tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58103173830970846442011-07-30T20:48:01.003-05:00In da name of Da Coach, Sweetness, and da Papa Bear. Just win.Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.comBlogger731100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-5144809580881363042011-04-30T23:27:00.003-05:002011-04-30T23:33:10.723-05:00Well folks it's been a long time since I checked in but wanted to let everyone know that I'll be putting together the draft reactions from this year. I already sent out to my e-mail group and even posted to all like 4 people who follow me on twitter lol. Either way, if you're new to the site or actually check it around draft time, I didn't fall off the face of the Earth. I just haven't been keeping up with the Bears like I used to. Things change and now I want to get back to work.<br /><br />With that said, my yearly "Second Guessing" article will be up tomorrow. I will also follow up with a look at the 2008 draft and other 2nd-guesses I have made. If anyone has ideas or inquiries feel free to hit me up at <a href="mailto:dachurch@gooutcheap.com">dachurch@gooutcheap.com</a>.<br /><br />Go Bears!<br /><br />And a FUCKING QB in the 5th round knowing you only have 5 picks this year??? Jerry Angelo continues to be the most fucking ignorant GM not named Millen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-514480958088136304?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-10376363096109424602010-05-02T14:03:00.003-05:002010-05-02T14:12:25.951-05:00With another draft in the books, I look back at how I would have run the draft. Here is the way things would have shaken out though I suprisingly agree with two picks from JA and company"<br /><br />Round 3, 75 overall - S Chad Jones, LSU<br />Round 4, 109 overall - DE Corey Wootton, Northwestern<br />Round 5, 141 overall - WR Carlton Mitchell, South Florida<br />Round 6, 181 overall - QB Dan LeFevour, Central Michigan<br />Round 7, 218 overall - RT Selvish Capers, West Virginia<br /><br />UFA's I'like to see in camp:<br />CB Donovan Warren, Michigan<br />OT Ciron Black, LSU<br />OT Adam Ulatoski, Texas<br />CB Devin Ross, Arizona<br />OG Brandon Carter, Texas Tech<br />CB A.J. Jefferson, Fresno State<br />OG Sergio Render, Virginia Tech<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-1037636309610942460?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-33053279723140894342010-04-22T21:28:00.003-05:002010-04-22T21:33:12.580-05:00<div align="left">Proving that Josh McDaniels is dumber than owl-shit, the Broncos now have Captain Neckbeard, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow as their QBs. Tebow who has all the NFL QB skill of that kid Corky from "Life Goes On" is taken in the first-round with Jimmy Clausen still available.<br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Well at least Quinn will have a partner to go out gay-bashing with while Orton is out banging all the low-quality skanks that Colorado has to offer.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-3305327972314089434?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-63107855232741105652010-04-21T18:19:00.003-05:002010-04-21T18:52:18.849-05:00When Brad Biggs left inside the Bears we knew that someone had big shoes to fill ... so the Sun TImes brought not one but two reporters to fill the void. Unfortunately, upon my return to the site, I have found that neither is a fan of dissenting commentary and monitor the message boards like Home-school moms on their period. Anyway here is Neil Hayes' "insight" into the Bears new schedule. BEWARE: The history of journalism weeps ...<br /><br /><i>Date Opponent Neil Hayes' comment</i><br />My comments<br /><br /><i>Sept. 12: Lions Loss in opener will have buzzards circling</i><br />And if Chicago only wins by 10-points or less everyone will be hitting the panic button as well. Same shiat different day.<br /><br /><i>Sept. 19: at Cowboys Big Week 2 showdown key early test</i><br />Key early test? In week 2? OK explain to me about playing a non-division opponent on the road is "key" to anything especially in week 2 of a 16-week season?<br /><br /><i>Sept. 27: Packers First Monday Night appearance of season</i><br />KEY EARLY TEST. The Packers will be a benchmark to see how the Bears will stack against the division and especially against Aaron Rodgers. Hell they could sleepwalk through week 2 because of the importance of this game. Beat your division, make the playoffs.<br /><br /><i>Oct. 3: at Giants Second straight prime-time apperance</i><br />Meh ...<br /><br /><i>Oct. 10: at Panthers Homecoming for free-agent prize Peppers</i><br />If Peppers is still upright by then it will offer a distracting back story to a game that offers all of the excitement of paint drying.<br /><br /><i>Oct. 17: Seahawks Pete Carroll hopes it's like playing ND</i><br />As a USC fan I approve of this comment ...<br /><br /><i>Oct. 24: Redskins McNabb comes home in new uniform</i><br />Neil, you need to quit having your wife co-write these things.<br /><br /><i>Oct. 31: bye A midseason break for tricks, treats</i><br />Woohoo, I won't be too drunk on beer and disappointment to take the kids out trick-or-treating!<br /><br /><i>Nov. 7: at Bills Game to be played in Toronto</i><br />This is the dumbest farking game on the schedule, eh?<br /><br /><i>Nov. 14: Vikings Will Brett Favre be back?</i><br />Does a bear shiat in the woods? You really think that attention-whore can stay away?<br /><br /><i>Nov. 18: at Dolphins Thursday night makes for tough turnaround</i><br />Yeah this is kinda shiatty. Nice scheduling there NFL.<br /><br /><i>Nov. 28: Eagles Fourth straight year vs. Bears</i><br /><br /><i>Dec. 5: at Lions Detroit could be much improved</i><br />After going 2-30 the last two seasons they "could be much improved"? Much improved would be winning 3 games this season. Great insight there. Shall we call it quasi-Peter King-esque?<br /><br /><i>Dec. 12: Patriots Will Brady vs. Cutler be mismatch?</i><br />More importantly will Cutler still be upright after so many games under Mike Martz or will this be the Caleb Hanie show?<br /><br /><i>Dec. 20: at Vikings Monday Night showdown could be huge</i><br />Aliens could also re-claim their ship and fly off with Soldier Field but I doubt it as well.<br /><br /><i>Dec. 26: Jets Rex Ryan's team should be AFC contender</i><br />No arguement from me. And for those of you who read KSK, Rex Ryan is the greatest.coach.EVAR.<br /><br /><i>Jan. 2: at Packers Could division title boil down to finale?</i><br />More than likely it will be a punt,pass and skill competition for the young players on the Bears roster trying to survive the regime change.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6310785523274110565?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-83120466284750348612010-04-21T10:08:00.001-05:002010-04-21T10:10:02.527-05:001. STL QB Sam Bradford<br />2. DET DT Ndamukong Suh<br />3. TB DT Gerald McCoy<br />4. WAS OT Russell Okung<br />5. KC S Eric Berry<br />6. SEA CB Joe Haden<br />7. CLE QB Jimmy Clausen<br />8. OAK OT Bryan Baluga<br />9. BUF WR Dez Bryant<br />10. JAC FS Taylor Mays<br />11. DEN ILB Rolando McClain<br />12. MIA OLB Brandon Graham <br />13. SF OT Trent Williams <br />14. SEA DE Jason Pierre-Paul <br />15. NYG DE Derrick Morgan <br />16. TEN DE Everson Griffen <br />17. SF S Earl Thomas <br />18. PIT CB Kyle Wilson <br />19. ATL WR Golden Tate <br />20. HOU CB Devin McCourty<br />21. CIN TE Jermaine Gresham <br />22. NE RB C.J. Spiller <br />23. GB OT Bruce Campbell <br />24. PHI OG Mike Iupati <br />25. BAL DT Dan Williams <br />26. ARI OLB Jerry Hughes <br />27. DAL OT Charles Brown<br />28. SD DT Brian Price<br />29. NYJ DT Jared Odrick <br />30. MIN CB Patrick Robinson <br />31. IND DE Carlos Dunlap <br />32. NO DT Terrence Cody<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8312046628475034861?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-8338359508827317992010-04-20T21:28:00.005-05:002010-04-20T21:34:52.458-05:00Was working on the "looking back" post and was putting together the tags for it. I came accross an existing tag that was stunningly appropriate for the time it was used: "looks like Gaines couldn't play dead" ... I was only half right.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-833835950882731799?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-24116257612463788602010-04-20T21:13:00.005-05:002010-04-20T21:20:18.902-05:00Most experts tell you that it takes 3 years to evaluate a draft. Unforuntately for Jerry Angelo, this draft was easy to evaluate in 2008 but I waited the mandatory 3 years. Here comes the trainwreck:<br /><br />1 31 Greg Olsen TE - Coming off his most productive season but at best a solid, pass-catching TE<br />2 62 Dan Bazuin DE - One season in NFL and gone<br />3 93 Garrett Wolfe RB - 3rd-string RB and special teams player<br />3 94 Michael Okwo LB - One season in the NFL and gone<br />4 130 Josh Beekman C - Heir apparent to Olin Kreutz but the jury is still out and will be for some time<br />5 167 Kevin Payne DB - Starting SS by default, liability in coverage and tackling<br />5 168 Corey Graham DB - Backup corner though has handled himself well when pressed into duty<br />7 221 Trumaine McBride DB - Non-factor who was cut after 3 seasons and currently trying to make the Arizona Cardinals<br />7 241 Aaron Brant G - Cut during first training camp and out of the league<br /><br />Even with the pick of Olsen who still can't block and is a middle-tier tight end in the NFL, this was a fucking abomination. Usually when I grade something I try to give it a letter grade. So on a scale of A through F, I give this draft ... A BALLOON. Because it's FUCKING RETARDED.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2411625761246378860?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-66557260631702204462010-04-17T12:46:00.003-05:002010-04-17T13:06:16.734-05:001 Ndamukong Suh DT Nebraska SR <br />2 Eric Berry S Tennessee JR <br />3 Gerald McCoy DT Oklahoma JR <br />4 Sam Bradford QB Oklahoma JR <br />5 Russell Okung OT Oklahoma State SR <br />6 Jimmy Clausen QB Notre Dame JR <br />7 C.J. Spiller RB Clemson SR <br />8 Joe Haden CB Florida JR <br />9 Rolando McClain MLB Alabama JR <br />10 Jason Pierre-Paul DE South Florida JR <br />11 Bryan Bulaga OT Iowa JR <br />12 Derrick Morgan DE Georgia Tech JR <br />13 Trent Williams OT Oklahoma SR <br />14 Brandon Graham OLB Michigan SR <br />15 Everson Griffen DE USC JR <br />16 Anthony Davis OT Rutgers JR <br />17 Dez Bryant WR Oklahoma State JR <br />18 Dan Williams DT Tennessee SR <br />19 Earl Thomas S Texas SO <br />20 Taylor Mays FS USC SR <br />21 Mike Iupati OG Idaho SR <br />22 Golden Tate WR Notre Dame JR <br />23 Kyle Wilson CB Boise State SR <br />24 Bruce Campbell OT Maryland JR <br />25 Jerry Hughes OLB TCU SR <br />26 Sergio Kindle OLB Texas SR <br />27 Brian Price DT UCLA JR <br />28 Devin McCourty CB Rutgers SR <br />29 Jared Odrick DT Penn State SR <br />30 Sean Weatherspoon OLB Missouri SR <br />31 Arrelious Benn WR Illinois JR <br />32 Maurkice Pouncey C Florida JR <br />33 Ryan Mathews RB Fresno State JR <br />34 Jahvid Best RB California JR <br />35 Terrence Cody DT Alabama SR <br />36 Carlos Dunlap DE Florida JR <br />37 Demaryius Thomas WR Georgia Tech JR <br />38 Jermaine Gresham TE Oklahoma SR <br />39 Patrick Robinson CB Florida State SR <br />40 Charles Brown OT USC SR <br />41 Ricky Sapp OLB Clemson SR <br />42 Kareem Jackson CB Alabama JR <br />43 Colt McCoy QB Texas SR <br />44 Rodger Saffold OT Indiana SR <br />45 Daryl Washington MLB TCU SR <br />46 Damian Williams WR USC JR <br />47 Chris Cook CB Virginia SR <br />48 Jonathan Dwyer RB Georgia Tech JR <br />49 Brandon LaFell WR LSU SR <br />50 Tim Tebow QB Florida SR <br />51 Corey Wootton DE Northwestern SR <br />52 Morgan Burnett FS Georgia Tech JR <br />53 Jon Asamoah OG Illinois SR <br />54 Dexter McCluster WR Mississippi SR <br />55 Aaron Hernandez TE Florida JR <br />56 Dominique Franks CB Oklahoma JR <br />57 Brandon Ghee CB Wake Forest SR <br />58 Nate Allen FS South Florida SR <br />59 Eric Norwood OLB South Carolina SR <br />60 Toby Gerhart RB Stanford JR <br />61 Navorro Bowman OLB Penn State JR <br />62 Rob Gronkowski TE Arizona JR <br />63 Jacoby Ford WR Clemson SR <br />64 Mardy Gilyard WR Cincinnati SR <br />65 Brandon Spikes MLB Florida SR <br />66 Jason Worilds DE Virginia Tech JR <br />67 Tyson Alualu DT California SR <br />68 Chad Jones S LSU JR <br />69 Greg Hardy DE Mississippi SR <br />70 Geno Atkins DT Georgia SR <br />71 Reshad Jones SS Georgia JR <br />72 Jimmy Graham TE Miami (FL) SR <br />73 Lamarr Houston DT Texas SR <br />74 Sean Lee MLB Penn State SR <br />75 Arthur Jones DT Syracuse SR <br />76 Jermaine Cunningham DE Florida SR <br />77 Jared Veldheer OT Hillsdale College SR <br />78 Selvish Capers OT West Virginia SR <br />79 Dorin Dickerson TE Pittsburgh SR <br />80 Tony Pike QB Cincinnati SR <br />81 Ben Tate RB Auburn SR <br />82 Koa Misi OLB Utah SR <br />83 Taylor Price WR Ohio SR <br />84 Carlton Mitchell WR South Florida JR <br />85 Ed Dickson TE Oregon SR <br />86 Perrish Cox CB Oklahoma State SR <br />87 Dan LeFevour QB Central Michigan SR <br />88 Trevard Lindley CB Kentucky SR <br />89 Mike Johnson OG Alabama SR <br />90 Montario Hardesty RB Tennessee SR <br />91 Cam Thomas DT North Carolina SR <br />92 Thaddeus Gibson OLB Ohio State JR <br />93 Eric Decker WR Minnesota SR <br />94 Javier Arenas CB Alabama SR <br />95 Rennie Curran OLB Georgia JR <br />96 Donald Butler MLB Washington SR <br />97 J.D. Walton C Baylor SR <br />98 Anthony McCoy TE USC SR <br />99 John Jerry OG Mississippi SR <br />100 Vladimir Ducasse OT Massachusetts SR <br />101 Matthew Tennant C Boston College SR <br />102 Donovan Warren CB Michigan JR <br />103 Alex Carrington DE Arkansas State SR <br />104 Willie Young DE North Carolina State SR <br />105 Kam Chancellor S Virginia Tech SR <br />106 Dezmon Briscoe WR Kansas JR <br />107 Major Wright S Florida JR <br />108 Akwasi Owusu-Ansah CB Indiana of PA SR <br />109 Amari Spievey CB Iowa JR <br />110 Jerome Murphy CB South Florida SR <br />111 Alterraun Verner CB UCLA SR <br />112 Pat Angerer MLB Iowa SR <br />113 Syd'Quan Thompson CB California SR <br />114 T.J. Ward S Oregon SR <br />115 Charles Scott RB LSU SR <br />116 Dennis Pitta TE BYU SR <br />117 Larry Asante S Nebraska SR <br />118 Tony Moeaki TE Iowa SR <br />119 Joe McNight RB USC <br />120 Austen Lane DE Murray State SR <br />121 Joe McKnight RB USC JR <br />122 Darrell Stuckey S Kansas SR <br />123 Torrell Troup DT UCF SR <br />124 Brandon Lang DE Troy SR <br />125 Linval Joseph DT East Carolina JR <br />126 Jeremy Williams WR Tulane SR <br />127 Myron Lewis CB Vanderbilt SR <br />128 George Selvie DE South Florida SR <br />129 Andre Roberts WR The Citadel SR <br />130 Mike Neal DT Purdue SR <br />131 Anthony Dixon RB Mississippi State SR <br />132 Jarrett Brown QB West Virginia SR <br />133 Garrett Graham TE Wisconsin SR <br />134 Jevan Snead QB Mississippi JR <br />135 Ciron Black OT LSU SR <br />136 Dekoda Watson OLB Florida State SR <br />137 Adam Ulatoski OT Texas SR <br />138 Jordan Shipley WR Texas SR <br />139 Riley Cooper WR Florida SR <br />140 C.J. Wilson DE East Carolina SR <br />141 Jason Fox OT Miami (FL) SR <br />142 A.J. Edds OLB Iowa SR <br />143 Clay Harbor TE Missouri State SR <br />144 John Skelton QB Fordham SR <br />145 Rico McCoy OLB Tennessee SR <br />146 Jamar Chaney MLB Mississippi State SR <br />147 Kyle Calloway OT Iowa SR <br />148 Marcus Easley WR Connecticut SR <br />149 Jan Jorgensen DE BYU <br />150 Mitch Petrus OG Arkansas SR <br />151 Antonio Coleman OLB Auburn SR <br />152 James Starks RB Buffalo SR <br />153 Jeff Owens DT Georgia SR <br />154 Lindsey Witten DE Connecticut SR <br />155 Zane Beadles OT Utah SR <br />156 Devin Ross CB Arizona SR <br />157 D'Anthony Smith DT Louisiana Tech SR <br />158 Myron Rolle SS Florida State SR <br />159 Tony Washington OT Abilene Christian <br />160 Marshall Newhouse OT TCU SR <br />161 Roddrick Muckelroy OLB Texas SR <br />162 Emmanuel Sanders WR SMU SR <br />163 Freddie Barnes WR Bowling Green SR <br />164 Walter Thurmond CB Oregon SR <br />165 Brandon Carter OG Texas Tech SR <br />166 Joique Bell RB Wayne State (Michigan) SR <br />167 Trindon Holiday RB LSU <br />168 Naaman Roosevelt WR Buffalo SR <br />169 Kevin Basped DE Nevada JR <br />170 Danario Alexander WR Missouri SR <br />171 Micah Johnson MLB Kentucky SR <br />172 Rashawn Jackson FB Virginia SR <br />173 Shay Hodge WR Mississippi SR <br />174 O'Brien Schofield OLB Wisconsin SR <br />175 Phillip Dillard ILB Nebraska SR <br />176 Josh McNeil OL Tennessee <br />177 Kavell Conner OLB Clemson SR <br />178 A.J. Wallace DB Penn State <br />179 Blair White WR Michigan State SR <br />180 Mike Williams WR Syracuse JR <br />181 David Gettis WR Baylor SR <br />182 Shawn Lauvao OG Arizona State SR <br />183 Justin Cole OLB San Jose State SR <br />184 Rahim Alem DE LSU SR <br />185 LeGarrette Blount RB Oregon SR <br />186 A.J. Jefferson CB Fresno State SR <br />187 Sergio Render OG Virginia Tech SR <br />188 Robert Johnson FS Utah SR <br />189 Dexter Davis OLB Arizona State SR <br />190 Daniel Te'o-Nesheim DE Washington SR <br />191 Josh Moore CB Kansas State JR <br />192 Van Eskridge S East Carolina SR <br />193 Brian Jackson CB Oklahoma SR <br />194 Joe Webb WR UAB SR <br />195 Antonio Brown WR Central Michigan JR <br />196 Keenan Clayton OLB Oklahoma SR <br />197 Sam Young OT Notre Dame SR <br />198 Jonathan Crompton QB Tennessee SR <br />199 Harry Coleman S LSU SR <br />200 Nate Byham TE Pittsburgh SR <br />201 Kevin Thomas CB Southern California <br />202 Ed Wang OT Virginia Tech SR <br />203 Terrell Skinner S Maryland SR <br />204 Clifton Geathers DE South Carolina JR <br />205 Kerry Meier WR Kansas <br />206 Donald Jones WR Youngstown State SR <br />207 Jammie Kirlew DE Indiana SR <br />208 John Estes C Hawaii SR <br />209 Brett Swenson K Michigan State SR <br />210 Tray Blackmon LB Auburn <br />211 Stephan Virgil CB Virginia Tech SR <br />212 Chris Robinson LB South Florida <br />213 Jamar Wall CB Texas Tech SR <br />214 Vince Oghobaase DT Duke SR <br />215 Earl Mitchell DT Arizona SR <br />216 Tim Hiller QB Western Michigan SR <br />217 Kevin Haslam OT Rutgers SR <br />218 Armanti Edwards WR Appalachian State SR <br />219 Eric Olsen C Notre Dame SR <br />220 Hall Davis DE Louisiana SR <br />221 Darryl Sharpton MLB Miami (FL) SR <br />222 Kurt Coleman S Ohio State SR <br />223 Lonyae Miller RB Fresno State SR <br />224 Colin Peek TE Alabama SR <br />225 Ted Larsen C North Carolina State SR <br />226 John Conner FB Kentucky SR <br />227 Cameron Sheffield OLB Troy SR <br />228 Mike Kafka QB Northwestern SR <br />229 Chris Bell WR Norfolk State JR <br />230 Shelley Smith OG Colorado State SR <br />231 Matt Mayberry MLB Indiana SR <br />232 Arthur Moats OLB James Madison SR <br />233 Clinton Snyder LB Stanford <br />234 Brandon Deaderick DT Alabama SR <br />235 Jordan Lake SS Baylor <br />236 Brandon Sharpe OLB Texas Tech <br />237 Sean Canfield QB Oregon State SR <br />238 Jameson Konz FB Kent State SR <br />239 Joe Pawelek MLB Baylor SR <br />240 Jacob Cutrera LB LSU <br />241 Andre Sexton DB Oklahoma State <br />242 Chris Marinelli OT Stanford SR <br />243 Danny Batten DE South Dakota State SR <br />244 Zac Robinson QB Oklahoma State SR <br />245 Chris DeGeare OG Wake Forest SR <br />246 Perry Riley OLB LSU SR <br />247 C.J. Gable RB USC <br />248 E.J. Wilson DE North Carolina SR <br />249 Oderick Turner WR Pittsburgh <br />250 Deji Karim RB Southern Illinois SR <br />251 Walter McFadden CB Auburn <br />252 Travis Ivey DT Maryland SR <br />253 Terrell Hudgins WR Elon <br />254 Kyle McCarthy S Notre Dame SR <br />255 Jeromy Miles S Massachusetts SR <br />256 Jeff Byers OG USC SR <br />257 George Johnson DE Rutgers <br />258 Andrew Quarless TE Penn State SR <br />259 Andre Anderson RB Tulane SR <br />260 Nick Polk S Indiana SR <br />261 Anderson Russell CB Ohio State <br />262 Chris McCoy OLB Middle Tennessee SR <br />263 Richard Dickson FB LSU SR <br />264 Justin Woodall S Alabama SR <br />265 Seyi Ajirotutu WR Fresno State SR <br />266 Scott Long WR Louisville SR <br />267 Chris Hawkins CB LSU SR <br />268 Sam Shields CB Miami (FL) SR <br />269 David Pender CB Purdue SR <br />270 Derek Hardman OT Eastern Kentucky SR <br />271 Al Woods DT LSU <br />272 Mike McLaughlin MLB Boston College SR <br />273 David Reed WR Utah SR <br />274 Fendi Onobun TE Houston SR <br />275 Levi Brown QB Troy <br />276 Zoltan Mesko P Michigan SR <br />277 Leigh Tiffin K Alabama SR <br />278 Jeff Linkenbach OT Cincinnati <br />279 Corey Peters DT Kentucky SR <br />280 Cordaro Howard OG Georgia Tech SR <br />281 Michael Hoomanawanui TE Illinois <br />282 Chris Scott OT Tennessee SR <br />283 Simoni Lawrence OLB Minnesota <br />284 Chris Brown RB Oklahoma SR <br />285 Boris Lee MLB Troy SR <br />286 Keith Toston RB Oklahoma State SR <br />287 Travis Goethel ILB Arizona State <br />288 Chris McGaha WR Arizona State SR <br />289 Dennis Landolt OT Penn State <br />290 Chris Carter WR UC Davis SR <br />291 Brent Bowden P Virginia Tech SR <br />292 Nolan Carroll CB Maryland <br />293 Adrian Tracy OLB William & Mary SR <br />294 Andre Dixon RB Connecticut <br />295 Ramon Harewood OT Morehouse SR <br />296 Chris Hall C Texas SR <br />297 Matt Kopa OT Stanford SR <br />298 Joe Hawley OG UNLV SR <br />299 Barry Church S Toledo SR <br />300 Matt Nichols QB Eastern Washington SR <br />301 Brandon Banks WR Kansas State SR <br />302 Drew Davis OT Alabama SR <br />303 Patrick Stoudamire CB Western Illinois SR <br />304 James Ruffin DE Northern Iowa SR <br />305 Shawnbrey McNeal RB SMU JR <br />306 Jeffrey Fitzgerald DE Kansas State SR <br />307 Thomas Welch OT Vanderbilt <br />308 Darian Stewart SS South Carolina <br />309 Nate Collins DT Virginia SR <br />310 Jeron Mastrud TE Kansas State SR <br />311 Nathan Overbay TE Eastern Washington SR <br />312 Matt Dodge P East Carolina SR <br />313 Mickey Shuler TE Penn State <br />314 Alric Arnett WR West Virginia SR <br />315 Aaron Pettrey K Ohio State <br />316 Kenny Alfred C Washington State SR <br />317 John Russell DE Wake Forest SR <br />318 Stevenson Sylvester OLB Utah SR <br />319 Robert Vaughn S Connecticut SR <br />320 Reggie Stephens OG Iowa State SR <br />321 Clint Gresham LS TCU <br />322 Kion Wilson ILB South Florida <br />323 Albert McClellan OLB Marshall SR <br />324 Mike Tepper OT California SR <br />325 J'Marcus Webb OT West Texas A&M <br />326 Andrew Lewis OG Oklahoma State SR <br />327 Stafon Johnson RB USC SR <br />328 Kyle Williams WR Arizona State <br />329 Crezdon Butler CB Clemson <br />330 Cody Grimm SS Virginia Tech <br />331 Brian Simmons OG Oklahoma <br />332 Joseph Turner RB TCU SR <br />333 Doug Worthington DT Ohio State <br />334 Mike Caussin TE James Madison SR <br />335 Dedrick Epps TE Miami (Fla.) <br />336 Thomas Austin OG Clemson SR <br />337 Alonzo Durham OT Nevada <br />338 Verran Tucker WR California SR <br />339 Ryan Wolfe WR UNLV <br />340 Carl Ihenacho OLB San Jose State SR <br />341 R.J. Stanford CB Utah <br />342 Manase Tonga FB Brigham Young <br />343 Jay Ross DT East Carolina <br />344 Sherrick McManis CB Northwestern SR <br />345 Dorian Brooks OG James Madison SR <br />346 Reggie Carter ILB UCLA <br />347 Alex Daniels DE Cincinnati <br />348 LaMarcus Coker RB Hampton SR <br />349 Pat Paschall RB North Dakota State <br />350 Darius Marshall RB Marshall JR<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6655726063170220446?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-56719209263881157362009-11-28T15:01:00.005-06:002009-11-29T11:49:42.466-06:00I hate to break the news to everyone but Chicago isn't making the playoffs this year. The team has more problems than solutions so now the unenviable task of cleaning up his own clusterfuck falls on the shoulders of Jerry Angelo. I of course want wholesale changes including the firing of Ted Phillips, Jerry Angelo, and Greg Gabriel. However, since that's not exactly a plan I guess I need to offer something up or quit my bitching.<br /><br />This year:<br />1. Put Pace on the bench and get Chris Williams at LT. Williams is not a RT and will never be one. He was drafted to play LT and Pace is done. If Williams cannot do the job it's better to know that now and - if he sucks - see what we have in Omiyale because he's sure as shit not a guard.<br />2. Put Shaffer in at RT for evaluation. If he sucks, Lance Louis can use the reps. If they both suck then put Pace in. If all 3 suck then we know where we need to focus next FA period and draft.<br />3. Move Hester to the slot and let Knox and Bennett play. Knox has game-changing ability and keeping him off the field is galactically stupid. Bennett needs to be more consistent and show more to make it on the field next season.<br />4. Either put Manning at FS and leave him there or put him at Nickel and leave him there. Pick a fucking spot.<br />5. Put Briggs in the middle. A WLB's best attribute is usually his ability to get sideline to sideline and blitz the QB. Briggs can do the former, but sucks at the latter. Jamar Williams is a playmaker and could bring your best 2 LB's on the field.