Saint Lovie's First Letter to the San Franciscans - re-written by Da Coach

Dear Sirs,
Hey you cheating scum bags,

We believe this last season you my have transgressed the rules and tampered with our linebacker Lance Briggs.
Last season you motherf'rs f'd with the wrong Bear.

By contacting his agent Drew Rosenhaus and trying to negotiate a contract for him while he still played for us is against NFL rules.
Despite the fact that his agent is a world-class douchebag, it's still against NFL rules to f'ing talk to the f'ing guy.

We plan on testifying to this in front of an NFL panel in New York.
See you in New York you gay biatches.

I hope we can resolve this matter expediently and in the future avoid such problems.
Pray to everything that is holy you don't play us next season.

Best Regards,
Lovie Smith
Get f'ed,
Da Coach

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