 Anderson Russell CB Ohio State
262 Chris McCoy OLB Middle Tennessee SR
263 Richard Dickson FB LSU SR
264 Justin Woodall S Alabama SR
265 Seyi Ajirotutu WR Fresno State SR
266 Scott Long WR Louisville SR
267 Chris Hawkins CB LSU SR
268 Sam Shields CB Miami (FL) SR
269 David Pender CB Purdue SR
270 Derek Hardman OT Eastern Kentucky SR
271 Al Woods DT LSU
272 Mike McLaughlin MLB Boston College SR
273 David Reed WR Utah SR
274 Fendi Onobun TE Houston SR
275 Levi Brown QB Troy
276 Zoltan Mesko P Michigan SR
277 Leigh Tiffin K Alabama SR
278 Jeff Linkenbach OT Cincinnati
279 Corey Peters DT Kentucky SR
280 Cordaro Howard OG Georgia Tech SR
281 Michael Hoomanawanui TE Illinois
282 Chris Scott OT Tennessee SR
283 Simoni Lawrence OLB Minnesota
284 Chris Brown RB Oklahoma SR
285 Boris Lee MLB Troy SR
286 Keith Toston RB Oklahoma State SR
287 Travis Goethel ILB Arizona State
288 Chris McGaha WR Arizona State SR
289 Dennis Landolt OT Penn State
290 Chris Carter WR UC Davis SR
291 Brent Bowden P Virginia Tech SR
292 Nolan Carroll CB Maryland
293 Adrian Tracy OLB William & Mary SR
294 Andre Dixon RB Connecticut
295 Ramon Harewood OT Morehouse SR
296 Chris Hall C Texas SR
297 Matt Kopa OT Stanford SR
298 Joe Hawley OG UNLV SR
299 Barry Church S Toledo SR
300 Matt Nichols QB Eastern Washington SR
301 Brandon Banks WR Kansas State SR
302 Drew Davis OT Alabama SR
303 Patrick Stoudamire CB Western Illinois SR
304 James Ruffin DE Northern Iowa SR
305 Shawnbrey McNeal RB SMU JR
306 Jeffrey Fitzgerald DE Kansas State SR
307 Thomas Welch OT Vanderbilt
308 Darian Stewart SS South Carolina
309 Nate Collins DT Virginia SR
310 Jeron Mastrud TE Kansas State SR
311 Nathan Overbay TE Eastern Washington SR
312 Matt Dodge P East Carolina SR
313 Mickey Shuler TE Penn State
314 Alric Arnett WR West Virginia SR
315 Aaron Pettrey K Ohio State
316 Kenny Alfred C Washington State SR
317 John Russell DE Wake Forest SR
318 Stevenson Sylvester OLB Utah SR
319 Robert Vaughn S Connecticut SR
320 Reggie Stephens OG Iowa State SR
321 Clint Gresham LS TCU
322 Kion Wilson ILB South Florida
323 Albert McClellan OLB Marshall SR
324 Mike Tepper OT California SR
325 J'Marcus Webb OT West Texas A&M
326 Andrew Lewis OG Oklahoma State SR
327 Stafon Johnson RB USC SR
328 Kyle Williams WR Arizona State
329 Crezdon Butler CB Clemson
330 Cody Grimm SS Virginia Tech
331 Brian Simmons OG Oklahoma
332 Joseph Turner RB TCU SR
333 Doug Worthington DT Ohio State
334 Mike Caussin TE James Madison SR
335 Dedrick Epps TE Miami (Fla.)
336 Thomas Austin OG Clemson SR
337 Alonzo Durham OT Nevada
338 Verran Tucker WR California SR
339 Ryan Wolfe WR UNLV
340 Carl Ihenacho OLB San Jose State SR
341 R.J. Stanford CB Utah
342 Manase Tonga FB Brigham Young
343 Jay Ross DT East Carolina
344 Sherrick McManis CB Northwestern SR
345 Dorian Brooks OG James Madison SR
346 Reggie Carter ILB UCLA
347 Alex Daniels DE Cincinnati
348 LaMarcus Coker RB Hampton SR
349 Pat Paschall RB North Dakota State
350 Darius Marshall RB Marshall JR
2 Eric Berry S Tennessee JR
3 Gerald McCoy DT Oklahoma JR
4 Sam Bradford QB Oklahoma JR
5 Russell Okung OT Oklahoma State SR
6 Jimmy Clausen QB Notre Dame JR
7 C.J. Spiller RB Clemson SR
8 Joe Haden CB Florida JR
9 Rolando McClain MLB Alabama JR
10 Jason Pierre-Paul DE South Florida JR
11 Bryan Bulaga OT Iowa JR
12 Derrick Morgan DE Georgia Tech JR
13 Trent Williams OT Oklahoma SR
14 Brandon Graham OLB Michigan SR
15 Everson Griffen DE USC JR
16 Anthony Davis OT Rutgers JR
17 Dez Bryant WR Oklahoma State JR
18 Dan Williams DT Tennessee SR
19 Earl Thomas S Texas SO
20 Taylor Mays FS USC SR
21 Mike Iupati OG Idaho SR
22 Golden Tate WR Notre Dame JR
23 Kyle Wilson CB Boise State SR
24 Bruce Campbell OT Maryland JR
25 Jerry Hughes OLB TCU SR
26 Sergio Kindle OLB Texas SR
27 Brian Price DT UCLA JR
28 Devin McCourty CB Rutgers SR
29 Jared Odrick DT Penn State SR
30 Sean Weatherspoon OLB Missouri SR
31 Arrelious Benn WR Illinois JR
32 Maurkice Pouncey C Florida JR
33 Ryan Mathews RB Fresno State JR
34 Jahvid Best RB California JR
35 Terrence Cody DT Alabama SR
36 Carlos Dunlap DE Florida JR
37 Demaryius Thomas WR Georgia Tech JR
38 Jermaine Gresham TE Oklahoma SR
39 Patrick Robinson CB Florida State SR
40 Charles Brown OT USC SR
41 Ricky Sapp OLB Clemson SR
42 Kareem Jackson CB Alabama JR
43 Colt McCoy QB Texas SR
44 Rodger Saffold OT Indiana SR
45 Daryl Washington MLB TCU SR
46 Damian Williams WR USC JR
47 Chris Cook CB Virginia SR
48 Jonathan Dwyer RB Georgia Tech JR
49 Brandon LaFell WR LSU SR
50 Tim Tebow QB Florida SR
51 Corey Wootton DE Northwestern SR
52 Morgan Burnett FS Georgia Tech JR
53 Jon Asamoah OG Illinois SR
54 Dexter McCluster WR Mississippi SR
55 Aaron Hernandez TE Florida JR
56 Dominique Franks CB Oklahoma JR
57 Brandon Ghee CB Wake Forest SR
58 Nate Allen FS South Florida SR
59 Eric Norwood OLB South Carolina SR
60 Toby Gerhart RB Stanford JR
61 Navorro Bowman OLB Penn State JR
62 Rob Gronkowski TE Arizona JR
63 Jacoby Ford WR Clemson SR
64 Mardy Gilyard WR Cincinnati SR
65 Brandon Spikes MLB Florida SR
66 Jason Worilds DE Virginia Tech JR
67 Tyson Alualu DT California SR
68 Chad Jones S LSU JR
69 Greg Hardy DE Mississippi SR
70 Geno Atkins DT Georgia SR
71 Reshad Jones SS Georgia JR
72 Jimmy Graham TE Miami (FL) SR
73 Lamarr Houston DT Texas SR
74 Sean Lee MLB Penn State SR
75 Arthur Jones DT Syracuse SR
76 Jermaine Cunningham DE Florida SR
77 Jared Veldheer OT Hillsdale College SR
78 Selvish Capers OT West Virginia SR
79 Dorin Dickerson TE Pittsburgh SR
80 Tony Pike QB Cincinnati SR
81 Ben Tate RB Auburn SR
82 Koa Misi OLB Utah SR
83 Taylor Price WR Ohio SR
84 Carlton Mitchell WR South Florida JR
85 Ed Dickson TE Oregon SR
86 Perrish Cox CB Oklahoma State SR
87 Dan LeFevour QB Central Michigan SR
88 Trevard Lindley CB Kentucky SR
89 Mike Johnson OG Alabama SR
90 Montario Hardesty RB Tennessee SR
91 Cam Thomas DT North Carolina SR
92 Thaddeus Gibson OLB Ohio State JR
93 Eric Decker WR Minnesota SR
94 Javier Arenas CB Alabama SR
95 Rennie Curran OLB Georgia JR
96 Donald Butler MLB Washington SR
97 J.D. Walton C Baylor SR
98 Anthony McCoy TE USC SR
99 John Jerry OG Mississippi SR
100 Vladimir Ducasse OT Massachusetts SR
101 Matthew Tennant C Boston College SR
102 Donovan Warren CB Michigan JR
103 Alex Carrington DE Arkansas State SR
104 Willie Young DE North Carolina State SR
105 Kam Chancellor S Virginia Tech SR
106 Dezmon Briscoe WR Kansas JR
107 Major Wright S Florida JR
108 Akwasi Owusu-Ansah CB Indiana of PA SR
109 Amari Spievey CB Iowa JR
110 Jerome Murphy CB South Florida SR
111 Alterraun Verner CB UCLA SR
112 Pat Angerer MLB Iowa SR
113 Syd'Quan Thompson CB California SR
114 T.J. Ward S Oregon SR
115 Charles Scott RB LSU SR
116 Dennis Pitta TE BYU SR
117 Larry Asante S Nebraska SR
118 Tony Moeaki TE Iowa SR
119 Joe McNight RB USC
120 Austen Lane DE Murray State SR
121 Joe McKnight RB USC JR
122 Darrell Stuckey S Kansas SR
123 Torrell Troup DT UCF SR
124 Brandon Lang DE Troy SR
125 Linval Joseph DT East Carolina JR
126 Jeremy Williams WR Tulane SR
127 Myron Lewis CB Vanderbilt SR
128 George Selvie DE South Florida SR
129 Andre Roberts WR The Citadel SR
130 Mike Neal DT Purdue SR
131 Anthony Dixon RB Mississippi State SR
132 Jarrett Brown QB West Virginia SR
133 Garrett Graham TE Wisconsin SR
134 Jevan Snead QB Mississippi JR
135 Ciron Black OT LSU SR
136 Dekoda Watson OLB Florida State SR
137 Adam Ulatoski OT Texas SR
138 Jordan Shipley WR Texas SR
139 Riley Cooper WR Florida SR
140 C.J. Wilson DE East Carolina SR
141 Jason Fox OT Miami (FL) SR
142 A.J. Edds OLB Iowa SR
143 Clay Harbor TE Missouri State SR
144 John Skelton QB Fordham SR
145 Rico McCoy OLB Tennessee SR
146 Jamar Chaney MLB Mississippi State SR
147 Kyle Calloway OT Iowa SR
148 Marcus Easley WR Connecticut SR
149 Jan Jorgensen DE BYU
150 Mitch Petrus OG Arkansas SR
151 Antonio Coleman OLB Auburn SR
152 James Starks RB Buffalo SR
153 Jeff Owens DT Georgia SR
154 Lindsey Witten DE Connecticut SR
155 Zane Beadles OT Utah SR
156 Devin Ross CB Arizona SR
157 D'Anthony Smith DT Louisiana Tech SR
158 Myron Rolle SS Florida State SR
159 Tony Washington OT Abilene Christian
160 Marshall Newhouse OT TCU SR
161 Roddrick Muckelroy OLB Texas SR
162 Emmanuel Sanders WR SMU SR
163 Freddie Barnes WR Bowling Green SR
164 Walter Thurmond CB Oregon SR
165 Brandon Carter OG Texas Tech SR
166 Joique Bell RB Wayne State (Michigan) SR
167 Trindon Holiday RB LSU
168 Naaman Roosevelt WR Buffalo SR
169 Kevin Basped DE Nevada JR
170 Danario Alexander WR Missouri SR
171 Micah Johnson MLB Kentucky SR
172 Rashawn Jackson FB Virginia SR
173 Shay Hodge WR Mississippi SR
174 O'Brien Schofield OLB Wisconsin SR
175 Phillip Dillard ILB Nebraska SR
176 Josh McNeil OL Tennessee
177 Kavell Conner OLB Clemson SR
178 A.J. Wallace DB Penn State
179 Blair White WR Michigan State SR
180 Mike Williams WR Syracuse JR
181 David Gettis WR Baylor SR
182 Shawn Lauvao OG Arizona State SR
183 Justin Cole OLB San Jose State SR
184 Rahim Alem DE LSU SR
185 LeGarrette Blount RB Oregon SR
186 A.J. Jefferson CB Fresno State SR
187 Sergio Render OG Virginia Tech SR
188 Robert Johnson FS Utah SR
189 Dexter Davis OLB Arizona State SR
190 Daniel Te'o-Nesheim DE Washington SR
191 Josh Moore CB Kansas State JR
192 Van Eskridge S East Carolina SR
193 Brian Jackson CB Oklahoma SR
194 Joe Webb WR UAB SR
195 Antonio Brown WR Central Michigan JR
196 Keenan Clayton OLB Oklahoma SR
197 Sam Young OT Notre Dame SR
198 Jonathan Crompton QB Tennessee SR
199 Harry Coleman S LSU SR
200 Nate Byham TE Pittsburgh SR
201 Kevin Thomas CB Southern California
202 Ed Wang OT Virginia Tech SR
203 Terrell Skinner S Maryland SR
204 Clifton Geathers DE South Carolina JR
205 Kerry Meier WR Kansas
206 Donald Jones WR Youngstown State SR
207 Jammie Kirlew DE Indiana SR
208 John Estes C Hawaii SR
209 Brett Swenson K Michigan State SR
210 Tray Blackmon LB Auburn
211 Stephan Virgil CB Virginia Tech SR
212 Chris Robinson LB South Florida
213 Jamar Wall CB Texas Tech SR
214 Vince Oghobaase DT Duke SR
215 Earl Mitchell DT Arizona SR
216 Tim Hiller QB Western Michigan SR
217 Kevin Haslam OT Rutgers SR