<br />6. Give Tim Shaw a shot at the revolving door at SLB. We're in evaluation period from here on out so why not give the kid a shot, he's hungry and has a nose for the ball.<br /><br />Offseason<br />1. Cut Pace - he's old and done<br />2. Install Beekman as the starting center. Give Kreutz the option to stay on or be traded. Kreutz has deteriorated greatly over the last 2 years and is no longer needed as the offense's vocal leader now that Chicago has their franchise QB.<br />3. Make a decision on LT. Let Williams and Omiyale battle it out for the position.<br />4. Cut Craig Steltz. On a scheme that needs a pass defensing free safety, Chicago has a log-jam of run-stopping strong safeties.<br />5. End the Garret Wolfe experiment. I don't care what he does on ST he's just not good. That was a huge reach and waste of a 3rd-round pick.<br />6. If Urlacher is back and the rest did him good move him back to the middle and Briggs to WLB. This will put Williams back to the bench but we need to hold onto him. If Urlacher is in decline like he has been, then give him the option to stay on as backup or trade him.<br /><br />7. Move Hester to slot permanently and get him back to returning kickoffs and punts. You have the most dangerous weapon football so USE HIM AT WHAT HE DOES BEST YOU ASSCLOWNS!<br /><br />8. Trade Tommie Harris. I don't care if once traded he wins NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Allow me to paraphrase Mike Singletary in saying with Tommie you can't count on him, you can't play with him, you can't win with him.<br /><br />9. Fire Ron Turner and find a competent (read experienced) offensive coordinator who can build his playbook around the franchise QB.<br /><br />10. Fire Rod Marinelli. I keep hearing about how our guys are out of their gaps and that's why we're getting our asses handed to us on a weekly basis. Marinelli was brought in to fix the d-line and so far it looks like he's doing as good of job with it as he did with the Lions. Last year the d-line compiled 23.5 sacks. This year they are projected to get 24.6 sacks. Wow, that's some terrific turnaround there!<br />11. Waive bye-bye to Mark Anderson and Ogunleye. Don't get in a bidding war just let them go and take the compensatory pick(s) if they do anything next season.<br /><br /><br /><br />Free Agents and Draft<br />When you talk about FA signings and the draft you need to have a fluid plan that can adjust accordingly based upon circumstances (e.g. bidding wars, susprise cuts, etc.). Here are the places Chicago needs to upgrade without delay:<br /><br /><br /><br />1. Chicago NEEDS a veteran WR. When you look at the roster and it consists of a 2 converted DB's, a 2nd-year man who didn't get on the field his rookie year, and a rookie ... Well it's not very much of a stretch to realize Chicago is in dire need of a veteran WR to help Cutler. I would like to see Chicago make a play for one of these 4 guys:<br /><br />A. Brandon Marshall of the Donkeys - The disgruntled WR wants out of Denver and maybe Chicago could get a nice "hometown discount" for reuniting him and Cutler - the guy who helped get him to those Pro Bowls.<br /><br />B. Vincent Jackson of the Bolts - Big, fast, and smart. The guy is a nightmare to opposing defenses and would give Cutler a big, sure-handed target. Cutler is a fan of big receivers, let's get him what he needs.<br /><br />C. Steve Breaston or Anquan Boldin of the Cardinals - Breaston is headed to free agency and the Cardinals will want to lock him up or send him packing. With the shenangians of Boldin this would prove a ripe time to pluck Breaston with a high offer or pluck Boldin if Arizona is committing to Breaston.<br /><br /><br /><br />2. The Bears are also in need of a formidable free safety who can cover. Since Mike Brown, no one has come close to filling those shoes. I'd like to land one of these three guys:<br /><br />A. Nick Collins of the Packers - Collins would have the benefit of knowing his opposition quite well and we get the added bonus of screwing the Packers which always makes me smile.<br /><br />B. Will Allen of the Bucs - Hey if we're going to be Tampa North, at least let's get one of their actual good players. If we can waste a fucking 2nd-round pick on Gaines Adams we could find a nice contract for Will Allen.<br /><br />C. Josh Barrett of the Donkeys - Barrett fared well his rookie season after being called up from the practice squad due to injuries. Barrett (for those who remember admonishing Angelo for no getting him 2 drafts ago) is the prototype of a cover-2 free safety. This year, with the regime change, Barrett is struggling to get in at the Nickel position. A 2011 6th or 7th-round pick could entice a trade.<br /><br /><br /><br />3. Find a pass rusher. This team needs someone who can rush the passer. I love Alex Brown but he's a solid, all-around player. We need someone to put opposite of him that can be a disruptive force on opposing QB's. Ogunleye and Anderson will both be gone so it's either promote from within or take a look at these 3 guys:<br /><br />A. Aaron Kampman of the Cheesedicks - Kampman finds himself in a new 3-4 scheme and his 2.5 sacks this season will not be sending him back to Honolulu. Kampman is a natural fit in a 4-3 and would a great rush end for Chciago. Also, with the down year he's coming off, he could be had at a reasonable contract price one would hope.<br /><br />B. Julius Peppers of the Panthers - At 29 he's still performing at a high level. You have to admit the freak is a presence on pass rushing situations. Rotating him with Izzy to spell the guy would be a great idea as well.<br />C. Elvis Dumervil of the Donkeys - Has proven to be a force in both 4-3 and 3-4 defenses. He'll command big bucks but he's worth every penny.<br /><br /><br />4. Upgrade the offensive line. An offensive lineman can be found in the later rounds but here are 3 guys up for free agency that could help immediately. I would like to see Chicago land one of these three:<br />A. RT Winston Justice of the Iggles - Watched him at USC and he's as solid as they come at the right tackle position.<br />B. LG Logan Mankins of the 18-1's - Agile and can both run and pass block. Mankins would be an intant upgrade for Cutler's blind side.<br />C. RG Jahri Evans of the Saints - Evans will more than likely get a long-term deal so it's a bit of a reach. But the guy is a beast.<br /><br />With these free agent targets we turn toward the draft. I believe that realistically you can find at least 2 free agents on the list of 17. From there the draft has to be to plug the places that you missed. I always feel that o-lineman can be found in the later rounds and luckily we at least have some high 3rd-5th round picks. If Chicago ignores all of the FA's please let them address the veteran WR. We cannot have inexperienced guys like this and a lack of a #1 or even #2 when we finally have a franchise QB. I guess we will see what happens in the coming months but I am not going to hold my breath. Will you?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5671920926388115736?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-86286886439012886942009-11-22T16:19:00.002-06:002009-11-22T16:26:50.785-06:00Let's be honest folks. If you're like me you are jacked for Sunday Night football tonight. You woke up pissed that there was no noon kickoff. If you live in the midwest you get to wacth such thrilling games as Jets vs. Pats and the Browns vs. Lions. Fuck me with a rail road spike!<br /><br />But it's now 4:20pm and I'm popping the first Miller Lite of the day. Well the 3rd because I took my son, my dad, and my best friend to lunch, but you get the point. Anyway, it's time to start the tailgate and gag through this shit-fest that is the AFC East that no one gives a fuck about except for Massholes and fucktards from New York!<br /><br />So now we have to wait patiently through the current suck-fest and grin and bear it. Sure if I played fantasy football still this game may have some semblance of ineterest but I highly fucking doubt it. Fuck the Pats and their douche fans right in their big fucking CHOWDAH holes. And fuck New York.<br /><br />Now let's get drunk and yell at the tv shall we!?!?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8628688643901288694?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-65031011984895686492009-09-23T10:31:00.001-05:002009-09-23T10:32:22.954-05:00<p>Just looked over this weeks matchups this week and 5dimes Sportsbook has Chicago at -1(115). For those of you who don't know what that means, it means fricking GAME OF THE YEAR. I'm taking out a second mortgage to play this. You think Seneca Wallace is going to be able to NOT fuck himself in this game? They're missing their left tackle and probably Walter Jones as well and you got a Bear team off a win over the Super Bowl Champs. Cutler is starting to spread the ball, wide receivers and tight ends alike are stepping up, and the damn defense is rallying without Brian Urlacher. On top of that Seattle's lone win this season came over the hapless Rams when they were fully healthy.</p><p>Of all the games on the board, I would put down Cedric Benson's stash (or the street value equivalent) on the Bears this week.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6503101198489568649?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-22409599141572099862009-09-17T19:05:00.000-05:002009-09-19T19:06:56.420-05:00NB: Jay? What's going on you fuck suck! It's me, Capt. fucking comeback neckbeard motherfucker!!!<br />JC: Hey Kyle (sulking) ... Stuff sucks. You see the game?<br />NB: Oh did I? I kept rubbig my taint on the fucking tv! I used to ass-rape those packer fags, guess you don't have the gun I got. Did you see my td to win it?<br />JC: Yeah that was really good. Stokley really is a good receiver.<br />NB: Stokley!? Are you shiatting me? That was capt. neckbeard ... I fucking threw that 25 yard bomb man, I've never seen a pass so pretty! Fucking just like I drew it up ... Let it hang in the air for a good 25-30 seconds and get tipped to the white guy. FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!<br />JC: Well good call Kyle. Way to go. (cuts himself)<br />NB: You're damn right. That's the way I roll ... The neckbeard knows how the fuck to win a game. Lull them to sleep with the 5 yared passes and then BOOOMMMM MOTHERFUCKERS here's a 25 yarder! You didn't expect that did ya biatches!!! I can float it like a fucking A &amp; W!!! Ain't nobody but my receivers are expecting the 25 yard hot air balloon!!! (swigs half a bottle of Jack, tongue kisses solid 5 of 10 scale skank)<br />JC: (takes big scoop of Ben and Jerry's Hubby Hubby)<br />NB: So ... you're just gonna sit there and eat ice cream and sulk aren't ya?<br />JC: (swallows hard) no.<br />NB: Bullshit. C'mon Jay you gotta get with the Neckbeard philosophy. You know what that is?<br />JC: Um ... drink lots of Jack Daniels and fuck nothing but skanks?<br />NB: SEE! YOU SEE MOTHERFUCKER!! You WERE listening! Buck up sulker and put down the Ben and Jerry's. Go out fuck a skank. Drink some jack and remember ...<br />JC: Yeah, yeah I know. Rex Grossman's a cock fuck.<br />NB: HAHA, you're my boy Jay (chugs rest of Jack, flashes cock to three-toothed 40-year old at end of bar) Talk to ya next week sulk boy!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2240959914157209986?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-58757985287232239822009-09-02T12:58:00.003-05:002009-09-02T13:04:28.646-05:00With the signing of Rod Hood and some waffling due to Hunter Hillenmeyer, here is my latest stab at the final 53. Notice, Garret Wolfe is gone replaced by Rashied Davis and Hillenmeyer replaces Kevin Malast:<br /><br />Offense - 25<br /><br />Quarterbacks(2)<br />J. Cutler<br />C. Hanie<br /><br />Running Backs(3)<br />M. Forte<br />K. Jones<br />A. Peterson<br /><br />Fullbacks(1)<br />J. McKie<br /><br />Wide Receivers(7)<br />D. Hester (returner)<br />E. Bennett<br />Iglesias<br />Knox<br />Aromashodu<br />Rideau<br />R. Davis<br /><br />Tight Ends(3)<br />G. Olsen<br />D. Clark<br />K. Davis<br /><br />Tackles(4)<br />C. Williams<br />O. Pace<br />Shaffer<br />Balogh<br /><br />Guards(4)<br />R. Garza<br />J. Beekman (can play center)<br />Omiyale (can play tackle)<br />Buening<br /><br />Center(1)<br />O. Kreutz<br /><br />Defense - 25<br /><br />Defensive Ends(5)<br />A. Ogunleye<br />A. Brown<br />M. Anderson<br />I. Idonije (can play DT)<br />Melton<br /><br />Defensive Tackles(4)<br />T. Harris<br />A. Adams<br />J. Gilbert<br />M. Harrison<br /><br />Linebackers(7)<br />B. Urlacher<br />L. Briggs<br />P. Tinoisanamo<br />J. Williams<br />N. Roach<br />D. McClover<br />H. Hillenmeyer<br /><br />Cornerbacks(5)<br />C. Tillman<br />N. Vasher<br />Z. Bowman<br />C. Graham (can play safety)<br />R. Hood<br /><br />Safeties(4)<br />C. Steltz<br />K. Payne<br />A. Alfalava<br />D. Manning (can play nickel)<br /><br />Special Teams - 3<br /><br />Long Snapper(1)<br />P. Mannelly<br /><br />Kicker(1)<br />R. Gould<br /><br />Punter(1)<br />B. Maynard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5875798528723223982?