The delusional head-case and former Bear Cedric "Two-yards and a cloud of BUST" Benson was recently interviewed by NFL.com about the emergence of Matt Forte. To be perfectly honest, I've been on the edge of my seat wondering what a Special-Assed has-been\never-will-be thought about Matt Forte, and I was so excited to see he favored us with his opinion I peed a little.
Said, Ced: "He is having a great year, but when I see the highlights, I see holes. I see them using him in the slot, something they didn't do with me. If I was there right now with the holes I see, I'd probably have 1,800 yards right now. I definitely would have 1,500 by now."
Now I know Ced grew up in Midland and attended the University of Texas, so that already makes him like two kinds of retarded. However, Ced, you barely have had 1,800 yards in your entire career! What makes you think that your healthy 3-yard per carry average in Cincy would make you an 1,800-yard rusher in Chicago? Were the Bears going to give you 600 carries by now?
Personally, I pray that Ced never becomes self-aware because the abrupt explosion of cognitive disonance may be enough to throw the world into a vortex of suck so powerful it will need the words "Tyler Perry Presents" tacked onto it for good measure.
Cedric, you couldn't run for 1,800 yards on a fucking tread mill. Just drift off into obscurity you no-talent ass-clown whiel counting the millions you stole from Chicago. Eat a bag of dicks.
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Sunday, December 14, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Benson Gone, Enough Ced
Remember the tears that flowed down the face of Cedric Benson on draft day years ago? The media spun it that Benson was so overwhelmed with joy and emotion that he couldn't hold it back ... Of course, that's what we the fans were told. However, people in the know, well this is from David Haugh:
"Benson was bugged that Jerry Angelo decided to draft him despite Benson's representatives making clear in a last-minute phone call that they and the Bears weren't on the same page regarding fundamental contract demands.
Benson was so filled with fury and frustration over the contentious contract battle he knew awaited him, one that eventually led to a 36-day holdout, that he couldn't fight back the tears rolling down his cheek."
Yes, folks, as if we didn't know Cedric Benson was a douchebag, head-case who was blessed with too many dollars and too little sense ... we also learned that Jerry Angelo was just as complicit in this as Benson. Angelo - through all the talk of "character guys" knew this guy was all about the money from the word GO and yet still wasted our 4th overall pick, millions of dollars, and countless second-chances on a guy who didn't want to be a Bear and spent his entire time being a malcontent more interested in running to the bank than running the ball.
Cedric Benson will go down as one of the all-time busts in Bear history, but it will also be a cautionary tale for every GM out there. The question continues to be how much longer can we watch Jerry Angelo make mistake after mistake and run these drafts into the ground. One offensive player Jerry and I mean one who PLAYS OFFENSE not a player like Benson who's simply OFFENSIVE.
"Benson was bugged that Jerry Angelo decided to draft him despite Benson's representatives making clear in a last-minute phone call that they and the Bears weren't on the same page regarding fundamental contract demands.
Benson was so filled with fury and frustration over the contentious contract battle he knew awaited him, one that eventually led to a 36-day holdout, that he couldn't fight back the tears rolling down his cheek."
Yes, folks, as if we didn't know Cedric Benson was a douchebag, head-case who was blessed with too many dollars and too little sense ... we also learned that Jerry Angelo was just as complicit in this as Benson. Angelo - through all the talk of "character guys" knew this guy was all about the money from the word GO and yet still wasted our 4th overall pick, millions of dollars, and countless second-chances on a guy who didn't want to be a Bear and spent his entire time being a malcontent more interested in running to the bank than running the ball.
Cedric Benson will go down as one of the all-time busts in Bear history, but it will also be a cautionary tale for every GM out there. The question continues to be how much longer can we watch Jerry Angelo make mistake after mistake and run these drafts into the ground. One offensive player Jerry and I mean one who PLAYS OFFENSE not a player like Benson who's simply OFFENSIVE.
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