218 Armanti Edwards WR Appalachian State SR
219 Eric Olsen C Notre Dame SR
220 Hall Davis DE Louisiana SR
221 Darryl Sharpton MLB Miami (FL) SR
222 Kurt Coleman S Ohio State SR
223 Lonyae Miller RB Fresno State SR
224 Colin Peek TE Alabama SR
225 Ted Larsen C North Carolina State SR
226 John Conner FB Kentucky SR
227 Cameron Sheffield OLB Troy SR
228 Mike Kafka QB Northwestern SR
229 Chris Bell WR Norfolk State JR
230 Shelley Smith OG Colorado State SR
231 Matt Mayberry MLB Indiana SR
232 Arthur Moats OLB James Madison SR
233 Clinton Snyder LB Stanford
234 Brandon Deaderick DT Alabama SR
235 Jordan Lake SS Baylor
236 Brandon Sharpe OLB Texas Tech
237 Sean Canfield QB Oregon State SR
238 Jameson Konz FB Kent State SR
239 Joe Pawelek MLB Baylor SR
240 Jacob Cutrera LB LSU
241 Andre Sexton DB Oklahoma State
242 Chris Marinelli OT Stanford SR
243 Danny Batten DE South Dakota State SR
244 Zac Robinson QB Oklahoma State SR
245 Chris DeGeare OG Wake Forest SR
246 Perry Riley OLB LSU SR
247 C.J. Gable RB USC
248 E.J. Wilson DE North Carolina SR
249 Oderick Turner WR Pittsburgh
250 Deji Karim RB Southern Illinois SR
251 Walter McFadden CB Auburn
252 Travis Ivey DT Maryland SR
253 Terrell Hudgins WR Elon
254 Kyle McCarthy S Notre Dame SR
255 Jeromy Miles S Massachusetts SR
256 Jeff Byers OG USC SR
257 George Johnson DE Rutgers
258 Andrew Quarless TE Penn State SR
259 Andre Anderson RB Tulane SR
260 Nick Polk S Indiana SR
261 Anderson Russell CB Ohio State
262 Chris McCoy OLB Middle Tennessee SR
263 Richard Dickson FB LSU SR
264 Justin Woodall S Alabama SR
265 Seyi Ajirotutu WR Fresno State SR
266 Scott Long WR Louisville SR
267 Chris Hawkins CB LSU SR
268 Sam Shields CB Miami (FL) SR
269 David Pender CB Purdue SR
270 Derek Hardman OT Eastern Kentucky SR
271 Al Woods DT LSU
272 Mike McLaughlin MLB Boston College SR
273 David Reed WR Utah SR
274 Fendi Onobun TE Houston SR
275 Levi Brown QB Troy
276 Zoltan Mesko P Michigan SR
277 Leigh Tiffin K Alabama SR
278 Jeff Linkenbach OT Cincinnati
279 Corey Peters DT Kentucky SR
280 Cordaro Howard OG Georgia Tech SR
281 Michael Hoomanawanui TE Illinois
282 Chris Scott OT Tennessee SR
283 Simoni Lawrence OLB Minnesota
284 Chris Brown RB Oklahoma SR
285 Boris Lee MLB Troy SR
286 Keith Toston RB Oklahoma State SR
287 Travis Goethel ILB Arizona State
288 Chris McGaha WR Arizona State SR
289 Dennis Landolt OT Penn State
290 Chris Carter WR UC Davis SR
291 Brent Bowden P Virginia Tech SR
292 Nolan Carroll CB Maryland
293 Adrian Tracy OLB William & Mary SR
294 Andre Dixon RB Connecticut
295 Ramon Harewood OT Morehouse SR
296 Chris Hall C Texas SR
297 Matt Kopa OT Stanford SR
298 Joe Hawley OG UNLV SR
299 Barry Church S Toledo SR
300 Matt Nichols QB Eastern Washington SR
301 Brandon Banks WR Kansas State SR
302 Drew Davis OT Alabama SR
303 Patrick Stoudamire CB Western Illinois SR
304 James Ruffin DE Northern Iowa SR
305 Shawnbrey McNeal RB SMU JR
306 Jeffrey Fitzgerald DE Kansas State SR
307 Thomas Welch OT Vanderbilt
308 Darian Stewart SS South Carolina
309 Nate Collins DT Virginia SR
310 Jeron Mastrud TE Kansas State SR
311 Nathan Overbay TE Eastern Washington SR
312 Matt Dodge P East Carolina SR
313 Mickey Shuler TE Penn State
314 Alric Arnett WR West Virginia SR
315 Aaron Pettrey K Ohio State
316 Kenny Alfred C Washington State SR
317 John Russell DE Wake Forest SR
318 Stevenson Sylvester OLB Utah SR
319 Robert Vaughn S Connecticut SR
320 Reggie Stephens OG Iowa State SR
321 Clint Gresham LS TCU
322 Kion Wilson ILB South Florida
323 Albert McClellan OLB Marshall SR
324 Mike Tepper OT California SR
325 J'Marcus Webb OT West Texas A&M
326 Andrew Lewis OG Oklahoma State SR
327 Stafon Johnson RB USC SR
328 Kyle Williams WR Arizona State
329 Crezdon Butler CB Clemson
330 Cody Grimm SS Virginia Tech
331 Brian Simmons OG Oklahoma
332 Joseph Turner RB TCU SR
333 Doug Worthington DT Ohio State
334 Mike Caussin TE James Madison SR
335 Dedrick Epps TE Miami (Fla.)
336 Thomas Austin OG Clemson SR
337 Alonzo Durham OT Nevada
338 Verran Tucker WR California SR
339 Ryan Wolfe WR UNLV
340 Carl Ihenacho OLB San Jose State SR
341 R.J. Stanford CB Utah
342 Manase Tonga FB Brigham Young
343 Jay Ross DT East Carolina
344 Sherrick McManis CB Northwestern SR
345 Dorian Brooks OG James Madison SR
346 Reggie Carter ILB UCLA
347 Alex Daniels DE Cincinnati
348 LaMarcus Coker RB Hampton SR
349 Pat Paschall RB North Dakota State
350 Darius Marshall RB Marshall JR
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Where do we go from here?
I hate to break the news to everyone but Chicago isn't making the playoffs this year. The team has more problems than solutions so now the unenviable task of cleaning up his own clusterfuck falls on the shoulders of Jerry Angelo. I of course want wholesale changes including the firing of Ted Phillips, Jerry Angelo, and Greg Gabriel. However, since that's not exactly a plan I guess I need to offer something up or quit my bitching.
This year:
1. Put Pace on the bench and get Chris Williams at LT. Williams is not a RT and will never be one. He was drafted to play LT and Pace is done. If Williams cannot do the job it's better to know that now and - if he sucks - see what we have in Omiyale because he's sure as shit not a guard.
2. Put Shaffer in at RT for evaluation. If he sucks, Lance Louis can use the reps. If they both suck then put Pace in. If all 3 suck then we know where we need to focus next FA period and draft.
3. Move Hester to the slot and let Knox and Bennett play. Knox has game-changing ability and keeping him off the field is galactically stupid. Bennett needs to be more consistent and show more to make it on the field next season.
4. Either put Manning at FS and leave him there or put him at Nickel and leave him there. Pick a fucking spot.
5. Put Briggs in the middle. A WLB's best attribute is usually his ability to get sideline to sideline and blitz the QB. Briggs can do the former, but sucks at the latter. Jamar Williams is a playmaker and could bring your best 2 LB's on the field.
6. Give Tim Shaw a shot at the revolving door at SLB. We're in evaluation period from here on out so why not give the kid a shot, he's hungry and has a nose for the ball.
Offseason
1. Cut Pace - he's old and done
2. Install Beekman as the starting center. Give Kreutz the option to stay on or be traded. Kreutz has deteriorated greatly over the last 2 years and is no longer needed as the offense's vocal leader now that Chicago has their franchise QB.
3. Make a decision on LT. Let Williams and Omiyale battle it out for the position.
4. Cut Craig Steltz. On a scheme that needs a pass defensing free safety, Chicago has a log-jam of run-stopping strong safeties.
5. End the Garret Wolfe experiment. I don't care what he does on ST he's just not good. That was a huge reach and waste of a 3rd-round pick.
6. If Urlacher is back and the rest did him good move him back to the middle and Briggs to WLB. This will put Williams back to the bench but we need to hold onto him. If Urlacher is in decline like he has been, then give him the option to stay on as backup or trade him.
7. Move Hester to slot permanently and get him back to returning kickoffs and punts. You have the most dangerous weapon football so USE HIM AT WHAT HE DOES BEST YOU ASSCLOWNS!
8. Trade Tommie Harris. I don't care if once traded he wins NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Allow me to paraphrase Mike Singletary in saying with Tommie you can't count on him, you can't play with him, you can't win with him.
9. Fire Ron Turner and find a competent (read experienced) offensive coordinator who can build his playbook around the franchise QB.
10. Fire Rod Marinelli. I keep hearing about how our guys are out of their gaps and that's why we're getting our asses handed to us on a weekly basis. Marinelli was brought in to fix the d-line and so far it looks like he's doing as good of job with it as he did with the Lions. Last year the d-line compiled 23.5 sacks. This year they are projected to get 24.6 sacks. Wow, that's some terrific turnaround there!
11. Waive bye-bye to Mark Anderson and Ogunleye. Don't get in a bidding war just let them go and take the compensatory pick(s) if they do anything next season.
Free Agents and Draft
When you talk about FA signings and the draft you need to have a fluid plan that can adjust accordingly based upon circumstances (e.g. bidding wars, susprise cuts, etc.). Here are the places Chicago needs to upgrade without delay:
1. Chicago NEEDS a veteran WR. When you look at the roster and it consists of a 2 converted DB's, a 2nd-year man who didn't get on the field his rookie year, and a rookie ... Well it's not very much of a stretch to realize Chicago is in dire need of a veteran WR to help Cutler. I would like to see Chicago make a play for one of these 4 guys:
A. Brandon Marshall of the Donkeys - The disgruntled WR wants out of Denver and maybe Chicago could get a nice "hometown discount" for reuniting him and Cutler - the guy who helped get him to those Pro Bowls.
B. Vincent Jackson of the Bolts - Big, fast, and smart. The guy is a nightmare to opposing defenses and would give Cutler a big, sure-handed target. Cutler is a fan of big receivers, let's get him what he needs.
C. Steve Breaston or Anquan Boldin of the Cardinals - Breaston is headed to free agency and the Cardinals will want to lock him up or send him packing. With the shenangians of Boldin this would prove a ripe time to pluck Breaston with a high offer or pluck Boldin if Arizona is committing to Breaston.
2. The Bears are also in need of a formidable free safety who can cover. Since Mike Brown, no one has come close to filling those shoes. I'd like to land one of these three guys:
A. Nick Collins of the Packers - Collins would have the benefit of knowing his opposition quite well and we get the added bonus of screwing the Packers which always makes me smile.
B. Will Allen of the Bucs - Hey if we're going to be Tampa North, at least let's get one of their actual good players. If we can waste a fucking 2nd-round pick on Gaines Adams we could find a nice contract for Will Allen.