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-76464234872161451842009-08-31T08:26:00.003-05:002009-08-31T08:30:27.158-05:00With the 3rd preseason game over with, here is what I project Chicago to do heading into their first game against the Cheesedicks on September 13th:<br /><br />Offense - 25<br /><br />Quarterbacks(2)<br />J. Cutler<br />C. Hanie<br /><br />Running Backs(4)<br />M. Forte<br />K. Jones<br />A. Peterson<br />G. Wolfe<br /><br />Fullbacks(1)<br />J. McKie<br /><br />Wide Receivers(6)<br />D. Hester (returner)<br />E. Bennett<br />Iglesias<br />Knox<br />Aromashodu<br />Rideau<br /><br />Tight Ends(3)<br />G. Olsen<br />D. Clark<br />K. Davis<br /><br />Tackles(4)<br />C. Williams<br />O. Pace<br />Shaffer<br />Balogh<br /><br />Guards(4)<br />R. Garza<br />J. Beekman (can play center)<br />Omiyale (can play tackle)<br />Buening<br /><br />Center(1)<br />O. Kreutz<br /><br />Defense - 25<br /><br />Defensive Ends(5)<br />A. Ogunleye<br />A. Brown<br />M. Anderson<br />I. Idonije (can play DT)<br />Melton<br /><br />Defensive Tackles(4)<br />T. Harris<br />A. Adams<br />J. Gilbert<br />M. Harrison<br /><br />Linebackers(7)<br />B. Urlacher<br />L. Briggs<br />P. Tinoisanamo<br />J. Williams<br />N. Roach<br />Malast<br />D. McClover<br /><br />Cornerbacks(5)<br />C. Tillman<br />N. Vasher<br />T. McBride<br />Z. Bowman<br />C. Graham (can play safety)<br /><br />Safeties(4)<br />C. Steltz<br />K. Payne<br />A. Alfalava<br />D. Manning (can play nickel)<br /><br />Special Teams - 3<br /><br />Long Snapper(1)<br />P. Mannelly<br /><br />Kicker(1)<br />R. Gould<br /><br />Punter(1)<br />B. Maynard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7646423487216145184?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-27439035621472782812009-08-26T14:10:00.003-05:002009-08-26T14:25:05.331-05:00If you can read this love-fest\man-crush that Mully has for Rashied Davis <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mulligan/1734706,CST-SPT-mully26.article">click here</a> otherwise I'll give you the gist.<br /><br /><em>All Rashied Davis has needed is an opportunity. You suspect if the Bears just give him one now, a legitimate chance to make the roster, they'll be delighted with the results.</em><br /><strong>Yes, that's exactly what they need. A 30-year old wide receiver coming off a season where he put up career numbers and was still the weakest link in a receiving corp that was god-awful.</strong><br /><br />You remember Davis. He's the cornerback-turned-receiver who helped the Bears get to the <em>Super Bowl, catching a game-winning touchdown against the Minnesota Vikings in Week 3 of the 2006 season and making a clutch third-down conversion to set up Robbie Gould's game-winning field goal in overtime against the Seattle Seahawks in the playoffs.</em><br /><strong>Yeah, and I remember Rex Grossman was the guy that made those throws ... where's he nowadays? </strong><br /><br /><em>He's the guy who didn't play high school football but wound up using a junior-college stop to earn his way to San Jose State. He's the guy who put in four bloody years with the San Jose SaberCats of the Arena Football League to get a shot with the Bears. He's the guy who took a leave of absence from a job at Best Buy so he'd have employment to fall back on when he first joined the Bears in 2005. </em><br /><strong>I hear Best Buy is hiring!</strong><br /><br /><em>Davis also is the guy with the most experience among Bears receivers -- yet he isn't one of the seven who has caught a pass from Jay Cutler this preseason. </em><br /><strong>74 catches in 4 seasons, how will the Bears EVAR replace that?!?</strong><br /><br /><em>The greatest NFL fairy tale remains the inspirational story of Kurt Warner going from stock boy at the Hy-Vee grocery store to Super Bowl MVP. </em><br /><strong>I thought it was when Warner drew a picture of Jesus ...</strong><br /><a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/larry-is-god.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/larry-is-god.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><em>But Davis has a unique history, too. He is a 5-9, 187-pound former bouncer who proved tough enough to control rowdy crowds while subsidizing his time as an Arena Football player.</em><br /><strong>Which is great if Capt. Neckbeard was still stumbling around with his bottle of Jack but Rashied's services are no longer needed</strong>.<br /><br /><em>All of which makes his lack of playing time this preseason difficult to figure.<br /></em><strong>If you're a mouth-breathing fucktard like Mully.</strong><br /><br /><em>Will this be the week he gets a chance to play with Cutler and thereby an opportunity to keep his job?</em><br /><strong>Will this be the week that Mully finds his first clue? Will Hanley beat him with a tac hammer after he reads this?</strong><br /><br /><em>''Would I like more reps? Yes, I would. That's all I have to say,'' Davis said, begrudgingly completing an interview after the Bears' 17-3 victory over the New York Giants on Saturday.</em><br /><strong>Like my dad says, "shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which gets filled the fastest." Actually this may be the most apt metaphor for what I think of Rashied Davis's hands. </strong><br /><br /><em>Davis caught one pass from backup quarterback Caleb Hanie in the Giants game after catching two the week before at Buffalo. It's not the production he would have hoped for, but typically he made the best of his opportunity by standing out on special teams.<br /></em><strong>So a 30-year old, 74 catch receiver who can "stand out" on special teams. I mean, that is a rare fucking quality! Jesus, why haven't we signed this guy to Elicha Manning fucking money?!?</strong><br /><br /><em>Still, it has to be unsettling to Davis that he's being judged on previous work instead of being given a chance to build a chemistry with Cutler, especially considering the Bears are in a numbers crunch at receiver.<br /></em><strong>Yes, because judging him on his previous work to get to the NFL should outweigh his shitty 4 seasons with the Bears. Mully should be a fucking AIG fund manager ... Hey this guy worked really hard to get here but he totally sucks HOWEVER the government just gave us a bunch of free money so let's see what he can do with it and completely ignore his previous body of work!</strong><br /><br /><em>Tall receivers Brandon Rideau and Devin Aromashodu have been Cutler's favorite targets during spots in training camp. Aromashodu made a spectacular diving catch Saturday to set up a touchdown pass to Desmond Clark. That will help him a ton, but it also begs the question of whether Davis, Rideau, Iglesias or Knox would have made the same play if given the chance.</em><br /><strong>Who knows? You know what you answered your own fucking question. Cutler likes tall receivers. Davis is short. It's so unfair!!!</strong><br /><br /><em>Davis hasn't lost repetitions only to the taller guys. In some formations in practice, Hester and tight end Greg Olsen have been split wide with Bennett in the slot -- a natural position for Davis.</em><br /><strong>Yeah because God knows that putting Bennett in the slot while creating mismatches outside is a fucking crime against football. Jesus, a sportswriter\talk-jock cannot be that fucking dumb ... oh wait HE FUCKING IS!<br /></strong><br /><em>All he needs is a chance, and frankly, he deserves one.<br /></em><strong>Clearly based upon your article that told us: he's not been very good in the past, the franchise QB likes tall receivers, and Davis hasn't done much even against 2's and 3's in the preseason. If that's not cause for "DESERVING" a chance I don't know what is.<br /></strong><br />Can someone cockpunch this idiot the next time he does a remote? Anyone? Please?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2743903562147278281?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-86485619354147505582009-08-21T14:15:00.006-05:002009-08-21T14:23:33.777-05:00On July 8th I sent myself an e-mail with my projected roster for opening day. With preseason winding down, I am ready to take another stab at it and will in part 2 of what I call "Who ya got on Game Day?" Back on the 8th, this is how I felt Chicago would shake out and go into Cheeseland for their Sunday night throwdown. After Saturday's game, expect Part 2 where I'll have my revised edition, but until then:<br /><br /><strong>Offense - 26</strong><br />Quarterbacks(3)<br />J. Cutler<br />C. Hanie<br />B. Basanez<br /><br />Running Backs(3)<br />M. Forte<br />K. Jones<br />G. Wolfe<br /><br />Fullbacks(1)<br />W. Ta'ufo'ou<br /><br />Wide Receivers(6)<br />D. Hester (returner)<br />E. Bennett<br />Iglesias<br />Knox<br />Rideau<br />Davis<br /><br />Tight Ends(4)<br />G. Olsen<br />D. Clark<br />K. Davis<br />M. Gaines<br /><br />Tackles(4)<br />C. Williams<br />O. Pace<br />Shaffer<br />Balogh<br /><br />Guards(4)<br />R. Garza<br />J. Beekman (can play center)<br />Omiyale (can play tackle)<br />Buening<br /><br />Center(1)<br />O. Kreutz<br /><br /><strong>Defense - 24<br /></strong>Defensive Ends(5)<br />A. Ogunleye<br />A. Brown<br />M. Anderson<br />I. Idonije (can play DT)<br />Melton<br /><br />Defensive Tackles(4)<br />T. Harris<br />A. Adams<br />J. Gilbert<br />M. Harrison<br /><br />Linebackers(6)<br />B. Urlacher<br />L. Briggs<br />P. Tinoisanamo<br />J. Williams<br />Freeman<br /><br />Cornerbacks(5)<br />C. Tillman<br />N. Vasher<br />T. McBride<br />Bowman<br />Moore<br /><br />Safeties(4)<br />C. Steltz<br />K. Payne<br />C. Graham (can play corner)<br />D. Manning (can play corner, returner)<br /><br /><strong>Special Teams - 3<br /></strong>Long Snapper(1)<br />P. Mannelly<br /><br />Kicker(1)<br />R. Gould<br /><br />Punter(1)<br />B. Maynard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8648561935414750558?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-83454532319781235802009-08-20T12:32:00.003-05:002009-08-20T12:36:45.033-05:00<p>Jerry Angelo sits down with Larry Mayer (read it <a href="http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=6023">here</a>) in a hard-hitting interview for ChicagoBears.com. Since this is all company line BS let's just throw aside Jerry's answers and give the real ones:<br /><br /><strong>A lot has been written and said about the Bears’ No. 1 offense being out of sync in the preseason opener in Buffalo. What were your impressions of how the unit performed and how concerned are you moving forward?<br /></strong>Well first we have a pussy as our franchise QB. Seems like kinda stupid to me that I went out and got a guy I thought was a future hall of famer and he's a pussy. I mean, Brian Urlacher has stared down the abyss known as the Paris Hilton gash so if anyone has the right to call another man a pussy, it's Url. Second, we have a guy I just paid to be our #1 wide receiver playing like a retarded monkey, fucking a retarded football thrown by a fucking pussy. So yeah, I have some cause for concern but thanks for asking Larry, you cock.<br /><br /><strong>What would you like to see from the first-team offense Saturday night against the Giants?<br /></strong>I'll be happy if they don't just shiat themselves and curl up into fetal positions. Really, right now I think the Terry Shea fiasco may end up looking like the golden era of Bear offense. Seriously, against the Giants? How about we see our offensive line sustain a block for longer than a gnat's dick and maybe our two overpaid, overhyped players actually do their jobs. If not, can I at least implore Olin Kreutz to punch out Ron Turner.<br /><br /><strong>Did you have any problem with what Jay Cutler said about Devin Hester being "more of a go-get-it guy" and "not really a back-shoulder or jump up-and-get-it [guy]" after throwing an interception in Buffalo?<br /></strong>Do you actually come up with these questions on the spot or do you pre-pull them out of your ass? Really Mayer I see why you're such a snivelling little suck cunt. You have all the journalistic instincts of a comatose Dr. Z. I swear my dog farts more fucking coherent sounds than you make out of your gurgling fucking pie hole!