Da 10 Commandments

1. He is Da Coach, there is no other Coach besides him
2. Thou shalt not worship false Green Bay idols
3. Thou shalt not take Da Coach's name in vane
4. Keep holy all Bear's sabaths and the occassional Monday night
5. Honor thy Chicago Bear loving parents
6. Thou shalt not kill anything that is not wearing Green and Gold unless it's meaty and used for tailgating
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thy wife is a Green Bay loving whore
8. Thou shalt not steal signals by videotaping other teams
9. Thou shalt not lie, the Chicago Bears are the greatest team then, now, and forever
10. Do not covet thy neighbor's obese, loud, Green Bay loving wife (who's probably a whore)