Showing posts with label Kyle Long. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kyle Long. Show all posts

Friday, April 26, 2013

Phil Emery "Angelo's" Another 1st Round Pick

In Phil Emery's inaugural draft I was highly critical of taking Shea McClellin with the 19th overall pick. Not only was McClellin rated as a tweener (OLB\Rush DE) and suited for a 3-4 defense, he was rated 53rd on my big board. Many top prospects still remained in several positions that could have bolstered the Bears but Emery stubbornly forged ahead despite Bruce Irvin (the OLB\DE he coveted was taken at the 15 position and rated even further back on my value board) decided to continue to pinpoint DE. Given the state of the Bears offense (namely OL and WR), Emery could have gone in several directions but remained stubborn.

This year was no different. Emery finally decided that o-line was the top priority this draft only to watch all the top talent including the best Tackles and Guards go off the board in the first 15 picks. Chicago tried to trade back for more picks but it was a buyers market so they forged ahead. With guys on the board like 2 and 2A Cornerbacks Xavier Rhodes and Desmond Trufant, DT Sharrif Floyd and a wealth of top-rated Linebackers ... Emery opted to take the 8th or 9th best offensive lineman who's started a whopping 4 games in college. Long rated 54th on my value board (at least he's consistent) and rated at best a mid-2nd to 3rd-round pick by most experts.

The 1st-round, for intelligent drafting organizations, is a place where you find athletes who can make an immediate impact on your team. Not only is Kyle Long going to be a 25-yo rookie with little playing experience, a history of substance abuse, AND an underachiever; he provides no immediate improvement to the Bears o-line!

Phil Emery tried to bolster his choice saying that “We see a player who is going to contribute right away” already penciling Long in at Left Guard. Emery went on to say that "Kyle was the player that we targeted,” the general manager said. “We targeted him for the last couple of weeks. He had to be gone for us to move back. We were not going to move off that spot if Kyle Long was still there.”

If that is true, than Emery and the entire scouting department should be fired. When you have a top-20 pick and you are targeting an unproven, 25-yo Guard\Tackle tweener instead of finding the best player on the board when you have deep holes needed filled ... that's the recipe for being mediocre for years to come. Take into account that Emery's words completely and utterly contradict what was being said by not only Kyle Long but Marc Trestman.

“It’s been clear from the beginning in conversations with (Trestman) that I’m a very raw player,” Long said. “And they’re on the same page as me in that I think my best ball is ahead of me.”

Does that sound like a guy who the head coach is going to place at starting Left Guard in four months time?

Noted publisher of Pro Football Weekly, Hub Arkush was left in shock with the results of the day. “I believe we heard Emery quoted several times in the last couple of weeks (saying) that there’s a couple of guys that we love – that we know what we’re going to do when we get there," said Arkus on 670 The Score. "If this was it, wow. I’m a little taken back by this one. I was bummed with Shea McClellin last year. This (pick) makes that look like they (got) Barry Sanders with Shea McClellin. I don’t get this pick. It’s disappointing”

Emery once again showed his inability to work the first round of the draft or be flexible in his approach. The same lack of production in early rounds cost the last GM his job. In the do-or-die, win-it-now world of the NFL, once is a coincidence, twice is a pattern. Phil Emery, your tenure is now on the clock.

Maryland Sorority Girl Reacts to Bear's Draft



For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this organization, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of scouting and interviewing college prospects. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking CLUELESS. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my coworkers this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you at Halas Hall to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and fans do not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to other scouts. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to them, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about building an organization through the draft, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not scout our prospects. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FANS DON'T LIKE BORING DRAFT PICKS. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: FANS ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO WATCH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been really happy with our draft picks, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT COMBINE FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking STUPID at the combine (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's a ‘tweener?" or "durr we need to spend more time with Mike Glennon" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing teams on draft day. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A DRAFT? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the draft is going to make our fans happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING FANS. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you TRADE ME TO THE RAIDERS, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners in the war room or if you're a stupid shit that thinks J’Marcus Webb is a real football player, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S DRAFT.

I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS ORGANIZATION. I would rather have 4 scouts that are fun, talk to prospects, and not fucking retarded than 80 that are fucking faggots. With that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our organization. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn Jerry Angelo at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're Phil Emery. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself. BEARDOWN YOU COCK-WALLETS!