<br /><br /><strong>How would you assess how the defense performed against the Bills; what impressed you and where would you like to see improvement?<br /></strong>Are you shiatting me? Hell the only push I saw out of the defensive line all night was when they raided the snack bar after the game. Jesus tap dancing christ on a cracker we should have installed a fucking wading pool at the line of scrimmage for all the good those cock holes did. I guess what impresses me the most is Izzy adds weight last year and they use him oustide. This year he drops weight - like they ask - and they play him inside. What continually impresses me is I give these assholes great athletes like Izzy, Daneial, Devin etc. and they can't fucking screw them up fast enough. That's really fucking impressive to me! On top of that Lovie tells me we need Rod Marinelli to coach the d-line. Yeah, "oh-for-sixteen" Marinelli. I think this year our d-line may be the first team in history to actually record POSITIVE yards on sacks. Like: "hey that QB only picked up 4 yards on the scramble and that beats the hell out of the 7-10 yard slants he's been throwing all fucking day, so we'll count that as 1 sack for +4 yards." That kinda shit is what I'm expecting.<br /><br /><strong>What are your thoughts on Brett Favre signing with the Minnesota Vikings?</strong><br />Wow Larry do you really write these questions yourself or do you just copy off every other twat-waffle journalist in America? You know what I think about "The Brett", I think that attention-whoring, wrangler-wearing, country fucktard would do anything for fame. Hell, he'd bareback Ryan Seacrest on stage at American Idol just to get in the spotlight. Which is probably his backup plan for when his arm falls off and he's run out of Minnesota. That's what I think. Do you have any thoughts larry ... crickets? ... That's kinda what I thought. Go frame your fucking journalism GED and get me a coffee.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8345453231978123580?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-56709145644208183222009-08-19T11:38:00.002-05:002009-08-19T11:43:24.306-05:00<p>I don't know what the world is coming to but this week I actually agreed with a Pete Prisco article basically saying that The Brett is an egomaniac trying to extend his glory days at the expense of his own legacy. Apparently Prisco got the by-line but the 10,000 monkeys writing the article should get full credit. Full article <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12082000">here</a>.</p><p><br /><em>"What do a nasty pimple, a pesky cockroach and Brett Favre all have in common?"</em><br />You've fellated two of the three and all you have to show for it is a nasty pimple?<br /><br /><em>"Favre? Nothing will keep him away. His ego is too great. When his body says no, and his game screams "Hell no!" he plays on."<br /></em>Well "plays" isn't really an accurate word. More like chucks interceptions like escort service flyers on the Vegas Strip.<br /><br /><em>"Most of the national media will fawn over Favre's decision Tuesday to sign with the Minnesota Vikings, but I don't think it's a good move."<br /></em>Giving 40-yo attention-whore $12 million when he's clearly well passed his prime, coming off shoulder surgery and an embarassing season is not a smart move? Do tell Pete!<br /><br /><em>"I keep hearing how Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels -- the two quarterbacks who were competing to be the starter until Favre so rudely interrupted training camp -- aren't in his class.<br />Well, Brett Favre isn't Brett Favre."<br /></em>He's actually Barack Obama and until you show me his birth certificate I'm not budging on this one.<br /><br /><em>"Was every Favre fan and Favre-fawning writer blind drunk last season? Did they see the same quarterback I saw?"<br /></em>Well, to be fair they WERE watching the Jets so I think that's a given.<br /><br /><em>"When Favre announced last month that he planned to stay retired, he said, "I didn't feel like physically I could play at a level that was acceptable."<br />Something changed in three weeks.<br />Training camp ended."<br /></em>Ding-ding-ding-ding, looks like Pete found the CLUE TRAIN!<br /><br /><em>"Favre has never been a fan of offseason work and training camp. He likes staying on the tractor in Mississippi as long as he possibly can. That's why when he said he was staying retired last month, we all shook our heads and said the same thing.<br />Yeah, right. Why don't you think he was linked to a network for television work?"<br /></em>Well besides the obvious? I mean, have you heard the guy speak? He makes Magic Johnson look downright lucid.<br /><br /><em>"He loves the spotlight and some players who have played with him in the past say his wife loves it even more. She's just Mrs. Favre, they say, when baling hay in the Wrangler jeans, but she's Brett Favre's wife when he plays."<br /></em>Real. Comfortable. Attention-whores.<br /><br /><em>"There will be many who will say the Vikings are now the team to beat."</em><br />And many will say Da Church of Da Coach has the biggest schlong in 4 states but writing it on the internets doesn't automatically make it true (but it's damn fine rumor!)<br /><br /><em>"If the arm was such an issue, why didn't he sit down? If that's the excuse now, and we've heard it from the many in the media who drool at the site of his name on the back of a jersey, any jersey, didn't he do his team a disservice by playing through it?<br />If it's an excuse now, it was selfish then."<br /></em>Well Pete how dare you!? That's just Brett being Brett. You know, playing through pain, tossing pick-6's like you toss butt darts at Clark Judge. You know how it is!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5670914564420818322?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-78898059584031171382009-08-18T17:35:00.005-05:002009-08-18T17:56:39.927-05:00(Inside Minnesota locker room present day, Favre walks in)<br /><strong>The Brett:</strong> Hey you beagle-fucker?<br /><strong>John David Booty:</strong> Um ... me?<br /><strong>TB:</strong> Yeah you douche-rific! Get over here!<br /><strong>JDB:</strong> Yes Mr. Favre.<br /><strong>TB:</strong> You better take off that #4 fucking jersey or I'll be all over you like gay on Brady Quinn. You got me you talentless Leinart cock taster?<br /><strong>JDB:</strong> ... But Mr. Favre I really would like to keep this number, but if you ...<br /><strong>TB:</strong> Are you giving me lip there John Can't Get Booty? I'm The Brett gol'dammit and I won't be taking any crap from nobody especially some cockgoblin 4th-string QB, younger than the pecker tracks on Deana's favorite John Deere hat. You savvy?<br /><strong>JDB:</strong> Yes Mr. Favre. (strips off jersey)<br /><strong>TB:</strong> Hey! Mr. Noodle! Get your bald ass in here and quit raping muppets!<br /><strong>Coach Childress:</strong> Yes Brett?<br /><strong>TB:</strong> It's not Brett. It's THE BRETT ... get that through your chrome dome and get it good. Now, where's MY office at?<br /><strong>Coach:</strong> Uhm well, usually the players have the locker room and coaches have an office but I could see ...<br /><strong>TB:</strong> Now just wait a minute there Hairlip Wonder, you mean to tell me The Brett has to play for the paltry $12 million you offered and I don't my own gol'damn office? You call upstairs to Zygote or Zagnut of whatever the fuck that kraut wants to be called and telll him the Brett don't fucking work like this, Not for all the land in Mississippi. You got me there Chrome-o-mite?<br /><strong>Coach:</strong> Well, gee the Brett I guess you can have my office. Plus I just got these pictures from our first preseason game. You can study them and see our alignments and those of the defenses. That way you'll get up to speed faster.<br /><strong>TB:</strong> That would be great you pecker with sideburns but the Brett don't need no fucking pictures. The Brett's a gunslinger. Book learnin' is for fucking faggots like Elicha Manning and his brother Sir-Chokes-A-Lotta-Dick. That ain't for the Brett!<br /><strong>Coach:</strong> Well the Brett maybe you could just take a look at them before practice. No pressure.<br /><strong>TB:</strong> I like you Coach Crotchless, so I tell you what. You get the boys ready for practice an ol' Brett's gonna head to his office and cdraw ocks in the mouths of all the guys I don't like. Thanks for the pictures ... (The Brett turns to leave but stops) ...<br /><strong>TB:</strong> You know what when it's time for practice send that no talent waste of a fuckrag T-Jack-Shit to come down and piggy-back my ass to the field ... No use for the Brett to waste energy in the preseason!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7889805958403117138?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-42517129231671310832009-07-31T08:08:00.001-05:002009-07-31T08:10:25.807-05:00For those of you who post regularly at Biggsy's blog this will make (some) sense ... For the rest ... just write it off ...<br /><br />(Deep in the heart of NeckBeardSucks's mom's basement)<br /><b>NBS:</b> Gentleman, welcome to my (finger quotes) Command Center. I tried to find a hollowed out volcano but my allowance is only $10 a week.<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> Dude your mom is hot!<br /><b>Crap-ton:</b> Yeah hawt lyke creyton in a pink thonge hawt!!!<br /><b>NBS:</b> THat's kinda creepy Crap-ton, I'll just pretend I didn't hear that. Gentleman, as I have said ..<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> You know who sucks? Da Coach. That guy's such a jerk. He thinks he knows everything. Maybe he should spend more time with his kids then talking about football.<br /><b>Crap-ton:</b> Yeaa I haet him two. Wat a stoopid looser! I bett him and Creyton have gay sex all the time (pauses longingly) Do you have a bathroom down here?<br /><b>NBS:</b> Gentleman please focus. When we are done, there will be no more Creighton, no more Da Coach, and NeckbeardSucks will be known throughout the internets!!!<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> But how we gonna do that?<br /><b>NBS:</b> Two words: "pre-emptive strike". Do any of you dummies know what pre-emptive means?<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> Is that like premature ejaculation?<br /><b>NBS:</b> In your cases ... that is PRECISELY it ... You see gentleman in every thread we shall post. We shall beat Creighton and Da Coach to the punch EVERY TIME. Soon, they will have nothing to do but contradict us. And then, we shall expose THEM as trolls who follow US around. It's the perfect plan. And once we DOMINATE the Brad Biggs blog ... we will set our sights on the ENTIRE INTERNETS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><b>NBS's Mom:</b> Pooky are you down there?<br /><b>NBS:</b> MOM!?! I told you we're busy and you didn't even use the secret password!<br /><b>Mom</b>: I'm sorry chunky monkey do your little friends want some licorice and grape soda?<br /><b>NBS</b>: Darn it mom this is supposed to be a secret meeting in our COMMAND CENTER!<br />(Da Clown and Crap-ton look incredulously at NBS)<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> Dude.<br /><b>Crap-ton:</b> Dood!<br /><b>NBS:</b> (sigh) Fine ... YEAH MOM WE WANT SOME LICORICE AND GRAPE SODA.<br /><b>Mom:</b> Okey dokey pooky.<br /><b>NBS:</b> MOM … IT'S COMMANDER or CAPTAIN!<br /><b>Mom:</b> Whatever you say sugar plum!<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> WHy don't we just go and kick their ass on the blog or in person! We could do that. There's like five of us to their (thinks .... shrugs) one ... point ... four........ niner?<br /><b>NBS:</b> Well there are two reasons. First, do you know how they say if you give 1000 monkeys typewriters they could eventually re-create the works of Shakespeare?<br />(Da Clown looks puzzled ... Crap-ton scratches butt sniffs finger)<br /><b>NBS:</b> I guess it doesn't matter. The point is we could give a retarded monkey one typewriter and 5 minutes and he'd probably make you both look foolish.<br />(Da Clown and Crap-ton nod heads in agreement)<br /><b>NBS:</b> And the second reason, Crap-ton with your obvious gender-confusion and Da Clown ... well how can I put this delicately Clown ... you look like something I'd draw with my left hand. We don't want you guys coming out from behind the internet. No, this is the best way.<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> But how we gonna do it? I mean Da Coach is a dumb jerkwad punk who likes to beat children and puppies but couldn't he catch on? Figure out what you're up to?