C. Josh Barrett of the Donkeys - Barrett fared well his rookie season after being called up from the practice squad due to injuries. Barrett (for those who remember admonishing Angelo for no getting him 2 drafts ago) is the prototype of a cover-2 free safety. This year, with the regime change, Barrett is struggling to get in at the Nickel position. A 2011 6th or 7th-round pick could entice a trade.
3. Find a pass rusher. This team needs someone who can rush the passer. I love Alex Brown but he's a solid, all-around player. We need someone to put opposite of him that can be a disruptive force on opposing QB's. Ogunleye and Anderson will both be gone so it's either promote from within or take a look at these 3 guys:
A. Aaron Kampman of the Cheesedicks - Kampman finds himself in a new 3-4 scheme and his 2.5 sacks this season will not be sending him back to Honolulu. Kampman is a natural fit in a 4-3 and would a great rush end for Chciago. Also, with the down year he's coming off, he could be had at a reasonable contract price one would hope.
B. Julius Peppers of the Panthers - At 29 he's still performing at a high level. You have to admit the freak is a presence on pass rushing situations. Rotating him with Izzy to spell the guy would be a great idea as well.
C. Elvis Dumervil of the Donkeys - Has proven to be a force in both 4-3 and 3-4 defenses. He'll command big bucks but he's worth every penny.
4. Upgrade the offensive line. An offensive lineman can be found in the later rounds but here are 3 guys up for free agency that could help immediately. I would like to see Chicago land one of these three:
A. RT Winston Justice of the Iggles - Watched him at USC and he's as solid as they come at the right tackle position.
B. LG Logan Mankins of the 18-1's - Agile and can both run and pass block. Mankins would be an intant upgrade for Cutler's blind side.
C. RG Jahri Evans of the Saints - Evans will more than likely get a long-term deal so it's a bit of a reach. But the guy is a beast.
With these free agent targets we turn toward the draft. I believe that realistically you can find at least 2 free agents on the list of 17. From there the draft has to be to plug the places that you missed. I always feel that o-lineman can be found in the later rounds and luckily we at least have some high 3rd-5th round picks. If Chicago ignores all of the FA's please let them address the veteran WR. We cannot have inexperienced guys like this and a lack of a #1 or even #2 when we finally have a franchise QB. I guess we will see what happens in the coming months but I am not going to hold my breath. Will you?
This year:
1. Put Pace on the bench and get Chris Williams at LT. Williams is not a RT and will never be one. He was drafted to play LT and Pace is done. If Williams cannot do the job it's better to know that now and - if he sucks - see what we have in Omiyale because he's sure as shit not a guard.
2. Put Shaffer in at RT for evaluation. If he sucks, Lance Louis can use the reps. If they both suck then put Pace in. If all 3 suck then we know where we need to focus next FA period and draft.
3. Move Hester to the slot and let Knox and Bennett play. Knox has game-changing ability and keeping him off the field is galactically stupid. Bennett needs to be more consistent and show more to make it on the field next season.
4. Either put Manning at FS and leave him there or put him at Nickel and leave him there. Pick a fucking spot.
5. Put Briggs in the middle. A WLB's best attribute is usually his ability to get sideline to sideline and blitz the QB. Briggs can do the former, but sucks at the latter. Jamar Williams is a playmaker and could bring your best 2 LB's on the field.
6. Give Tim Shaw a shot at the revolving door at SLB. We're in evaluation period from here on out so why not give the kid a shot, he's hungry and has a nose for the ball.
Offseason
1. Cut Pace - he's old and done
2. Install Beekman as the starting center. Give Kreutz the option to stay on or be traded. Kreutz has deteriorated greatly over the last 2 years and is no longer needed as the offense's vocal leader now that Chicago has their franchise QB.
3. Make a decision on LT. Let Williams and Omiyale battle it out for the position.
4. Cut Craig Steltz. On a scheme that needs a pass defensing free safety, Chicago has a log-jam of run-stopping strong safeties.
5. End the Garret Wolfe experiment. I don't care what he does on ST he's just not good. That was a huge reach and waste of a 3rd-round pick.
6. If Urlacher is back and the rest did him good move him back to the middle and Briggs to WLB. This will put Williams back to the bench but we need to hold onto him. If Urlacher is in decline like he has been, then give him the option to stay on as backup or trade him.
7. Move Hester to slot permanently and get him back to returning kickoffs and punts. You have the most dangerous weapon football so USE HIM AT WHAT HE DOES BEST YOU ASSCLOWNS!
8. Trade Tommie Harris. I don't care if once traded he wins NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Allow me to paraphrase Mike Singletary in saying with Tommie you can't count on him, you can't play with him, you can't win with him.
9. Fire Ron Turner and find a competent (read experienced) offensive coordinator who can build his playbook around the franchise QB.
10. Fire Rod Marinelli. I keep hearing about how our guys are out of their gaps and that's why we're getting our asses handed to us on a weekly basis. Marinelli was brought in to fix the d-line and so far it looks like he's doing as good of job with it as he did with the Lions. Last year the d-line compiled 23.5 sacks. This year they are projected to get 24.6 sacks. Wow, that's some terrific turnaround there!
11. Waive bye-bye to Mark Anderson and Ogunleye. Don't get in a bidding war just let them go and take the compensatory pick(s) if they do anything next season.
Free Agents and Draft
When you talk about FA signings and the draft you need to have a fluid plan that can adjust accordingly based upon circumstances (e.g. bidding wars, susprise cuts, etc.). Here are the places Chicago needs to upgrade without delay:
1. Chicago NEEDS a veteran WR. When you look at the roster and it consists of a 2 converted DB's, a 2nd-year man who didn't get on the field his rookie year, and a rookie ... Well it's not very much of a stretch to realize Chicago is in dire need of a veteran WR to help Cutler. I would like to see Chicago make a play for one of these 4 guys:
A. Brandon Marshall of the Donkeys - The disgruntled WR wants out of Denver and maybe Chicago could get a nice "hometown discount" for reuniting him and Cutler - the guy who helped get him to those Pro Bowls.
B. Vincent Jackson of the Bolts - Big, fast, and smart. The guy is a nightmare to opposing defenses and would give Cutler a big, sure-handed target. Cutler is a fan of big receivers, let's get him what he needs.
C. Steve Breaston or Anquan Boldin of the Cardinals - Breaston is headed to free agency and the Cardinals will want to lock him up or send him packing. With the shenangians of Boldin this would prove a ripe time to pluck Breaston with a high offer or pluck Boldin if Arizona is committing to Breaston.
2. The Bears are also in need of a formidable free safety who can cover. Since Mike Brown, no one has come close to filling those shoes. I'd like to land one of these three guys:
A. Nick Collins of the Packers - Collins would have the benefit of knowing his opposition quite well and we get the added bonus of screwing the Packers which always makes me smile.
B. Will Allen of the Bucs - Hey if we're going to be Tampa North, at least let's get one of their actual good players. If we can waste a fucking 2nd-round pick on Gaines Adams we could find a nice contract for Will Allen.
C. Josh Barrett of the Donkeys - Barrett fared well his rookie season after being called up from the practice squad due to injuries. Barrett (for those who remember admonishing Angelo for no getting him 2 drafts ago) is the prototype of a cover-2 free safety. This year, with the regime change, Barrett is struggling to get in at the Nickel position. A 2011 6th or 7th-round pick could entice a trade.
3. Find a pass rusher. This team needs someone who can rush the passer. I love Alex Brown but he's a solid, all-around player. We need someone to put opposite of him that can be a disruptive force on opposing QB's. Ogunleye and Anderson will both be gone so it's either promote from within or take a look at these 3 guys:
A. Aaron Kampman of the Cheesedicks - Kampman finds himself in a new 3-4 scheme and his 2.5 sacks this season will not be sending him back to Honolulu. Kampman is a natural fit in a 4-3 and would a great rush end for Chciago. Also, with the down year he's coming off, he could be had at a reasonable contract price one would hope.
B. Julius Peppers of the Panthers - At 29 he's still performing at a high level. You have to admit the freak is a presence on pass rushing situations. Rotating him with Izzy to spell the guy would be a great idea as well.
C. Elvis Dumervil of the Donkeys - Has proven to be a force in both 4-3 and 3-4 defenses. He'll command big bucks but he's worth every penny.
4. Upgrade the offensive line. An offensive lineman can be found in the later rounds but here are 3 guys up for free agency that could help immediately. I would like to see Chicago land one of these three:
A. RT Winston Justice of the Iggles - Watched him at USC and he's as solid as they come at the right tackle position.
B. LG Logan Mankins of the 18-1's - Agile and can both run and pass block. Mankins would be an intant upgrade for Cutler's blind side.
C. RG Jahri Evans of the Saints - Evans will more than likely get a long-term deal so it's a bit of a reach. But the guy is a beast.
With these free agent targets we turn toward the draft. I believe that realistically you can find at least 2 free agents on the list of 17. From there the draft has to be to plug the places that you missed. I always feel that o-lineman can be found in the later rounds and luckily we at least have some high 3rd-5th round picks. If Chicago ignores all of the FA's please let them address the veteran WR. We cannot have inexperienced guys like this and a lack of a #1 or even #2 when we finally have a franchise QB. I guess we will see what happens in the coming months but I am not going to hold my breath. Will you?
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Sunday Night Football = Monday Morning Hangover
Let's be honest folks. If you're like me you are jacked for Sunday Night football tonight. You woke up pissed that there was no noon kickoff. If you live in the midwest you get to wacth such thrilling games as Jets vs. Pats and the Browns vs. Lions. Fuck me with a rail road spike!
But it's now 4:20pm and I'm popping the first Miller Lite of the day. Well the 3rd because I took my son, my dad, and my best friend to lunch, but you get the point. Anyway, it's time to start the tailgate and gag through this shit-fest that is the AFC East that no one gives a fuck about except for Massholes and fucktards from New York!
So now we have to wait patiently through the current suck-fest and grin and bear it. Sure if I played fantasy football still this game may have some semblance of ineterest but I highly fucking doubt it. Fuck the Pats and their douche fans right in their big fucking CHOWDAH holes. And fuck New York.
Now let's get drunk and yell at the tv shall we!?!?
But it's now 4:20pm and I'm popping the first Miller Lite of the day. Well the 3rd because I took my son, my dad, and my best friend to lunch, but you get the point. Anyway, it's time to start the tailgate and gag through this shit-fest that is the AFC East that no one gives a fuck about except for Massholes and fucktards from New York!
So now we have to wait patiently through the current suck-fest and grin and bear it. Sure if I played fantasy football still this game may have some semblance of ineterest but I highly fucking doubt it. Fuck the Pats and their douche fans right in their big fucking CHOWDAH holes. And fuck New York.
Now let's get drunk and yell at the tv shall we!?!?
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Stop ... Homer Time!
Just looked over this weeks matchups this week and 5dimes Sportsbook has Chicago at -1(115). For those of you who don't know what that means, it means fricking GAME OF THE YEAR. I'm taking out a second mortgage to play this. You think Seneca Wallace is going to be able to NOT fuck himself in this game? They're missing their left tackle and probably Walter Jones as well and you got a Bear team off a win over the Super Bowl Champs. Cutler is starting to spread the ball, wide receivers and tight ends alike are stepping up, and the damn defense is rallying without Brian Urlacher. On top of that Seattle's lone win this season came over the hapless Rams when they were fully healthy.
Of all the games on the board, I would put down Cedric Benson's stash (or the street value equivalent) on the Bears this week.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Neckbeard calls Cuntler
NB: Jay? What's going on you fuck suck! It's me, Capt. fucking comeback neckbeard motherfucker!!!
JC: Hey Kyle (sulking) ... Stuff sucks. You see the game?
NB: Oh did I? I kept rubbig my taint on the fucking tv! I used to ass-rape those packer fags, guess you don't have the gun I got. Did you see my td to win it?
JC: Yeah that was really good. Stokley really is a good receiver.
NB: Stokley!? Are you shiatting me? That was capt. neckbeard ... I fucking threw that 25 yard bomb man, I've never seen a pass so pretty! Fucking just like I drew it up ... Let it hang in the air for a good 25-30 seconds and get tipped to the white guy. FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
JC: Well good call Kyle. Way to go. (cuts himself)
NB: You're damn right. That's the way I roll ... The neckbeard knows how the fuck to win a game. Lull them to sleep with the 5 yared passes and then BOOOMMMM MOTHERFUCKERS here's a 25 yarder! You didn't expect that did ya biatches!!! I can float it like a fucking A & W!!! Ain't nobody but my receivers are expecting the 25 yard hot air balloon!!! (swigs half a bottle of Jack, tongue kisses solid 5 of 10 scale skank)
JC: (takes big scoop of Ben and Jerry's Hubby Hubby)
NB: So ... you're just gonna sit there and eat ice cream and sulk aren't ya?