<br /><b>NBS:</b> Have you ever seen the usual Suspects?<br />(Da Clown and Crap-ton look puzzled)<br /><b>NBS:</b> Fine! Have you ever seen He-Man?<br /><b>Da Clown and Crap-ton:</b> (in unison) Yeah, yeah we love He-Man!<br /><b>NBS:</b> Well, I'm like Adam. No one suspects me.<br /><b>Da Clown and Crap-ton:</b> (in unison, crossing boners) BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!!!<br /><b>NBS:</b> Yeaaaah ... that's, that's super.<br /><b>Crap-ton:</b> Oh kae sew wat doo wee duue?<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> Yeah, what?<br /><b>NBS:</b> Well that's the easy part. Keep doing what you're doing. Keep emulating them. Crap-ton, keep writing incoherent drivel and misspell lots of words.<br /><b>Crap-ton:</b> (wipes nose on sleeve, licks sleeve) Eye cann doo thaat noe problm!!!<br /><b>NBS:</b> Excellent. And Da Clown. Keep using lots of ellipses and pepper in the word "farktard".<br />(Da Clown raises hand)<br /><b>NBS:</b> Yes what is it?<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> Well ... I don't know what an … an … an e-lip-tick-all is and still don't know what a farktard is.<br /><b>NBS:</b> (exhales deeply) An ELLIPSIS is 3 periods in a row DOT-DOT-DOT ... And just use the word "farktard". Like I could say "The farktard raised his farktard hand and asked a farktard question!"<br /><b>Da Clown:</b> (brightens) Oh I can definitely do that!<br /><b>NBS:</b> Then it is settled. Tomorrow we take the first step into ... HISTORY!!!<br /><b>Crap-ton:</b> Ooo thiss iz ganna bee soooooo kewl! Doe yoo thinkc, u no, once we’ve takan ovar the internets ... Due u think Creyton will bee depresssed enuff to let me pee on him?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-4251712923167131083?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-12206957950062176472009-05-12T20:16:00.005-05:002009-05-12T20:30:01.958-05:00With the 2009 draft in the books, I took a look back at who was available and where. First, trading back for less value once again shows why Jerry Angelo has sucked in the draft. In his defense however, there seems to be some good value picks that I even had to agree with. Below you will find the overall pick number, the player, position, school and my draft grade on my value board that ranged from A+ to UDFA (undrafted free agent).<br /><br />In this version, we ignore the trade back and go with Chicago's first pick at 49 overall ... FS William Moore out of Mizzou.<br /><br />Here's how it would have played out:<br />*49 William Moore FS Mizzou - B<br />99 Juaquin Iglesias WR Oklahoma - B-<br />119 D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt - B<br />140 Marcus Freeman OLB Ohio State - B-<br />154 Duke Robinson OG Oklahoma - B<br />190 Ricky Jean-Francois DT LSU - C<br />246 Rashad Jennings RB Liberty - B-<br />251 Darry Beckwith MLB LSU - B-<br /><br />In our second look, we'll pretend that trading down - and for all intents and purposes PISSING AWAY the qequivalent of a mid-4th round pick was some sort of super-genius move ... <br /><br />t*68 Jarron Gilbert DT SJS - B-<br />99 Juaquin,Iglesias WR Oklahoma - B-<br />t*105 Lawrence Sidbury DE Richmond - B-<br />119 D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt - B<br />140 Marcus Freeman OLB Ohio State - B-<br />154 Duke Robinson OG Oklahoma - B<br />190 Brandon Gibson WR Washington State - C-<br />246 Rashad Jennings RB Liberty - B-<br />251 Derek Pegues FS Mississippi State - C-<br /><br />And there ya have it. I do like the pickups of Gilbert, Iglesias, Moore and Freeman as they were all very good value at their respective positions in the draft.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-1220695795006217647?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-6309556566236430132009-04-25T14:30:00.000-05:002009-04-25T14:31:17.033-05:001 Detroit Lions 6 Stafford QB UGA<br />2 St. Louis Rams 3 Smith LT Baylor<br />3 Kansas City Chiefs 9 Sanchez QB USC<br />4 Seattle Seahawks 2 Crabtree WR Tex Tech<br />5 Cleveland Browns 1 Curry LB Wake<br />6 Cincinnati Bengals 5 Raji DT BC<br />7 Oakland Raiders 12 Maclin WR Mizzou<br />8 Jacksonville Jaguars 14 Maualaga MLB USC<br />9 Green Bay Packers 4 Monroe LT UVA<br />10 San Francisco 49ers 8 Orakpo DE Texas<br />11 Buffalo Bills 11 Oher OT Ole Miss<br />12 Denver Broncos 21 Jackson DE LSU<br />13 Washington Redskins 13 Smith OT Alabama<br />14 New Orleans Saints 10 Brown LB FSU<br />15 Houston Texans 20 Cushing LB USC<br />16 San Diego Chargers 19 Jerry DT Ole Miss<br />17 New York Jets 22 Matthews LB USC<br />18 Denver Broncos (from Chicago) 23 Laurinaitis MLB OSU<br />19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35 Freeman QB Kansas St<br />20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) 7 Jenkins CB OSU<br />21 Philadelphia Eagles 15 Moreno RB UGA<br />22 Minnesota Vikings 32 Hood DT Mizzou<br />23 New England Patriots 26 Smith CB Wake<br />24 Atlanta Falcons 39 English DE NIU<br />25 Miami Dolphins 18 Davis CB Illinois<br />26 Baltimore Ravens 17 Harvin WR Florida<br />27 Indianapolis Colts 37 Britton OT Arizona<br />28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) 24 Bey WR Maryland<br />29 New York Giants 34 Beatty OT Uconn<br />30 Tennessee Titans 29 Mack C Cal<br />31 Arizona Cardinals 16 Wells RB OSU<br />32 Pittsburgh Steelers 43 Unger C Oregon<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-630955656623643013?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-90362950875558253092009-04-12T13:14:00.002-05:002009-04-12T13:17:25.578-05:00Round 1<br />1 Detroit Lions 3 Smith LT Baylor<br />2 St. Louis Rams 4 Monroe LT UVA<br />3 Kansas City Chiefs 6 Stafford QB UGA<br />4 Seattle Seahawks 2 Crabtree WR Tex Tech<br />5 Cleveland Browns 1 Curry LB Wake<br />6 Cincinnati Bengals 5 Raji DT BC<br />7 Oakland Raiders 12 Maclin WR Mizzou<br />8 Jacksonville Jaguars 14 Maualaga MLB USC<br />9 Green Bay Packers 8 Orakpo DE Texas<br />10 San Francisco 49ers 9 Sanchez QB USC<br />11 Buffalo Bills 10 Brown LB FSU<br />12 Denver Broncos 21 Jackson DE LSU<br />13 Washington Redskins 11 Oher OT Ole Miss<br />14 New Orleans Saints 20 Cushing LB USC<br />15 Houston Texans 22 Matthews LB USC<br />16 San Diego Chargers 19 Jerry DT Ole Miss<br />17 New York Jets 7 Jenkins CB OSU<br />18 Denver Broncos (from Chicago) 23 Laurinaitis MLB OSU<br />19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17 Harvin WR Florida<br />20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) 18 Davis CB Illinois<br />21 Philadelphia Eagles 15 Moreno RB UGA<br />22 Minnesota Vikings 13 Smith OT Alabama<br />23 New England Patriots 26 Smith CB Wake<br />24 Atlanta Falcons 32 Hood DT Mizzou<br />25 Miami Dolphins 39 English DE NIU<br />26 Baltimore Ravens 30 Butler CB Uconn<br />27 Indianapolis Colts 37 Britton OT Arizona<br />28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) 34 Beatty OT Uconn<br />29 New York Giants 16 Wells RB OSU<br />30 Tennessee Titans 29 Mack C Cal<br />31 Arizona Cardinals 28 Maybin DE Penn St<br />32 Pittsburgh Steelers 43 Unger C Oregon<br /><br />Round 2<br />33 Detroit Lions 33 Ayers DE Tenn<br />34 New England Patriots (from KC) 24 Bey WR Maryland<br />35 St. Louis Rams 35 Freeman QB Kansas St<br />36 Cleveland Browns 31 Moore CB Vandy<br />37 Seattle Seahawks 45 Stintim OLB UVA<br />38 Cincinnati Bengals 27 Nicks WR UNC<br />39 Jacksonville Jaguars 47 Robinson OG Oklahoma<br />40 Oakland Raiders 44 Johnson DE Ga Tech<br />41 Green Bay Packers 25 Pettigrew TE Okla St<br />42 Buffalo Bills 42 Barwin DE Cincy<br />43 San Francisco 49ers 41 Smith CB Utah<br />44 Miami Dolphins (from Washington) 51 Moore FS Mizzou<br />45 New York Giants (from New Orleans) 55 Loadholt OT Oklahoma<br />46 Houston Texans 46 Delmas FS W. Mich<br />47 New England Patriots (from San Diego) 53 Byrd CB Oregon<br />48 Denver Broncos 50 Brace DT BC<br />49 Chicago 40 Britt WR Rutgers<br />50 Cleveland Browns (from Tampa Bay) 36 McCoy RB PITT<br />51 Dallas 49 Robiskie WR OSU<br />52 New York Jets 38 Brown RB Uconn<br />53 Philadelphia Eagles 48 Cook TE S Car<br />54 Minnesota Vikings 60 Marks DT Auburn<br />55 Atlanta Falcons 58 Chung SS Oregon<br />56 Miami Dolphins 54 Francies CB SJS<br />57 Baltimore Ravens 63 Kruger DE Utah<br />58 New England Patriots 65 Meredith OT S Car<br />59 Carolina 57 Iglesias WR Oklahoma<br />60 New York Giants 78 Beckwith MLB LSU<br />61 Indianapolis Colts 66 Moala DT USC<br />62 Tennessee Titans 52 Wood C Louisville<br />63 Arizona Cardinals 61 Greene RB Iowa<br />64 Pittsburgh Steelers 69 Johnson OG LSU<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-9036295087555825309?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-30326712537861298512009-03-22T10:40:00.006-05:002009-03-23T16:25:02.313-05:001 Detroit Lions - Aaron Curry LB<br />2 St. Louis Rams - Jason Smith LT<br />3 Kansas City Chiefs - Brian Orakpo DE<br />4 Seattle Seahawks -Michael Crabtree WR<br />5 Cleveland Browns - Malcolm Jenkins CB<br />6 Cincinnati Bengals - B.J. Raji DT<br />7 Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin WR<br />8 Jacksonville Jaguars - Rey Maualuga MLB<br />9 Green Bay Packers - Eugene Monroe OT<br />10 San Francisco 49ers - Matthew Stafford QB<br />11 Buffalo Bills - Everette Brown DE<br />12 Denver Broncos - Peria Jerry DT<br />13 Washington Redskins - Tyson Jackson DE<br />14 New Orleans Saints - Brian Cushing OLB<br />15 Houston Texans - Clay Mathews OLB<br />16 San Diego Chargers - Michael Oher OT<br />17 New York Jets - Vontae Davis CB<br />18 Chicago Bears - Eben Britton OT<br />19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Mark Sanchez QB<br />20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) - James Laurinitis MLB<br />21 Philadelphia Eagles - Knowshon Moreno RB<br />22 Minnesota Vikings - Andre Smith OT<br />23 New England Patriots - Alphonso Smith CB<br />24 Atlanta Falcons - Evander Hood DT<br />25 Miami Dolphins - Darius Butler CB<br />26 Baltimore Ravens - D.J. Moore CB<br />27 Indianapolis Colts - William Beatty OT<br />28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) - Percy Harvin WR<br />29 New York Giants - Chris Wells RB<br />30 Tennessee Titans - Alex Mack C<br />31 Arizona Cardinals - Aaron Maybin DE<br />32 Pittsburgh Steelers - Duke Robinson OG<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-3032671253786129851?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-77917737463484379322009-03-22T10:22:00.008-05:002009-03-23T16:26:05.729-05:001 Detroit Lions - Jason Smith LT<br />2 St. Louis Rams - Eugene Monroe LT<br />3 Kansas City Chiefs - Matthew Stafford QB<br />4 Seattle Seahawks - Michael Crabtree WR<br />5 Cleveland Browns - Aaron Curry LB<br />6 Cincinnati Bengals - B.J. Raji DT<br />7 Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin WR<br />8 Jacksonville Jaguars - Rey Maualaga MLB<br />9 Green Bay Packers - Brian Orakpo DE<br />10 San Francisco 49ers - Mark Sanchez QB<br />11 Buffalo Bills - Everette Brown LB<br />12 Denver Broncos - Peria Jerry DT<br />13 Washington Redskins - Michael Oher OT<br />14 New Orleans Saints - Brian Cushing LB<br />15 Houston Texans - Malcolm Jenkins CB<br />16 San Diego Chargers - Knowshon Moreno RB<br />17 New York Jets - Vontae Davis CB<br />18 Chicago Bears - Hakeem Nicks WR<br />19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Percy Harvin WR<br />20 Detroit Lions (from Dallas) - Clay Matthews LB<br />21 Philadelphia Eagles - Chris Wells RB<br />22 Minnesota Vikings - Tyson Jackson DE<br />23 New England Patriots - James Laurinaitis MLB<br />24 Atlanta Falcons - Brandon Pettigrew TE<br />25 Miami Dolphins - Alphonso Smith CB<br />26 Baltimore Ravens - Darius Butler CB<br />27 Indianapolis Colts - Evander Hood DT<br />28 Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina) - Darrius Heyward-Bey WR<br />29 New York Giants - Andre Smith OT<br />30 Tennessee Titans - Alex Mack C<br />31 Arizona Cardinals - Aaron Maybin DE<br />32 Pittsburgh Steelers - William Beatty OT<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7791773746348437932?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-53341405678610996772009-02-01T15:39:00.003-06:002009-02-01T15:45:10.652-06:00Gotta like the Steelers today -6.5 according to the system (which sucked this playoff season). They have the better regular season record and some of the funniest material on Kissing Suzy Kolber when they make fun of Hines "Supel happy smirre time" Ward.<br /><br />Not that Arizona is a slouch but their biggest key better be keeping Kurt Warner upright. Matt "Matty Light" Leinart sucks great big donkey cock and would shit himself in the face of that Steeler D.