JC: (swallows hard) no.
NB: Bullshit. C'mon Jay you gotta get with the Neckbeard philosophy. You know what that is?
JC: Um ... drink lots of Jack Daniels and fuck nothing but skanks?
NB: SEE! YOU SEE MOTHERFUCKER!! You WERE listening! Buck up sulker and put down the Ben and Jerry's. Go out fuck a skank. Drink some jack and remember ...
JC: Yeah, yeah I know. Rex Grossman's a cock fuck.
NB: HAHA, you're my boy Jay (chugs rest of Jack, flashes cock to three-toothed 40-year old at end of bar) Talk to ya next week sulk boy!!
JC: Hey Kyle (sulking) ... Stuff sucks. You see the game?
NB: Oh did I? I kept rubbig my taint on the fucking tv! I used to ass-rape those packer fags, guess you don't have the gun I got. Did you see my td to win it?
JC: Yeah that was really good. Stokley really is a good receiver.
NB: Stokley!? Are you shiatting me? That was capt. neckbeard ... I fucking threw that 25 yard bomb man, I've never seen a pass so pretty! Fucking just like I drew it up ... Let it hang in the air for a good 25-30 seconds and get tipped to the white guy. FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
JC: Well good call Kyle. Way to go. (cuts himself)
NB: You're damn right. That's the way I roll ... The neckbeard knows how the fuck to win a game. Lull them to sleep with the 5 yared passes and then BOOOMMMM MOTHERFUCKERS here's a 25 yarder! You didn't expect that did ya biatches!!! I can float it like a fucking A & W!!! Ain't nobody but my receivers are expecting the 25 yard hot air balloon!!! (swigs half a bottle of Jack, tongue kisses solid 5 of 10 scale skank)
JC: (takes big scoop of Ben and Jerry's Hubby Hubby)
NB: So ... you're just gonna sit there and eat ice cream and sulk aren't ya?
JC: (swallows hard) no.
NB: Bullshit. C'mon Jay you gotta get with the Neckbeard philosophy. You know what that is?
JC: Um ... drink lots of Jack Daniels and fuck nothing but skanks?
NB: SEE! YOU SEE MOTHERFUCKER!! You WERE listening! Buck up sulker and put down the Ben and Jerry's. Go out fuck a skank. Drink some jack and remember ...
JC: Yeah, yeah I know. Rex Grossman's a cock fuck.
NB: HAHA, you're my boy Jay (chugs rest of Jack, flashes cock to three-toothed 40-year old at end of bar) Talk to ya next week sulk boy!!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Who ya got on Gameday? - Part 3
With the signing of Rod Hood and some waffling due to Hunter Hillenmeyer, here is my latest stab at the final 53. Notice, Garret Wolfe is gone replaced by Rashied Davis and Hillenmeyer replaces Kevin Malast:
Offense - 25
Quarterbacks(2)
J. Cutler
C. Hanie
Running Backs(3)
M. Forte
K. Jones
A. Peterson
Fullbacks(1)
J. McKie
Wide Receivers(7)
D. Hester (returner)
E. Bennett
Iglesias
Knox
Aromashodu
Rideau
R. Davis
Tight Ends(3)
G. Olsen
D. Clark
K. Davis
Tackles(4)
C. Williams
O. Pace
Shaffer
Balogh
Guards(4)
R. Garza
J. Beekman (can play center)
Omiyale (can play tackle)
Buening
Center(1)
O. Kreutz
Defense - 25
Defensive Ends(5)
A. Ogunleye
A. Brown
M. Anderson
I. Idonije (can play DT)
Melton
Defensive Tackles(4)
T. Harris
A. Adams
J. Gilbert
M. Harrison
Linebackers(7)
B. Urlacher
L. Briggs
P. Tinoisanamo
J. Williams
N. Roach
D. McClover
H. Hillenmeyer
Cornerbacks(5)
C. Tillman
N. Vasher
Z. Bowman
C. Graham (can play safety)
R. Hood
Safeties(4)
C. Steltz
K. Payne
A. Alfalava
D. Manning (can play nickel)
Special Teams - 3
Long Snapper(1)
P. Mannelly
Kicker(1)
R. Gould
Punter(1)
B. Maynard
Offense - 25
Quarterbacks(2)
J. Cutler
C. Hanie
Running Backs(3)
M. Forte
K. Jones
A. Peterson
Fullbacks(1)
J. McKie
Wide Receivers(7)
D. Hester (returner)
E. Bennett
Iglesias
Knox
Aromashodu
Rideau
R. Davis
Tight Ends(3)
G. Olsen
D. Clark
K. Davis
Tackles(4)
C. Williams
O. Pace
Shaffer
Balogh
Guards(4)
R. Garza
J. Beekman (can play center)
Omiyale (can play tackle)
Buening
Center(1)
O. Kreutz
Defense - 25
Defensive Ends(5)
A. Ogunleye
A. Brown
M. Anderson
I. Idonije (can play DT)
Melton
Defensive Tackles(4)
T. Harris
A. Adams
J. Gilbert
M. Harrison
Linebackers(7)
B. Urlacher
L. Briggs
P. Tinoisanamo
J. Williams
N. Roach
D. McClover
H. Hillenmeyer
Cornerbacks(5)
C. Tillman
N. Vasher
Z. Bowman
C. Graham (can play safety)
R. Hood
Safeties(4)
C. Steltz
K. Payne
A. Alfalava
D. Manning (can play nickel)
Special Teams - 3
Long Snapper(1)
P. Mannelly
Kicker(1)
R. Gould
Punter(1)
B. Maynard
Monday, August 31, 2009
Who ya got on Gameday? - Part 2
With the 3rd preseason game over with, here is what I project Chicago to do heading into their first game against the Cheesedicks on September 13th:
Offense - 25
Quarterbacks(2)
J. Cutler
C. Hanie
Running Backs(4)
M. Forte
K. Jones
A. Peterson
G. Wolfe
Fullbacks(1)
J. McKie
Wide Receivers(6)
D. Hester (returner)
E. Bennett
Iglesias
Knox
Aromashodu
Rideau
Tight Ends(3)
G. Olsen
D. Clark
K. Davis
Tackles(4)
C. Williams
O. Pace
Shaffer
Balogh
Guards(4)
R. Garza
J. Beekman (can play center)
Omiyale (can play tackle)
Buening
Center(1)
O. Kreutz
Defense - 25
Defensive Ends(5)
A. Ogunleye
A. Brown
M. Anderson
I. Idonije (can play DT)
Melton
Defensive Tackles(4)
T. Harris
A. Adams
J. Gilbert
M. Harrison
Linebackers(7)
B. Urlacher
L. Briggs
P. Tinoisanamo
J. Williams
N. Roach
Malast
D. McClover
Cornerbacks(5)
C. Tillman
N. Vasher
T. McBride
Z. Bowman
C. Graham (can play safety)
Safeties(4)
C. Steltz
K. Payne
A. Alfalava
D. Manning (can play nickel)
Special Teams - 3
Long Snapper(1)
P. Mannelly
Kicker(1)
R. Gould
Punter(1)
B. Maynard
Offense - 25
Quarterbacks(2)
J. Cutler
C. Hanie
Running Backs(4)
M. Forte
K. Jones
A. Peterson
G. Wolfe
Fullbacks(1)
J. McKie
Wide Receivers(6)
D. Hester (returner)
E. Bennett
Iglesias
Knox
Aromashodu
Rideau
Tight Ends(3)
G. Olsen
D. Clark
K. Davis
Tackles(4)
C. Williams
O. Pace
Shaffer
Balogh
Guards(4)
R. Garza
J. Beekman (can play center)
Omiyale (can play tackle)
Buening
Center(1)
O. Kreutz
Defense - 25
Defensive Ends(5)
A. Ogunleye
A. Brown
M. Anderson
I. Idonije (can play DT)
Melton
Defensive Tackles(4)
T. Harris
A. Adams
J. Gilbert
M. Harrison
Linebackers(7)
B. Urlacher
L. Briggs
P. Tinoisanamo
J. Williams
N. Roach
Malast
D. McClover
Cornerbacks(5)
C. Tillman
N. Vasher
T. McBride
Z. Bowman
C. Graham (can play safety)
Safeties(4)
C. Steltz
K. Payne
A. Alfalava
D. Manning (can play nickel)
Special Teams - 3
Long Snapper(1)
P. Mannelly
Kicker(1)
R. Gould
Punter(1)
B. Maynard
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Mike Mulligan wants to give Rashied Davis medal for trying, roster spot
If you can read this love-fest\man-crush that Mully has for Rashied Davis click here otherwise I'll give you the gist.
All Rashied Davis has needed is an opportunity. You suspect if the Bears just give him one now, a legitimate chance to make the roster, they'll be delighted with the results.
Yes, that's exactly what they need. A 30-year old wide receiver coming off a season where he put up career numbers and was still the weakest link in a receiving corp that was god-awful.
You remember Davis. He's the cornerback-turned-receiver who helped the Bears get to the Super Bowl, catching a game-winning touchdown against the Minnesota Vikings in Week 3 of the 2006 season and making a clutch third-down conversion to set up Robbie Gould's game-winning field goal in overtime against the Seattle Seahawks in the playoffs.
Yeah, and I remember Rex Grossman was the guy that made those throws ... where's he nowadays?
He's the guy who didn't play high school football but wound up using a junior-college stop to earn his way to San Jose State. He's the guy who put in four bloody years with the San Jose SaberCats of the Arena Football League to get a shot with the Bears. He's the guy who took a leave of absence from a job at Best Buy so he'd have employment to fall back on when he first joined the Bears in 2005.
I hear Best Buy is hiring!
Davis also is the guy with the most experience among Bears receivers -- yet he isn't one of the seven who has caught a pass from Jay Cutler this preseason.
74 catches in 4 seasons, how will the Bears EVAR replace that?!?
The greatest NFL fairy tale remains the inspirational story of Kurt Warner going from stock boy at the Hy-Vee grocery store to Super Bowl MVP.
I thought it was when Warner drew a picture of Jesus ...
But Davis has a unique history, too. He is a 5-9, 187-pound former bouncer who proved tough enough to control rowdy crowds while subsidizing his time as an Arena Football player.
Which is great if Capt. Neckbeard was still stumbling around with his bottle of Jack but Rashied's services are no longer needed.
All of which makes his lack of playing time this preseason difficult to figure.
If you're a mouth-breathing fucktard like Mully.
Will this be the week he gets a chance to play with Cutler and thereby an opportunity to keep his job?
Will this be the week that Mully finds his first clue? Will Hanley beat him with a tac hammer after he reads this?
''Would I like more reps? Yes, I would. That's all I have to say,'' Davis said, begrudgingly completing an interview after the Bears' 17-3 victory over the New York Giants on Saturday.
Like my dad says, "shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which gets filled the fastest." Actually this may be the most apt metaphor for what I think of Rashied Davis's hands.
Davis caught one pass from backup quarterback Caleb Hanie in the Giants game after catching two the week before at Buffalo. It's not the production he would have hoped for, but typically he made the best of his opportunity by standing out on special teams.
So a 30-year old, 74 catch receiver who can "stand out" on special teams. I mean, that is a rare fucking quality! Jesus, why haven't we signed this guy to Elicha Manning fucking money?!?
Still, it has to be unsettling to Davis that he's being judged on previous work instead of being given a chance to build a chemistry with Cutler, especially considering the Bears are in a numbers crunch at receiver.
Yes, because judging him on his previous work to get to the NFL should outweigh his shitty 4 seasons with the Bears. Mully should be a fucking AIG fund manager ... Hey this guy worked really hard to get here but he totally sucks HOWEVER the government just gave us a bunch of free money so let's see what he can do with it and completely ignore his previous body of work!
Tall receivers Brandon Rideau and Devin Aromashodu have been Cutler's favorite targets during spots in training camp. Aromashodu made a spectacular diving catch Saturday to set up a touchdown pass to Desmond Clark. That will help him a ton, but it also begs the question of whether Davis, Rideau, Iglesias or Knox would have made the same play if given the chance.
Who knows? You know what you answered your own fucking question. Cutler likes tall receivers. Davis is short. It's so unfair!!!
Davis hasn't lost repetitions only to the taller guys. In some formations in practice, Hester and tight end Greg Olsen have been split wide with Bennett in the slot -- a natural position for Davis.
Yeah because God knows that putting Bennett in the slot while creating mismatches outside is a fucking crime against football. Jesus, a sportswriter\talk-jock cannot be that fucking dumb ... oh wait HE FUCKING IS!
All he needs is a chance, and frankly, he deserves one.