<br /><br />If the Steelers want to take this one, that offense better get clicking and that starts with Big Ben and "Supel happy smirre time". Establish the run but if Big Ben plays like he did a couple years back, Arizona will run away with it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5334140567861099677?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-22070127040737281832009-01-11T15:38:00.004-06:002009-01-11T15:42:25.010-06:00With playoff system going FULL RETARD, I just wanted to congratulate Donovan McNabb on making it to the NFC Championship game. If there is a QB in this league who deserves it more, I don't know who it is. McNabb takes on criticism each year - some by retarded NCAAP members - and just keeps winning. He was a winner in high school, at Syracuse, and in Philly. For those of use Bear fans with our guys out of the playoffs, D-Mac keeps my rooting interest safe!<br /><br />Way to go Donovan and win the Super Bowl ... I actually have money at 25-1 on Philly to win it all so there's an even better rooting interest!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2207012704073728183?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-78567416787481708452009-01-10T08:49:00.003-06:002009-01-10T08:52:01.057-06:00After an auspicious 0-3 start, the playoff system adds four more plays for this weekend. It's take the home chalk week in the NFL.<br /><br />2* TEN -2(130)<br />2* CAR -9.5<br />2* NYG -4<br />2* PIT -6<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7856741678748170845?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-75957899093786220482009-01-03T12:17:00.003-06:002009-01-03T12:21:36.762-06:00A very simple system I found years ago for betting during the playoffs: <strong>Always take the team with the most wins regardless if they are at home, on the road, or in a neutral setting.</strong><br /><br />So this weekend:<br />2* Atl +1<br />2* Ind pk<br />2* MIN +3.5(125)<br /><br />Good luck ... a season recap of Chicago's 9-7 season up soon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7595789909378622048?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-80734080250427955952008-12-14T13:07:00.003-06:002008-12-14T13:11:14.900-06:00The delusional head-case and former Bear Cedric "Two-yards and a cloud of BUST" Benson was recently interviewed by NFL.com about the emergence of Matt Forte. To be perfectly honest, I've been on the edge of my seat wondering what a Special-Assed has-been\never-will-be thought about Matt Forte, and I was so excited to see he favored us with his opinion I peed a little. <br /><br />Said, Ced: "He is having a great year, but when I see the highlights, I see holes. I see them using him in the slot, something they didn't do with me. If I was there right now with the holes I see, I'd probably have 1,800 yards right now. I definitely would have 1,500 by now."<br /><br />Now I know Ced grew up in Midland and attended the University of Texas, so that already makes him like two kinds of retarded. However, Ced, you barely have had 1,800 yards in your entire career! What makes you think that your healthy 3-yard per carry average in Cincy would make you an 1,800-yard rusher in Chicago? Were the Bears going to give you 600 carries by now?<br /><br />Personally, I pray that Ced never becomes self-aware because the abrupt explosion of cognitive disonance may be enough to throw the world into a vortex of suck so powerful it will need the words "Tyler Perry Presents" tacked onto it for good measure.<br /><br />Cedric, you couldn't run for 1,800 yards on a fucking tread mill. Just drift off into obscurity you no-talent ass-clown whiel counting the millions you stole from Chicago. Eat a bag of dicks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8073408025042795595?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-18890184554090062092008-12-14T10:56:00.002-06:002008-12-14T11:01:43.905-06:001* Buf +9<br />1* Ten -2.5<br />2* BAL -2(130)<br />1* Den +7.5<br />3* ARI -3(125)<br />2* Ne -6.5<br /><br />Year-to-date:<br />3* 2-5<br />2* 13-6<br />1* 13-15<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-1889018455409006209?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-65802576628299891812008-11-30T11:33:00.002-06:002008-11-30T11:35:40.193-06:001* Mia -6.5(120)<br />3* Ind -4.5<br />2* NE -1<br />1* HOU -3(115)<br /><br />Year-to-date:<br />3* 2-4<br />2* 13-5<br />1* 12-14<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6580257662829989181?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-2310157357838192242008-11-27T08:35:00.004-06:002008-11-27T08:43:02.896-06:002* Ari +3.5(130) - Not sure about this spread but I do know Philly couldn't play dead.<br /><br />Year-to-date:<br />3* 2-4<br />2* 13-4<br />1* 12-14<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-231015735783819224?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-21048265906260737612008-11-09T10:16:00.004-06:002008-11-27T08:44:02.722-06:002* Jax -6.5<br />1* Buf +3.5<br />2* ATL -1<br />1* Stl +10<br />2* MIN -2<br />1* PIT -3(125)<br />1* Nyg +3.5(125)<br />1* Bal +1<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2104826590626073761?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-36041893112474987262008-11-02T09:15:00.004-06:002008-11-02T09:23:55.360-06:00Took a week off now back to the chalk:<br /><br />1* Cle -1(125)<br />2* Ari\STL OV 49<br />3* Gb +4<br />2* Atl -2.5(115)<br />1* Dal +8.5<br />2* Ne +7(120)<br />1* Pit\WAS OV 36.5<br /><br />Record to date:<br />3* 1-4<br />2* 9-2<br />1* 10-8<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-3604189311247498726?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-13390416218410551102008-10-19T11:31:00.002-05:002008-10-19T11:37:53.358-05:00No time for analysis ... so BECAUSE I SAID SO!!! :-D<br /><br />2* Dal -7(120)<br />2* CHI -2.5(125)<br />Min\CHI OV 37(120)<br />Nos +3(120)<br />2* NYJ -3(115)<br />3* Ind -2<br />Den +3.5(125)<br /><br />Record to date:<br />3* 1-3<br />2* 7-1<br />1* 9-6<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-1339041621841055110?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-80325109337544847222008-10-12T10:57:00.005-05:002008-10-12T11:47:50.869-05:001* Nos -6.5(115) - New Orleans will bounce back this week after a disappointing Monday night. If this team wants to be taken seriously, these are the games you gotta win big.<br /><br />1* Cin\NYJ OV 42.5 - I know Carson Palmer is out but this game will put points on the board.<br /><br />3* Chi -2.5 - Rookie QB and a struggling secondary against a stifling defense and rejuvenated air attack.<br /><br />2* Phi\SF OV 41.5 - Always play the over in San Fran especially this year.<br /><br />2* ARI +5 - The Cards are playing great ball right now, so an outright win may only surprise the Cowboys.<br /><br />1* Gb +1 - This is not a ringing endorsement of the Pack, just how far Seattle has fallen.<br /><br />ADDING: 2* Jax +3.5(115) - Just because.<br /><br />Year to Date:<br />3* 1-2<br />2* 4-1<br />1* 7-5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8032510933754484722?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-70417737108577877102008-10-05T10:03:00.003-05:002008-10-05T10:10:04.578-05:001* Ind -3(120) - Time for Peyton Manning and the Colts to right the ship in Houston.<br />1* Atl +3.5 - Aaron Rodgers is a game-time decision but obviously he won't be at full strength. Atlanta and Michael Turner will gash that Green Bay run defense.<br />1* Tb\DEN OV 46.5 - Tampa Bay is living by the pass and Denver will be as well.<br />2* Ne\SF OV 46.5 - Neither of these teams are world beaters but they will put up points this week.<br />2* Cin +16 - I don't care how bad Cincy is, no team should be getting 16 points in week 5 ... well maybe the Rams.<br />3* NOS -2.5(125) - By the hook but New Orleans is head and shoulders better than the Viqueens.<br />1* Min\NOS OV 46.5 - New Orleans has an explosive offense and Minnesota will eventually have to abandon the run and air it out.<br /><br />Season to Date:<br />3* 1-1<br />2* 2-1<br />1* 4-4<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7041773710857787710?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-69309987027567002642008-09-28T10:16:00.005-05:002008-09-28T10:34:26.131-05:00Where is Kevin Jones? We are going to wear out Forte at this rate. He's good but damn let's not turn him into Eddie George (a great RB who finally wore down).<br /><br />Matt Millen has been fired only 6 years too late. This is great news for the Lions but bad news for the Bears as the joke from up north may actually find someone competent and how hard could it be to find someone better than Jerry Angelo?<br /><br />Brandon Lloyd is looking good at the top spot on the wide receiver ... the problem is who the hell is going to step up at the #2? It sure as fuck isn't Rashied Davis.<br /><br />We sent Mark Bradley packing and picked up a CB? What the fuck? Hey, I thought Bradley was going to be axed before week 1 but I thought it would be for Brandon Rideau. We have no #2 or #3 so what the hell is the kid doing on our practice squad ... give him a fucking chance!<br /><br />Could we please quit passing the ball to Jason McKie and get Greg Olsen and Desmond Clark more involved? Olsen had a HORRENDOUS game in Week 2 but we have to move passed that. He and Clark should be leading this team in catches because a creative offensive coordinator should be using these guys to get mismatches.<br /><br />Devin Hester returns this week and not a moment too soon. I was holding my breath every time Nate Vasher was sent back to return punts. He is much too valuable a CB to expose him to punt return duties.<br /><br />Speaking of What the fuck ... I'm looking at you Peanut Tillman. You are a veteran and got baited into a fight by some lackluster wide out who is lucky to be even on the field. Fucking stupid.<br /><br />Kyle Orton, you are no longer allowed to check out of a run on 3rd and short. You have a battering ram of a running back in Matt Forte so just give him the damn ball!<br /><br />Could Mark Anderson be any more of a one-year wonder? Actually that entire d-line needs to get their shit together. Brian Griese throws 67 times and isn't sacked ... that is just plain horrible.<br /><br />Chris Williams is back to practice and is "on no time table" to get on the playing field. I'm still waiting for him to get injured during a non-contact practice ... AGAIN; great pick, Jerry.<br /><br />Bob Babich, it's time to update your resume. This defense hasn't been right since that meltdown of all meltdowns against Detroit last season. It's not working, bring in a REAL defensive coordinator!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6930998702756700264?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-24383760658932803602008-09-28T10:15:00.001-05:002008-09-28T10:16:20.759-05:002* Ari +1 - The Cardinals are playing good football right now and this Jets team isn't very good.<br /><br />1* Ari\NYJ OVER 43.5 - Two good QB's and plenty of chances for some scoring. I like this in the 48-51 point range.<br /><br />1* Gb pk(+115) - This game is a toss-up and if we're getting 115-to-100 that is a value play.<br /><br />1* Buf -8 - St. Louis is just plain bad and Trent Green isn't going to change that. Buffalo in a route.<br /><br />Season to Date:<br />3* 1-1<br />2* 2-0<br />1* 2-3<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2438376065893280360?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-47900406595880979772008-09-17T20:55:00.002-05:002008-09-17T20:57:14.788-05:002* Cincy +14(120) - I know Cincy isn't exactly a world-beater but 14 points by the Super Bowl champs? New York has a bullseye on them every week so this is a nice value.<br />1* Ari +3.5(120) - I still cannot believe Washington won last week so I like Arizona in this one.<br />1* Car +3.5 - Carolina beats San Diego and Chicago and now is a dog to Tarvaris Jackson and the winless Vikes? I'll take Carolina especially with Steve Smith back from suspension.<br />1* Pit +3.5 - Everyone saw Philly on Monday night but Pittsburgh may be the class of the AFC this season.<br /><br />Season to Date:<br />3* 1-1<br />2* 1-0<br />1* 2-0<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-4790040659588097977?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-66835940624321541122008-09-09T20:20:00.000-05:002008-09-09T20:23:00.955-05:00Chicago dominated the Colts on Sunday night at the new Lucas Oil Field in Indianapolis. Considering oil companies have been fucking all of us six ways to Sunday, it was nice to see Chicago extract a little payback.