Clearly based upon your article that told us: he's not been very good in the past, the franchise QB likes tall receivers, and Davis hasn't done much even against 2's and 3's in the preseason. If that's not cause for "DESERVING" a chance I don't know what is.
Can someone cockpunch this idiot the next time he does a remote? Anyone? Please?
All Rashied Davis has needed is an opportunity. You suspect if the Bears just give him one now, a legitimate chance to make the roster, they'll be delighted with the results.
Yes, that's exactly what they need. A 30-year old wide receiver coming off a season where he put up career numbers and was still the weakest link in a receiving corp that was god-awful.
You remember Davis. He's the cornerback-turned-receiver who helped the Bears get to the Super Bowl, catching a game-winning touchdown against the Minnesota Vikings in Week 3 of the 2006 season and making a clutch third-down conversion to set up Robbie Gould's game-winning field goal in overtime against the Seattle Seahawks in the playoffs.
Yeah, and I remember Rex Grossman was the guy that made those throws ... where's he nowadays?
He's the guy who didn't play high school football but wound up using a junior-college stop to earn his way to San Jose State. He's the guy who put in four bloody years with the San Jose SaberCats of the Arena Football League to get a shot with the Bears. He's the guy who took a leave of absence from a job at Best Buy so he'd have employment to fall back on when he first joined the Bears in 2005.
I hear Best Buy is hiring!
Davis also is the guy with the most experience among Bears receivers -- yet he isn't one of the seven who has caught a pass from Jay Cutler this preseason.
74 catches in 4 seasons, how will the Bears EVAR replace that?!?
The greatest NFL fairy tale remains the inspirational story of Kurt Warner going from stock boy at the Hy-Vee grocery store to Super Bowl MVP.
I thought it was when Warner drew a picture of Jesus ...
But Davis has a unique history, too. He is a 5-9, 187-pound former bouncer who proved tough enough to control rowdy crowds while subsidizing his time as an Arena Football player.
Which is great if Capt. Neckbeard was still stumbling around with his bottle of Jack but Rashied's services are no longer needed.
All of which makes his lack of playing time this preseason difficult to figure.
If you're a mouth-breathing fucktard like Mully.
Will this be the week he gets a chance to play with Cutler and thereby an opportunity to keep his job?
Will this be the week that Mully finds his first clue? Will Hanley beat him with a tac hammer after he reads this?
''Would I like more reps? Yes, I would. That's all I have to say,'' Davis said, begrudgingly completing an interview after the Bears' 17-3 victory over the New York Giants on Saturday.
Like my dad says, "shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which gets filled the fastest." Actually this may be the most apt metaphor for what I think of Rashied Davis's hands.
Davis caught one pass from backup quarterback Caleb Hanie in the Giants game after catching two the week before at Buffalo. It's not the production he would have hoped for, but typically he made the best of his opportunity by standing out on special teams.
So a 30-year old, 74 catch receiver who can "stand out" on special teams. I mean, that is a rare fucking quality! Jesus, why haven't we signed this guy to Elicha Manning fucking money?!?
Still, it has to be unsettling to Davis that he's being judged on previous work instead of being given a chance to build a chemistry with Cutler, especially considering the Bears are in a numbers crunch at receiver.
Yes, because judging him on his previous work to get to the NFL should outweigh his shitty 4 seasons with the Bears. Mully should be a fucking AIG fund manager ... Hey this guy worked really hard to get here but he totally sucks HOWEVER the government just gave us a bunch of free money so let's see what he can do with it and completely ignore his previous body of work!
Tall receivers Brandon Rideau and Devin Aromashodu have been Cutler's favorite targets during spots in training camp. Aromashodu made a spectacular diving catch Saturday to set up a touchdown pass to Desmond Clark. That will help him a ton, but it also begs the question of whether Davis, Rideau, Iglesias or Knox would have made the same play if given the chance.
Who knows? You know what you answered your own fucking question. Cutler likes tall receivers. Davis is short. It's so unfair!!!
Davis hasn't lost repetitions only to the taller guys. In some formations in practice, Hester and tight end Greg Olsen have been split wide with Bennett in the slot -- a natural position for Davis.
Yeah because God knows that putting Bennett in the slot while creating mismatches outside is a fucking crime against football. Jesus, a sportswriter\talk-jock cannot be that fucking dumb ... oh wait HE FUCKING IS!
All he needs is a chance, and frankly, he deserves one.
Clearly based upon your article that told us: he's not been very good in the past, the franchise QB likes tall receivers, and Davis hasn't done much even against 2's and 3's in the preseason. If that's not cause for "DESERVING" a chance I don't know what is.
Can someone cockpunch this idiot the next time he does a remote? Anyone? Please?
Friday, August 21, 2009
Who ya got on Game Day? - Part 1
On July 8th I sent myself an e-mail with my projected roster for opening day. With preseason winding down, I am ready to take another stab at it and will in part 2 of what I call "Who ya got on Game Day?" Back on the 8th, this is how I felt Chicago would shake out and go into Cheeseland for their Sunday night throwdown. After Saturday's game, expect Part 2 where I'll have my revised edition, but until then:
Offense - 26
Quarterbacks(3)
J. Cutler
C. Hanie
B. Basanez
Running Backs(3)
M. Forte
K. Jones
G. Wolfe
Fullbacks(1)
W. Ta'ufo'ou
Wide Receivers(6)
D. Hester (returner)
E. Bennett
Iglesias
Knox
Rideau
Davis
Tight Ends(4)
G. Olsen
D. Clark
K. Davis
M. Gaines
Tackles(4)
C. Williams
O. Pace
Shaffer
Balogh
Guards(4)
R. Garza
J. Beekman (can play center)
Omiyale (can play tackle)
Buening
Center(1)
O. Kreutz
Defense - 24
Defensive Ends(5)
A. Ogunleye
A. Brown
M. Anderson
I. Idonije (can play DT)
Melton
Defensive Tackles(4)
T. Harris
A. Adams
J. Gilbert
M. Harrison
Linebackers(6)
B. Urlacher
L. Briggs
P. Tinoisanamo
J. Williams
Freeman
Cornerbacks(5)
C. Tillman
N. Vasher
T. McBride
Bowman
Moore
Safeties(4)
C. Steltz
K. Payne
C. Graham (can play corner)
D. Manning (can play corner, returner)
Special Teams - 3
Long Snapper(1)
P. Mannelly
Kicker(1)
R. Gould
Punter(1)
B. Maynard
Offense - 26
Quarterbacks(3)
J. Cutler
C. Hanie
B. Basanez
Running Backs(3)
M. Forte
K. Jones
G. Wolfe
Fullbacks(1)
W. Ta'ufo'ou
Wide Receivers(6)
D. Hester (returner)
E. Bennett
Iglesias
Knox
Rideau
Davis
Tight Ends(4)
G. Olsen
D. Clark
K. Davis
M. Gaines
Tackles(4)
C. Williams
O. Pace
Shaffer
Balogh
Guards(4)
R. Garza
J. Beekman (can play center)
Omiyale (can play tackle)
Buening
Center(1)
O. Kreutz
Defense - 24
Defensive Ends(5)
A. Ogunleye
A. Brown
M. Anderson
I. Idonije (can play DT)
Melton
Defensive Tackles(4)
T. Harris
A. Adams
J. Gilbert
M. Harrison
Linebackers(6)
B. Urlacher
L. Briggs
P. Tinoisanamo
J. Williams
Freeman
Cornerbacks(5)
C. Tillman
N. Vasher
T. McBride
Bowman
Moore
Safeties(4)
C. Steltz
K. Payne
C. Graham (can play corner)
D. Manning (can play corner, returner)
Special Teams - 3
Long Snapper(1)
P. Mannelly
Kicker(1)
R. Gould
Punter(1)
B. Maynard
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Jerry Angelo Unplugged with Larry Mayer
Jerry Angelo sits down with Larry Mayer (read it here) in a hard-hitting interview for ChicagoBears.com. Since this is all company line BS let's just throw aside Jerry's answers and give the real ones:
A lot has been written and said about the Bears’ No. 1 offense being out of sync in the preseason opener in Buffalo. What were your impressions of how the unit performed and how concerned are you moving forward?
Well first we have a pussy as our franchise QB. Seems like kinda stupid to me that I went out and got a guy I thought was a future hall of famer and he's a pussy. I mean, Brian Urlacher has stared down the abyss known as the Paris Hilton gash so if anyone has the right to call another man a pussy, it's Url. Second, we have a guy I just paid to be our #1 wide receiver playing like a retarded monkey, fucking a retarded football thrown by a fucking pussy. So yeah, I have some cause for concern but thanks for asking Larry, you cock.
What would you like to see from the first-team offense Saturday night against the Giants?
I'll be happy if they don't just shiat themselves and curl up into fetal positions. Really, right now I think the Terry Shea fiasco may end up looking like the golden era of Bear offense. Seriously, against the Giants? How about we see our offensive line sustain a block for longer than a gnat's dick and maybe our two overpaid, overhyped players actually do their jobs. If not, can I at least implore Olin Kreutz to punch out Ron Turner.
Did you have any problem with what Jay Cutler said about Devin Hester being "more of a go-get-it guy" and "not really a back-shoulder or jump up-and-get-it [guy]" after throwing an interception in Buffalo?
Do you actually come up with these questions on the spot or do you pre-pull them out of your ass? Really Mayer I see why you're such a snivelling little suck cunt. You have all the journalistic instincts of a comatose Dr. Z. I swear my dog farts more fucking coherent sounds than you make out of your gurgling fucking pie hole!
How would you assess how the defense performed against the Bills; what impressed you and where would you like to see improvement?
Are you shiatting me? Hell the only push I saw out of the defensive line all night was when they raided the snack bar after the game. Jesus tap dancing christ on a cracker we should have installed a fucking wading pool at the line of scrimmage for all the good those cock holes did. I guess what impresses me the most is Izzy adds weight last year and they use him oustide. This year he drops weight - like they ask - and they play him inside. What continually impresses me is I give these assholes great athletes like Izzy, Daneial, Devin etc. and they can't fucking screw them up fast enough. That's really fucking impressive to me! On top of that Lovie tells me we need Rod Marinelli to coach the d-line. Yeah, "oh-for-sixteen" Marinelli. I think this year our d-line may be the first team in history to actually record POSITIVE yards on sacks. Like: "hey that QB only picked up 4 yards on the scramble and that beats the hell out of the 7-10 yard slants he's been throwing all fucking day, so we'll count that as 1 sack for +4 yards." That kinda shit is what I'm expecting.
What are your thoughts on Brett Favre signing with the Minnesota Vikings?
Wow Larry do you really write these questions yourself or do you just copy off every other twat-waffle journalist in America? You know what I think about "The Brett", I think that attention-whoring, wrangler-wearing, country fucktard would do anything for fame. Hell, he'd bareback Ryan Seacrest on stage at American Idol just to get in the spotlight. Which is probably his backup plan for when his arm falls off and he's run out of Minnesota. That's what I think. Do you have any thoughts larry ... crickets? ... That's kinda what I thought. Go frame your fucking journalism GED and get me a coffee.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Pete Prisco doh'not like The Brett
I don't know what the world is coming to but this week I actually agreed with a Pete Prisco article basically saying that The Brett is an egomaniac trying to extend his glory days at the expense of his own legacy. Apparently Prisco got the by-line but the 10,000 monkeys writing the article should get full credit. Full article here.
"What do a nasty pimple, a pesky cockroach and Brett Favre all have in common?"
You've fellated two of the three and all you have to show for it is a nasty pimple?
"Favre? Nothing will keep him away. His ego is too great. When his body says no, and his game screams "Hell no!" he plays on."
Well "plays" isn't really an accurate word. More like chucks interceptions like escort service flyers on the Vegas Strip.
"Most of the national media will fawn over Favre's decision Tuesday to sign with the Minnesota Vikings, but I don't think it's a good move."
Giving 40-yo attention-whore $12 million when he's clearly well passed his prime, coming off shoulder surgery and an embarassing season is not a smart move? Do tell Pete!
"I keep hearing how Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels -- the two quarterbacks who were competing to be the starter until Favre so rudely interrupted training camp -- aren't in his class.
Well, Brett Favre isn't Brett Favre."
He's actually Barack Obama and until you show me his birth certificate I'm not budging on this one.
"Was every Favre fan and Favre-fawning writer blind drunk last season? Did they see the same quarterback I saw?"
Well, to be fair they WERE watching the Jets so I think that's a given.
"When Favre announced last month that he planned to stay retired, he said, "I didn't feel like physically I could play at a level that was acceptable."
Something changed in three weeks.
Training camp ended."
Ding-ding-ding-ding, looks like Pete found the CLUE TRAIN!
"Favre has never been a fan of offseason work and training camp. He likes staying on the tractor in Mississippi as long as he possibly can. That's why when he said he was staying retired last month, we all shook our heads and said the same thing.
Yeah, right. Why don't you think he was linked to a network for television work?"
Well besides the obvious? I mean, have you heard the guy speak? He makes Magic Johnson look downright lucid.
"He loves the spotlight and some players who have played with him in the past say his wife loves it even more. She's just Mrs. Favre, they say, when baling hay in the Wrangler jeans, but she's Brett Favre's wife when he plays."
Real. Comfortable. Attention-whores.
"There will be many who will say the Vikings are now the team to beat."
And many will say Da Church of Da Coach has the biggest schlong in 4 states but writing it on the internets doesn't automatically make it true (but it's damn fine rumor!)
"If the arm was such an issue, why didn't he sit down? If that's the excuse now, and we've heard it from the many in the media who drool at the site of his name on the back of a jersey, any jersey, didn't he do his team a disservice by playing through it?
If it's an excuse now, it was selfish then."
Well Pete how dare you!? That's just Brett being Brett. You know, playing through pain, tossing pick-6's like you toss butt darts at Clark Judge. You know how it is!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
The Brett Arrives in Minnesota
(Inside Minnesota locker room present day, Favre walks in)
The Brett: Hey you beagle-fucker?
John David Booty: Um ... me?
TB: Yeah you douche-rific! Get over here!
JDB: Yes Mr. Favre.
TB: You better take off that #4 fucking jersey or I'll be all over you like gay on Brady Quinn. You got me you talentless Leinart cock taster?
JDB: ... But Mr. Favre I really would like to keep this number, but if you ...
TB: Are you giving me lip there John Can't Get Booty? I'm The Brett gol'dammit and I won't be taking any crap from nobody especially some cockgoblin 4th-string QB, younger than the pecker tracks on Deana's favorite John Deere hat. You savvy?
JDB: Yes Mr. Favre. (strips off jersey)
TB: Hey! Mr. Noodle! Get your bald ass in here and quit raping muppets!
Coach Childress: Yes Brett?
TB: It's not Brett. It's THE BRETT ... get that through your chrome dome and get it good. Now, where's MY office at?
Coach: Uhm well, usually the players have the locker room and coaches have an office but I could see ...
TB: Now just wait a minute there Hairlip Wonder, you mean to tell me The Brett has to play for the paltry $12 million you offered and I don't my own gol'damn office? You call upstairs to Zygote or Zagnut of whatever the fuck that kraut wants to be called and telll him the Brett don't fucking work like this, Not for all the land in Mississippi. You got me there Chrome-o-mite?
Coach: Well, gee the Brett I guess you can have my office. Plus I just got these pictures from our first preseason game. You can study them and see our alignments and those of the defenses. That way you'll get up to speed faster.
TB: That would be great you pecker with sideburns but the Brett don't need no fucking pictures. The Brett's a gunslinger. Book learnin' is for fucking faggots like Elicha Manning and his brother Sir-Chokes-A-Lotta-Dick. That ain't for the Brett!
Coach: Well the Brett maybe you could just take a look at them before practice. No pressure.
TB: I like you Coach Crotchless, so I tell you what. You get the boys ready for practice an ol' Brett's gonna head to his office and cdraw ocks in the mouths of all the guys I don't like. Thanks for the pictures ... (The Brett turns to leave but stops) ...
TB: You know what when it's time for practice send that no talent waste of a fuckrag T-Jack-Shit to come down and piggy-back my ass to the field ... No use for the Brett to waste energy in the preseason!
The Brett: Hey you beagle-fucker?
John David Booty: Um ... me?
TB: Yeah you douche-rific! Get over here!
JDB: Yes Mr. Favre.
TB: You better take off that #4 fucking jersey or I'll be all over you like gay on Brady Quinn. You got me you talentless Leinart cock taster?
JDB: ... But Mr. Favre I really would like to keep this number, but if you ...
TB: Are you giving me lip there John Can't Get Booty? I'm The Brett gol'dammit and I won't be taking any crap from nobody especially some cockgoblin 4th-string QB, younger than the pecker tracks on Deana's favorite John Deere hat. You savvy?
JDB: Yes Mr. Favre. (strips off jersey)
TB: Hey! Mr. Noodle! Get your bald ass in here and quit raping muppets!
Coach Childress: Yes Brett?
TB: It's not Brett. It's THE BRETT ... get that through your chrome dome and get it good. Now, where's MY office at?
Coach: Uhm well, usually the players have the locker room and coaches have an office but I could see ...
TB: Now just wait a minute there Hairlip Wonder, you mean to tell me The Brett has to play for the paltry $12 million you offered and I don't my own gol'damn office? You call upstairs to Zygote or Zagnut of whatever the fuck that kraut wants to be called and telll him the Brett don't fucking work like this, Not for all the land in Mississippi. You got me there Chrome-o-mite?
Coach: Well, gee the Brett I guess you can have my office. Plus I just got these pictures from our first preseason game. You can study them and see our alignments and those of the defenses. That way you'll get up to speed faster.
TB: That would be great you pecker with sideburns but the Brett don't need no fucking pictures. The Brett's a gunslinger. Book learnin' is for fucking faggots like Elicha Manning and his brother Sir-Chokes-A-Lotta-Dick. That ain't for the Brett!
Coach: Well the Brett maybe you could just take a look at them before practice. No pressure.
TB: I like you Coach Crotchless, so I tell you what. You get the boys ready for practice an ol' Brett's gonna head to his office and cdraw ocks in the mouths of all the guys I don't like. Thanks for the pictures ... (The Brett turns to leave but stops) ...
TB: You know what when it's time for practice send that no talent waste of a fuckrag T-Jack-Shit to come down and piggy-back my ass to the field ... No use for the Brett to waste energy in the preseason!
Friday, July 31, 2009
Brad Biggs Blog Fun
For those of you who post regularly at Biggsy's blog this will make (some) sense ... For the rest ... just write it off ...
(Deep in the heart of NeckBeardSucks's mom's basement)
NBS: Gentleman, welcome to my (finger quotes) Command Center. I tried to find a hollowed out volcano but my allowance is only $10 a week.
Da Clown: Dude your mom is hot!
Crap-ton: Yeah hawt lyke creyton in a pink thonge hawt!!!
NBS: THat's kinda creepy Crap-ton, I'll just pretend I didn't hear that. Gentleman, as I have said ..
Da Clown: You know who sucks? Da Coach. That guy's such a jerk. He thinks he knows everything. Maybe he should spend more time with his kids then talking about football.
Crap-ton: Yeaa I haet him two. Wat a stoopid looser! I bett him and Creyton have gay sex all the time (pauses longingly) Do you have a bathroom down here?
NBS: Gentleman please focus. When we are done, there will be no more Creighton, no more Da Coach, and NeckbeardSucks will be known throughout the internets!!!
Da Clown: But how we gonna do that?
NBS: Two words: "pre-emptive strike". Do any of you dummies know what pre-emptive means?
Da Clown: Is that like premature ejaculation?
NBS: In your cases ... that is PRECISELY it ... You see gentleman in every thread we shall post. We shall beat Creighton and Da Coach to the punch EVERY TIME. Soon, they will have nothing to do but contradict us. And then, we shall expose THEM as trolls who follow US around. It's the perfect plan. And once we DOMINATE the Brad Biggs blog ... we will set our sights on the ENTIRE INTERNETS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NBS's Mom: Pooky are you down there?
NBS: MOM!?! I told you we're busy and you didn't even use the secret password!
Mom: I'm sorry chunky monkey do your little friends want some licorice and grape soda?
NBS: Darn it mom this is supposed to be a secret meeting in our COMMAND CENTER!
(Da Clown and Crap-ton look incredulously at NBS)
Da Clown: Dude.
Crap-ton: Dood!
NBS: (sigh) Fine ... YEAH MOM WE WANT SOME LICORICE AND GRAPE SODA.
Mom: Okey dokey pooky.
NBS: MOM … IT'S COMMANDER or CAPTAIN!
Mom: Whatever you say sugar plum!
Da Clown: WHy don't we just go and kick their ass on the blog or in person! We could do that. There's like five of us to their (thinks .... shrugs) one ... point ... four........ niner?
NBS: Well there are two reasons. First, do you know how they say if you give 1000 monkeys typewriters they could eventually re-create the works of Shakespeare?
(Da Clown looks puzzled ... Crap-ton scratches butt sniffs finger)
NBS: I guess it doesn't matter. The point is we could give a retarded monkey one typewriter and 5 minutes and he'd probably make you both look foolish.
(Da Clown and Crap-ton nod heads in agreement)
NBS: And the second reason, Crap-ton with your obvious gender-confusion and Da Clown ... well how can I put this delicately Clown ... you look like something I'd draw with my left hand. We don't want you guys coming out from behind the internet. No, this is the best way.
Da Clown: But how we gonna do it? I mean Da Coach is a dumb jerkwad punk who likes to beat children and puppies but couldn't he catch on? Figure out what you're up to?
NBS: Have you ever seen the usual Suspects?
(Da Clown and Crap-ton look puzzled)
NBS: Fine! Have you ever seen He-Man?
Da Clown and Crap-ton: (in unison) Yeah, yeah we love He-Man!
NBS: Well, I'm like Adam. No one suspects me.
Da Clown and Crap-ton: (in unison, crossing boners) BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!!!
NBS: Yeaaaah ... that's, that's super.
Crap-ton: Oh kae sew wat doo wee duue?
Da Clown: Yeah, what?
NBS: Well that's the easy part. Keep doing what you're doing. Keep emulating them. Crap-ton, keep writing incoherent drivel and misspell lots of words.
Crap-ton: (wipes nose on sleeve, licks sleeve) Eye cann doo thaat noe problm!!!
NBS: Excellent. And Da Clown. Keep using lots of ellipses and pepper in the word "farktard".
(Da Clown raises hand)
NBS: Yes what is it?
Da Clown: Well ... I don't know what an … an … an e-lip-tick-all is and still don't know what a farktard is.
NBS: (exhales deeply) An ELLIPSIS is 3 periods in a row DOT-DOT-DOT ... And just use the word "farktard". Like I could say "The farktard raised his farktard hand and asked a farktard question!"
Da Clown: (brightens) Oh I can definitely do that!
NBS: Then it is settled. Tomorrow we take the first step into ... HISTORY!!!
Crap-ton: Ooo thiss iz ganna bee soooooo kewl! Doe yoo thinkc, u no, once we’ve takan ovar the internets ... Due u think Creyton will bee depresssed enuff to let me pee on him?
(Deep in the heart of NeckBeardSucks's mom's basement)
NBS: Gentleman, welcome to my (finger quotes) Command Center. I tried to find a hollowed out volcano but my allowance is only $10 a week.
Da Clown: Dude your mom is hot!
Crap-ton: Yeah hawt lyke creyton in a pink thonge hawt!!!
NBS: THat's kinda creepy Crap-ton, I'll just pretend I didn't hear that. Gentleman, as I have said ..
Da Clown: You know who sucks? Da Coach. That guy's such a jerk. He thinks he knows everything. Maybe he should spend more time with his kids then talking about football.
Crap-ton: Yeaa I haet him two. Wat a stoopid looser! I bett him and Creyton have gay sex all the time (pauses longingly) Do you have a bathroom down here?
NBS: Gentleman please focus. When we are done, there will be no more Creighton, no more Da Coach, and NeckbeardSucks will be known throughout the internets!!!
Da Clown: But how we gonna do that?
NBS: Two words: "pre-emptive strike". Do any of you dummies know what pre-emptive means?
Da Clown: Is that like premature ejaculation?
NBS: In your cases ... that is PRECISELY it ... You see gentleman in every thread we shall post. We shall beat Creighton and Da Coach to the punch EVERY TIME. Soon, they will have nothing to do but contradict us. And then, we shall expose THEM as trolls who follow US around. It's the perfect plan. And once we DOMINATE the Brad Biggs blog ... we will set our sights on the ENTIRE INTERNETS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NBS's Mom: Pooky are you down there?
NBS: MOM!?! I told you we're busy and you didn't even use the secret password!
Mom: I'm sorry chunky monkey do your little friends want some licorice and grape soda?
NBS: Darn it mom this is supposed to be a secret meeting in our COMMAND CENTER!
(Da Clown and Crap-ton look incredulously at NBS)
Da Clown: Dude.
Crap-ton: Dood!
NBS: (sigh) Fine ... YEAH MOM WE WANT SOME LICORICE AND GRAPE SODA.
Mom: Okey dokey pooky.
NBS: MOM … IT'S COMMANDER or CAPTAIN!
Mom: Whatever you say sugar plum!
Da Clown: WHy don't we just go and kick their ass on the blog or in person! We could do that. There's like five of us to their (thinks .... shrugs) one ... point ... four........ niner?
NBS: Well there are two reasons. First, do you know how they say if you give 1000 monkeys typewriters they could eventually re-create the works of Shakespeare?
(Da Clown looks puzzled ... Crap-ton scratches butt sniffs finger)
NBS: I guess it doesn't matter. The point is we could give a retarded monkey one typewriter and 5 minutes and he'd probably make you both look foolish.
(Da Clown and Crap-ton nod heads in agreement)
NBS: And the second reason, Crap-ton with your obvious gender-confusion and Da Clown ... well how can I put this delicately Clown ... you look like something I'd draw with my left hand. We don't want you guys coming out from behind the internet. No, this is the best way.
Da Clown: But how we gonna do it? I mean Da Coach is a dumb jerkwad punk who likes to beat children and puppies but couldn't he catch on? Figure out what you're up to?
NBS: Have you ever seen the usual Suspects?
(Da Clown and Crap-ton look puzzled)
NBS: Fine! Have you ever seen He-Man?
Da Clown and Crap-ton: (in unison) Yeah, yeah we love He-Man!
NBS: Well, I'm like Adam. No one suspects me.
Da Clown and Crap-ton: (in unison, crossing boners) BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!!!
NBS: Yeaaaah ... that's, that's super.
Crap-ton: Oh kae sew wat doo wee duue?
Da Clown: Yeah, what?
NBS: Well that's the easy part. Keep doing what you're doing. Keep emulating them. Crap-ton, keep writing incoherent drivel and misspell lots of words.
Crap-ton: (wipes nose on sleeve, licks sleeve) Eye cann doo thaat noe problm!!!
NBS: Excellent. And Da Clown. Keep using lots of ellipses and pepper in the word "farktard".
(Da Clown raises hand)
NBS: Yes what is it?
Da Clown: Well ... I don't know what an … an … an e-lip-tick-all is and still don't know what a farktard is.
NBS: (exhales deeply) An ELLIPSIS is 3 periods in a row DOT-DOT-DOT ... And just use the word "farktard". Like I could say "The farktard raised his farktard hand and asked a farktard question!"
Da Clown: (brightens) Oh I can definitely do that!
NBS: Then it is settled. Tomorrow we take the first step into ... HISTORY!!!
Crap-ton: Ooo thiss iz ganna bee soooooo kewl! Doe yoo thinkc, u no, once we’ve takan ovar the internets ... Due u think Creyton will bee depresssed enuff to let me pee on him?
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Chicago Bears Draft: Second Guessing
With the 2009 draft in the books, I took a look back at who was available and where. First, trading back for less value once again shows why Jerry Angelo has sucked in the draft. In his defense however, there seems to be some good value picks that I even had to agree with. Below you will find the overall pick number, the player, position, school and my draft grade on my value board that ranged from A+ to UDFA (undrafted free agent).
In this version, we ignore the trade back and go with Chicago's first pick at 49 overall ... FS William Moore out of Mizzou.
Here's how it would have played out:
*49 William Moore FS Mizzou - B
99 Juaquin Iglesias WR Oklahoma - B-
119 D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt - B
140 Marcus Freeman OLB Ohio State - B-
154 Duke Robinson OG Oklahoma - B
190 Ricky Jean-Francois DT LSU - C
246 Rashad Jennings RB Liberty - B-
251 Darry Beckwith MLB LSU - B-
In our second look, we'll pretend that trading down - and for all intents and purposes PISSING AWAY the qequivalent of a mid-4th round pick was some sort of super-genius move ...
t*68 Jarron Gilbert DT SJS - B-
99 Juaquin,Iglesias WR Oklahoma - B-
t*105 Lawrence Sidbury DE Richmond - B-
119 D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt - B
140 Marcus Freeman OLB Ohio State - B-
154 Duke Robinson OG Oklahoma - B
190 Brandon Gibson WR Washington State - C-
246 Rashad Jennings RB Liberty - B-
251 Derek Pegues FS Mississippi State - C-
And there ya have it. I do like the pickups of Gilbert, Iglesias, Moore and Freeman as they were all very good value at their respective positions in the draft.
In this version, we ignore the trade back and go with Chicago's first pick at 49 overall ... FS William Moore out of Mizzou.
Here's how it would have played out:
*49 William Moore FS Mizzou - B
99 Juaquin Iglesias WR Oklahoma - B-
119 D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt - B
140 Marcus Freeman OLB Ohio State - B-
154 Duke Robinson OG Oklahoma - B
190 Ricky Jean-Francois DT LSU - C
246 Rashad Jennings RB Liberty - B-
251 Darry Beckwith MLB LSU - B-
In our second look, we'll pretend that trading down - and for all intents and purposes PISSING AWAY the qequivalent of a mid-4th round pick was some sort of super-genius move ...
t*68 Jarron Gilbert DT SJS - B-
99 Juaquin,Iglesias WR Oklahoma - B-
t*105 Lawrence Sidbury DE Richmond - B-
119 D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt - B
140 Marcus Freeman OLB Ohio State - B-
154 Duke Robinson OG Oklahoma - B
190 Brandon Gibson WR Washington State - C-
246 Rashad Jennings RB Liberty - B-
251 Derek Pegues FS Mississippi State - C-
And there ya have it. I do like the pickups of Gilbert, Iglesias, Moore and Freeman as they were all very good value at their respective positions in the draft.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Mock Draft version 1.4
1 Detroit Lions 6 Stafford QB UGA
2 St. Louis Rams 3 Smith LT Baylor
3 Kansas City Chiefs 9 Sanchez QB USC
4 Seattle Seahawks 2 Crabtree WR Tex Tech
5 Cleveland Browns 1 Curry LB Wake
6 Cincinnati Bengals 5 Raji DT BC
7 Oakland Raiders 12 Maclin WR Mizzou
8 Jacksonville Jaguars 14 Maualaga MLB USC
9 Green Bay Packers 4 Monroe LT UVA
10 San Francisco 49ers 8 Orakpo DE Texas
11 Buffalo Bills 11 Oher OT Ole Miss
12 Denver Broncos 21 Jackson DE LSU
13 Washington Redskins 13 Smith OT Alabama
14 New Orleans Saints 10 Brown LB FSU
15 Houston Texans 20 Cushing LB USC
16 San Diego Chargers 19 Jerry DT Ole Miss
17 New York Jets 22 Matthews LB USC
18 Denver Broncos (from Chicago) 23 Laurinaitis MLB OSU
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35 Freeman QB Kansas St
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) 7 Jenkins CB OSU
21 Philadelphia Eagles 15 Moreno RB UGA
22 Minnesota Vikings 32 Hood DT Mizzou
23 New England Patriots 26 Smith CB Wake
24 Atlanta Falcons 39 English DE NIU
25 Miami Dolphins 18 Davis CB Illinois
26 Baltimore Ravens 17 Harvin WR Florida
27 Indianapolis Colts 37 Britton OT Arizona
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) 24 Bey WR Maryland
29 New York Giants 34 Beatty OT Uconn
30 Tennessee Titans 29 Mack C Cal
31 Arizona Cardinals 16 Wells RB OSU
32 Pittsburgh Steelers 43 Unger C Oregon
2 St. Louis Rams 3 Smith LT Baylor
3 Kansas City Chiefs 9 Sanchez QB USC
4 Seattle Seahawks 2 Crabtree WR Tex Tech
5 Cleveland Browns 1 Curry LB Wake
6 Cincinnati Bengals 5 Raji DT BC
7 Oakland Raiders 12 Maclin WR Mizzou
8 Jacksonville Jaguars 14 Maualaga MLB USC
9 Green Bay Packers 4 Monroe LT UVA
10 San Francisco 49ers 8 Orakpo DE Texas
11 Buffalo Bills 11 Oher OT Ole Miss
12 Denver Broncos 21 Jackson DE LSU
13 Washington Redskins 13 Smith OT Alabama
14 New Orleans Saints 10 Brown LB FSU
15 Houston Texans 20 Cushing LB USC
16 San Diego Chargers 19 Jerry DT Ole Miss
17 New York Jets 22 Matthews LB USC
18 Denver Broncos (from Chicago) 23 Laurinaitis MLB OSU
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35 Freeman QB Kansas St
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) 7 Jenkins CB OSU
21 Philadelphia Eagles 15 Moreno RB UGA
22 Minnesota Vikings 32 Hood DT Mizzou
23 New England Patriots 26 Smith CB Wake
24 Atlanta Falcons 39 English DE NIU
25 Miami Dolphins 18 Davis CB Illinois
26 Baltimore Ravens 17 Harvin WR Florida
27 Indianapolis Colts 37 Britton OT Arizona
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) 24 Bey WR Maryland
29 New York Giants 34 Beatty OT Uconn
30 Tennessee Titans 29 Mack C Cal
31 Arizona Cardinals 16 Wells RB OSU
32 Pittsburgh Steelers 43 Unger C Oregon
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Mock Draft V1.3 (1st and 2nd Round)
Round 1
1 Detroit Lions 3 Smith LT Baylor
2 St. Louis Rams 4 Monroe LT UVA
3 Kansas City Chiefs 6 Stafford QB UGA
4 Seattle Seahawks 2 Crabtree WR Tex Tech
5 Cleveland Browns 1 Curry LB Wake
6 Cincinnati Bengals 5 Raji DT BC
7 Oakland Raiders 12 Maclin WR Mizzou
8 Jacksonville Jaguars 14 Maualaga MLB USC
9 Green Bay Packers 8 Orakpo DE Texas
10 San Francisco 49ers 9 Sanchez QB USC
11 Buffalo Bills 10 Brown LB FSU
12 Denver Broncos 21 Jackson DE LSU
13 Washington Redskins 11 Oher OT Ole Miss
14 New Orleans Saints 20 Cushing LB USC
15 Houston Texans 22 Matthews LB USC
16 San Diego Chargers 19 Jerry DT Ole Miss
17 New York Jets 7 Jenkins CB OSU
18 Denver Broncos (from Chicago) 23 Laurinaitis MLB OSU
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17 Harvin WR Florida
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) 18 Davis CB Illinois
21 Philadelphia Eagles 15 Moreno RB UGA
22 Minnesota Vikings 13 Smith OT Alabama
23 New England Patriots 26 Smith CB Wake
24 Atlanta Falcons 32 Hood DT Mizzou
25 Miami Dolphins 39 English DE NIU
26 Baltimore Ravens 30 Butler CB Uconn
27 Indianapolis Colts 37 Britton OT Arizona
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) 34 Beatty OT Uconn
29 New York Giants 16 Wells RB OSU
30 Tennessee Titans 29 Mack C Cal
31 Arizona Cardinals 28 Maybin DE Penn St
32 Pittsburgh Steelers 43 Unger C Oregon
Round 2
33 Detroit Lions 33 Ayers DE Tenn
34 New England Patriots (from KC) 24 Bey WR Maryland
35 St. Louis Rams 35 Freeman QB Kansas St
36 Cleveland Browns 31 Moore CB Vandy
37 Seattle Seahawks 45 Stintim OLB UVA
38 Cincinnati Bengals 27 Nicks WR UNC
39 Jacksonville Jaguars 47 Robinson OG Oklahoma
40 Oakland Raiders 44 Johnson DE Ga Tech
41 Green Bay Packers 25 Pettigrew TE Okla St
42 Buffalo Bills 42 Barwin DE Cincy
43 San Francisco 49ers 41 Smith CB Utah
44 Miami Dolphins (from Washington) 51 Moore FS Mizzou
45 New York Giants (from New Orleans) 55 Loadholt OT Oklahoma
46 Houston Texans 46 Delmas FS W. Mich
47 New England Patriots (from San Diego) 53 Byrd CB Oregon
48 Denver Broncos 50 Brace DT BC
49 Chicago 40 Britt WR Rutgers
50 Cleveland Browns (from Tampa Bay) 36 McCoy RB PITT
51 Dallas 49 Robiskie WR OSU
52 New York Jets 38 Brown RB Uconn
53 Philadelphia Eagles 48 Cook TE S Car
54 Minnesota Vikings 60 Marks DT Auburn
55 Atlanta Falcons 58 Chung SS Oregon
56 Miami Dolphins 54 Francies CB SJS
57 Baltimore Ravens 63 Kruger DE Utah
58 New England Patriots 65 Meredith OT S Car
59 Carolina 57 Iglesias WR Oklahoma
60 New York Giants 78 Beckwith MLB LSU
61 Indianapolis Colts 66 Moala DT USC
62 Tennessee Titans 52 Wood C Louisville
63 Arizona Cardinals 61 Greene RB Iowa
64 Pittsburgh Steelers 69 Johnson OG LSU
1 Detroit Lions 3 Smith LT Baylor
2 St. Louis Rams 4 Monroe LT UVA
3 Kansas City Chiefs 6 Stafford QB UGA
4 Seattle Seahawks 2 Crabtree WR Tex Tech
5 Cleveland Browns 1 Curry LB Wake
6 Cincinnati Bengals 5 Raji DT BC
7 Oakland Raiders 12 Maclin WR Mizzou
8 Jacksonville Jaguars 14 Maualaga MLB USC
9 Green Bay Packers 8 Orakpo DE Texas
10 San Francisco 49ers 9 Sanchez QB USC
11 Buffalo Bills 10 Brown LB FSU
12 Denver Broncos 21 Jackson DE LSU
13 Washington Redskins 11 Oher OT Ole Miss
14 New Orleans Saints 20 Cushing LB USC
15 Houston Texans 22 Matthews LB USC
16 San Diego Chargers 19 Jerry DT Ole Miss
17 New York Jets 7 Jenkins CB OSU
18 Denver Broncos (from Chicago) 23 Laurinaitis MLB OSU
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17 Harvin WR Florida
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) 18 Davis CB Illinois
21 Philadelphia Eagles 15 Moreno RB UGA
22 Minnesota Vikings 13 Smith OT Alabama
23 New England Patriots 26 Smith CB Wake
24 Atlanta Falcons 32 Hood DT Mizzou
25 Miami Dolphins 39 English DE NIU
26 Baltimore Ravens 30 Butler CB Uconn
27 Indianapolis Colts 37 Britton OT Arizona
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) 34 Beatty OT Uconn
29 New York Giants 16 Wells RB OSU
30 Tennessee Titans 29 Mack C Cal
31 Arizona Cardinals 28 Maybin DE Penn St
32 Pittsburgh Steelers 43 Unger C Oregon
Round 2
33 Detroit Lions 33 Ayers DE Tenn
34 New England Patriots (from KC) 24 Bey WR Maryland
35 St. Louis Rams 35 Freeman QB Kansas St
36 Cleveland Browns 31 Moore CB Vandy
37 Seattle Seahawks 45 Stintim OLB UVA
38 Cincinnati Bengals 27 Nicks WR UNC
39 Jacksonville Jaguars 47 Robinson OG Oklahoma
40 Oakland Raiders 44 Johnson DE Ga Tech
41 Green Bay Packers 25 Pettigrew TE Okla St
42 Buffalo Bills 42 Barwin DE Cincy
43 San Francisco 49ers 41 Smith CB Utah
44 Miami Dolphins (from Washington) 51 Moore FS Mizzou
45 New York Giants (from New Orleans) 55 Loadholt OT Oklahoma
46 Houston Texans 46 Delmas FS W. Mich
47 New England Patriots (from San Diego) 53 Byrd CB Oregon
48 Denver Broncos 50 Brace DT BC
49 Chicago 40 Britt WR Rutgers
50 Cleveland Browns (from Tampa Bay) 36 McCoy RB PITT
51 Dallas 49 Robiskie WR OSU
52 New York Jets 38 Brown RB Uconn
53 Philadelphia Eagles 48 Cook TE S Car
54 Minnesota Vikings 60 Marks DT Auburn
55 Atlanta Falcons 58 Chung SS Oregon
56 Miami Dolphins 54 Francies CB SJS
57 Baltimore Ravens 63 Kruger DE Utah
58 New England Patriots 65 Meredith OT S Car
59 Carolina 57 Iglesias WR Oklahoma
60 New York Giants 78 Beckwith MLB LSU
61 Indianapolis Colts 66 Moala DT USC
62 Tennessee Titans 52 Wood C Louisville
63 Arizona Cardinals 61 Greene RB Iowa
64 Pittsburgh Steelers 69 Johnson OG LSU
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Mock Draft Version 2
1 Detroit Lions - Aaron Curry LB
2 St. Louis Rams - Jason Smith LT
3 Kansas City Chiefs - Brian Orakpo DE
4 Seattle Seahawks -Michael Crabtree WR
5 Cleveland Browns - Malcolm Jenkins CB
6 Cincinnati Bengals - B.J. Raji DT
7 Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin WR
8 Jacksonville Jaguars - Rey Maualuga MLB
9 Green Bay Packers - Eugene Monroe OT
10 San Francisco 49ers - Matthew Stafford QB
11 Buffalo Bills - Everette Brown DE
12 Denver Broncos - Peria Jerry DT
13 Washington Redskins - Tyson Jackson DE
14 New Orleans Saints - Brian Cushing OLB
15 Houston Texans - Clay Mathews OLB
16 San Diego Chargers - Michael Oher OT
17 New York Jets - Vontae Davis CB
18 Chicago Bears - Eben Britton OT
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Mark Sanchez QB
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) - James Laurinitis MLB
21 Philadelphia Eagles - Knowshon Moreno RB
22 Minnesota Vikings - Andre Smith OT
23 New England Patriots - Alphonso Smith CB
24 Atlanta Falcons - Evander Hood DT
25 Miami Dolphins - Darius Butler CB
26 Baltimore Ravens - D.J. Moore CB
27 Indianapolis Colts - William Beatty OT
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) - Percy Harvin WR
29 New York Giants - Chris Wells RB
30 Tennessee Titans - Alex Mack C
31 Arizona Cardinals - Aaron Maybin DE
32 Pittsburgh Steelers - Duke Robinson OG
2 St. Louis Rams - Jason Smith LT
3 Kansas City Chiefs - Brian Orakpo DE
4 Seattle Seahawks -Michael Crabtree WR
5 Cleveland Browns - Malcolm Jenkins CB
6 Cincinnati Bengals - B.J. Raji DT
7 Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin WR
8 Jacksonville Jaguars - Rey Maualuga MLB
9 Green Bay Packers - Eugene Monroe OT
10 San Francisco 49ers - Matthew Stafford QB
11 Buffalo Bills - Everette Brown DE
12 Denver Broncos - Peria Jerry DT
13 Washington Redskins - Tyson Jackson DE
14 New Orleans Saints - Brian Cushing OLB
15 Houston Texans - Clay Mathews OLB
16 San Diego Chargers - Michael Oher OT
17 New York Jets - Vontae Davis CB
18 Chicago Bears - Eben Britton OT
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Mark Sanchez QB
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) - James Laurinitis MLB
21 Philadelphia Eagles - Knowshon Moreno RB
22 Minnesota Vikings - Andre Smith OT
23 New England Patriots - Alphonso Smith CB
24 Atlanta Falcons - Evander Hood DT
25 Miami Dolphins - Darius Butler CB
26 Baltimore Ravens - D.J. Moore CB
27 Indianapolis Colts - William Beatty OT
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) - Percy Harvin WR
29 New York Giants - Chris Wells RB
30 Tennessee Titans - Alex Mack C
31 Arizona Cardinals - Aaron Maybin DE
32 Pittsburgh Steelers - Duke Robinson OG
Mock Draft Version 1
1 Detroit Lions - Jason Smith LT
2 St. Louis Rams - Eugene Monroe LT
3 Kansas City Chiefs - Matthew Stafford QB
4 Seattle Seahawks - Michael Crabtree WR
5 Cleveland Browns - Aaron Curry LB
6 Cincinnati Bengals - B.J. Raji DT
7 Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin WR
8 Jacksonville Jaguars - Rey Maualaga MLB
9 Green Bay Packers - Brian Orakpo DE
10 San Francisco 49ers - Mark Sanchez QB
11 Buffalo Bills - Everette Brown LB
12 Denver Broncos - Peria Jerry DT
13 Washington Redskins - Michael Oher OT
14 New Orleans Saints - Brian Cushing LB
15 Houston Texans - Malcolm Jenkins CB
16 San Diego Chargers - Knowshon Moreno RB
17 New York Jets - Vontae Davis CB
18 Chicago Bears - Hakeem Nicks WR
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Percy Harvin WR
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) - Clay Matthews LB
21 Philadelphia Eagles - Chris Wells RB
22 Minnesota Vikings - Tyson Jackson DE
23 New England Patriots - James Laurinaitis MLB
24 Atlanta Falcons - Brandon Pettigrew TE
25 Miami Dolphins - Alphonso Smith CB
26 Baltimore Ravens - Darius Butler CB
27 Indianapolis Colts - Evander Hood DT
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) - Darrius Heyward-Bey WR
29 New York Giants - Andre Smith OT
30 Tennessee Titans - Alex Mack C
31 Arizona Cardinals - Aaron Maybin DE
32 Pittsburgh Steelers - William Beatty OT
2 St. Louis Rams - Eugene Monroe LT
3 Kansas City Chiefs - Matthew Stafford QB
4 Seattle Seahawks - Michael Crabtree WR
5 Cleveland Browns - Aaron Curry LB
6 Cincinnati Bengals - B.J. Raji DT
7 Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin WR
8 Jacksonville Jaguars - Rey Maualaga MLB
9 Green Bay Packers - Brian Orakpo DE
10 San Francisco 49ers - Mark Sanchez QB
11 Buffalo Bills - Everette Brown LB
12 Denver Broncos - Peria Jerry DT
13 Washington Redskins - Michael Oher OT
14 New Orleans Saints - Brian Cushing LB
15 Houston Texans - Malcolm Jenkins CB
16 San Diego Chargers - Knowshon Moreno RB
17 New York Jets - Vontae Davis CB
18 Chicago Bears - Hakeem Nicks WR
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Percy Harvin WR
20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) - Clay Matthews LB
21 Philadelphia Eagles - Chris Wells RB
22 Minnesota Vikings - Tyson Jackson DE
23 New England Patriots - James Laurinaitis MLB
24 Atlanta Falcons - Brandon Pettigrew TE
25 Miami Dolphins - Alphonso Smith CB
26 Baltimore Ravens - Darius Butler CB
27 Indianapolis Colts - Evander Hood DT
28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) - Darrius Heyward-Bey WR
29 New York Giants - Andre Smith OT
30 Tennessee Titans - Alex Mack C
31 Arizona Cardinals - Aaron Maybin DE
32 Pittsburgh Steelers - William Beatty OT
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Super Bowl Sunday
Gotta like the Steelers today -6.5 according to the system (which sucked this playoff season). They have the better regular season record and some of the funniest material on Kissing Suzy Kolber when they make fun of Hines "Supel happy smirre time" Ward.
Not that Arizona is a slouch but their biggest key better be keeping Kurt Warner upright. Matt "Matty Light" Leinart sucks great big donkey cock and would shit himself in the face of that Steeler D.
If the Steelers want to take this one, that offense better get clicking and that starts with Big Ben and "Supel happy smirre time". Establish the run but if Big Ben plays like he did a couple years back, Arizona will run away with it.
Not that Arizona is a slouch but their biggest key better be keeping Kurt Warner upright. Matt "Matty Light" Leinart sucks great big donkey cock and would shit himself in the face of that Steeler D.
If the Steelers want to take this one, that offense better get clicking and that starts with Big Ben and "Supel happy smirre time". Establish the run but if Big Ben plays like he did a couple years back, Arizona will run away with it.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Donovan McNabb: You da man!
With playoff system going FULL RETARD, I just wanted to congratulate Donovan McNabb on making it to the NFC Championship game. If there is a QB in this league who deserves it more, I don't know who it is. McNabb takes on criticism each year - some by retarded NCAAP members - and just keeps winning. He was a winner in high school, at Syracuse, and in Philly. For those of use Bear fans with our guys out of the playoffs, D-Mac keeps my rooting interest safe!
Way to go Donovan and win the Super Bowl ... I actually have money at 25-1 on Philly to win it all so there's an even better rooting interest!
Way to go Donovan and win the Super Bowl ... I actually have money at 25-1 on Philly to win it all so there's an even better rooting interest!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Playoff System
After an auspicious 0-3 start, the playoff system adds four more plays for this weekend. It's take the home chalk week in the NFL.
2* TEN -2(130)
2* CAR -9.5
2* NYG -4
2* PIT -6
2* TEN -2(130)
2* CAR -9.5
2* NYG -4
2* PIT -6
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Playoff System
A very simple system I found years ago for betting during the playoffs: Always take the team with the most wins regardless if they are at home, on the road, or in a neutral setting.
So this weekend:
2* Atl +1
2* Ind pk
2* MIN +3.5(125)
Good luck ... a season recap of Chicago's 9-7 season up soon.
So this weekend:
2* Atl +1
2* Ind pk
2* MIN +3.5(125)
Good luck ... a season recap of Chicago's 9-7 season up soon.
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