<br /><br />Peyton Manning, fresh off two knee surgeries in which his knee became infected - possibly from gay homosexual buttsecks (that's the DCODC unofficial word) - was ineffective in his fist start since last season. Manning showed rust and had his timing and rhythm upset all night from constant pressure up the middle by Chicago.<br /><br />Speaking of pressure, it was reported that during the game, Rex Grossman tried to buy some nachos but put on the spot when asked "Cheese or Salsa?" he panicked, ran backwards 15 yards, fell down and strained his MCL.<br /><br />Capatain Neckbeard guided the offense well but it was rookie RB Matt Forte who stole the show. On a 3rd and 6 at midfield, Forte made a cut and then out ran defensive player of the year Bob Sanders enroute to a 51-yard TD scamper. Welcome to the NFL Matt Forte!<br /><br />In a related story, Cedric Benson saw the play and exclaimed "I can do that", stepped off his bar stool, slipped on the floor, and knocked himself out. He's expected to miss his shuffleboard league for the next 4-6 weeks recovering.<br /><br />All of the preseason hand-wringing - for now - seems to be much ado about nothing. The starting defensive unit looked like the 2006 Bears as they outplayed, out-muscled, and generally dominated a Colt offense generally considered one of the best in the NFL. DE Adawale Ogunleye spent so much time in the Colts's backfield, at one point Manning mistakenly called for him to run a go-route ... probably the pain killers Peyton was on.<br /><br />Greg Olsen and Desmond Clark looked like the best tandem of TEs in the league making big plays when called upon. The two are favorite targets of Kyle Orton and with good reason. With an average to below average receiving corp, these guys make everyone around them better ... especially their QB!<br /><br />Talking heads around the league have already dismissed this as a fluke, an Indy implosion, Peyton Manning not ready, Bigfoot, cats and dogs living together ... and blah, blah, fricking blah. HOWEVER, the douchebag of the week award goes to:<br /><br />CBS Sportsline Gregg (the extra G is for GAY!) Doyel who is such a student of the NFL and often referred to as the Dali Lama of the NFL (or was that the Jay Mariotti of Doucheville, I forget) when he pronounced without a doubt:<br />"I'm not sure what to make of the 2008 Chicago Bears, but I'm sure of this: They're not good enough to beat the Indianapolis Colts 29-13. Not in Chicago, and definitely not in Indianapolis. Not at brand new Lucas Oil Stadium or the forsaken RCA Dome or the even skanky patch of urban blight located between the two domes."<br /><br />Gee Gregg, you're right! We should petition the league to have this game stricken from the record books. Have this blight on the NFL and this injustice to humanity white-washed. Cut the fingers from our scribes and cut the tongues out of our orators so such a game shall NEVER be remembered ... or we could just call it an Indy beat-down at the hands of a Chicago team that may be better than everyone expected and move on. But of course, you can't be the new Mariotti without whipping on the Bears, right Gregg?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6683594062432154112?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-85325849670456752942008-09-09T19:30:00.000-05:002008-09-09T19:31:55.601-05:00Hit my only pick last week when the Giants covered over the Skins. This week, here's a look at the early lines and what I'm feeling:<br /><br />3* Nos pk at WAS: Easiest play on the board with New Orleans loaded offensively against the anemic Skins' attack.<br /><br />2* Ind pk at Min: Don't let the Bear game fool you, Indy is a great value on this play. I picked Minnesota as a pretender this season and will be playing against them any time it offers value.<br /><br />1* Bal +4.5 at HOU: Gotta love the doggies, and Baltimore looks like an improved team even with their young QB.<br /><br />1* DEN +2 vs Sdg: Yeah, Denver did beat up on the Crypt Keeper's train wreck of a team, but Denver in Mile High is ALWAYS tough to beat. I'll take the home doggy.<br /><br />1* Phi +7.5(120) at DAL: I would buy the extra half point based on historical data that says to buy it when you're getting a half point. Aside from that, are we really to believe this is not an improved Philly team with a healthy McNabb? A lot of questions should be answered by both teams in this game.<br /><br />Season to Date:<br />3* 1-0<br />2* 0-0<br />1* 0-0<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8532584967045675294?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-15495235504629645052008-09-08T18:00:00.000-05:002008-09-08T18:00:49.993-05:00Do I root for the Viqueens to beat Green Bay and wait for the inevitable landslide of pissed off fat people from Wisconsin clamoring for Favre ...<br /><br />OR do I root for the Cheese Dicks and laugh at all the ignorant douchebags who called the Purple Queens a contender this season?<br /><br />What do you guys think?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-1549523550462964505?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-9948417748970532752008-09-04T17:00:00.000-05:002008-09-04T18:27:04.500-05:00No time for breakdowns or recap of 2006 (since I skipped 2007) ... Just know that you lay $20 on the contenders and dark horses. You may also want to bet them against the spread. The pretenders, play against them. I will try and update later with the thinking behind each and the record from previous years.<br />NOTE: Odds shown are to WIN the Super Bowl.<br /><br />Contenders<br />4. Jacksonville 14-1<br />3. Dallas 6-1<br />2. San Diego 7-1<br />1. New England 5-1<br /><br />Pretenders<br />4. Cleveland 20-1<br />3. Tennessee 40-1<br />2. Seattle 25-1<br />1. Minnesota 14-1<br /><br />Dark Horses<br />4. Tampa Bay 40-1<br />3. New York Jets 40-1<br />2. Cincy 50-1<br />1. Philly 25-1<br /><br />Good luck this NFL season!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-994841774897053275?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-28741497399637534312008-09-04T16:15:00.000-05:002008-09-04T18:18:43.250-05:00Gotta like a 3* play on New York tonight -3.5(ev).<br /><br />NOTE: Star rating is unit rating. For those who've never heard of WYD Sports or my articles for TMW or RedEye Sports, just take it as an informed opinion ... but don't look for too many. ALSO, I rarely go above a 3-unit play. Those are usually the strongest aside from a 5* about once or twice per season and the very rare 4*.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2874149739963753431?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-87425448483531771912008-08-30T21:05:00.000-05:002008-08-30T21:09:44.933-05:00Chicago has finished their preseason and the final 53 is in. Some disappointments and some questions still abound. Here are my thoughts:<br /><br />Caleb Hanie is IN!!!! Our young QB who has looked like the best option we've had in my 33 years as a fan made the final roster. Hanie is the future of this team whether it's 2009 or 2010. Congrats to the undrafted rookie who has rejuvenated Chicago fans hope for what we've been missing: a true NFL quarterback with all of the skills needed to lead this team to our next championship!<br /><br />Mark Bradley survives at the expense of Brandon Rideua. Bradly had better catch 50 passes this season for at least 3 TD's before I even begin to believe in this choice. Rideau will catch on somewhere else as each year he's become better and better. Good luck Brandon.<br /><br />Last year's 2nd and 3rd round picks (Bazuin and Okwo) were sent packing. Good call on cutting them but WHAT THE FUCK were they drafted for in the first place? Both were reaches and now both are colossal busts as far as Chicago is concerned.<br /><br />We have a shaky offensive line and only two backups: career journeyman Metcalf and newcomer Barton. Barton looks like he can play but Metcalf has NEVER been the answer no matter what the question is. Chicago will have to make a play on another offensive lineman with Chris Williams taking up a roster spot. This could hurt Hanie or - with hope - Bradley.<br /><br />Toeaina makes the final 53 man squad and for good reason. This kid outplayed everyone when given the chance last season and with Harris and Dvoracek's injury history he provides a solid backup and - in a pinch - starter.<br /><br />Wolfe survives and too be honest I do not see how. AP is the most versatile RB on the Bears (and one of my favorites) but Wolfe is actually the 3rd best option in the return game and does not contribute anywhere else except scat back. He's another one that should not get too comfortable unless he can show some of his collegiate form but he's looking more and more like a poor man's Reggie Bush.<br /><br />We'll start the season with Payne at safety and I have no idea why he's better than McGowan. McGowan was everywhere on the field every time he was out there and Payne did not impress me. For now, I'll write this off as being an uninformed fan.<br /><br />McBride was an absolute surprise last season as a 7th-rounder who contributed and came out as a future starter ... this preseason he looks lost. I am hoping he can revert to form but if not ... see the above comments on guys who could be on the outside looking in.<br /><br />Orton takes over the starting spot as I predicted. Now, let's see if he can lead this offense. I like what I've seen thus far.<br /><br />How long will it be before KJ overtakes Forte for the starting RB job? I absolutely loved Jones coming out of Va Tech and Forte looks strong but Jones is a game breaker. Hopefully we can have a nice mix of the two this year but I think - if healthy - Jones will relegate Forte to the backup role.<br /><br />I have recently thrown my hat into the ring for GM of Chicago. I will run with Creighton (see the suntimes and trib message boards) on the platform of AT LEAST WE'RE NOT JERRY FUCKING ANGELO!!! ... I like our chances!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8742544848353177191?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-90195415266763668972008-08-22T20:40:00.004-05:002008-08-22T20:44:02.811-05:00No tackling again on the first drive but Bears clamp down enough to force a field goal. We continue to make RB look All-Pro even unknowns.<br /><br />Ugly reverse to Manning ends up paying off as he bolts down the field and damn near takes it back for a score.<br /><br />Nice TD pass from Orton to Davis as he split three defenders and placed the ball perfectly.<br /><br />The second drive starts much like the same with bad defense and watching RBs catch passes and rush for big yards.<br /><br />Tough break for Tillman on a pass interference in the end zone. Tillman needed to get his head around but the ball was thrown badly and it leads to a 1st and goal from the 1.<br /><br />Tillman makes up for it on 2nd and goal and blows up Frank Gore for no gain.<br /><br />Dvoracek looks good in the goal line blowing up one play and then sacking O'Sullivan on 3rd and goal to force a field goal.<br /><br />Danieal Manning has returned two kickoffs 70+ yards now. He's no Hester but there's something to be said for Dave Toub.<br /><br />Vernon Davis bobbles a 50-yarder from O'Sullivan and it's called a completion. Going to review now but once again the announcers completely miss it but the Bears throw the flag. Late bobble it stands.<br /><br />Next play O'Sullivan rolls out and hits an uncontested Hill for 37 yards in the endzone. Guess we should have maybe thought about keeping this guy, huh?<br /><br />The San Francisco running and passing game are torching the Bears defense up and down the field. This is pathetic.<br /><br />Garret Wolfe continues to make the case why he should be cut with a short kickoff return and a fumble that is recovered by San Fran at the Bears' 16 yard line. <br /><br />O'Sullivan has thoroughly dominated the Bears so much, they are letting Alex Smith into the game with almost the entire 2nd auarter to go. In a dress rehearsal for the regular season, O'Sullivan has torn apart the Chicago defense with a nice balance of big play runs and even bigger passes. Smith's entrance into the game is a staggering indictment of how bad this Bear defense is and has been.<br /><br />Smith takes over and the Bear defense continues to be unbearable - for Bear fans. 3rd and Goal and it's another holding penalty in the endzone for Tillman which looks ticky-tack but it's his second. San Fran punches it in on the next play.<br /><br />San Fran has over 200 yards with over 11 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. Anyone worried yet?<br /><br />Wolfe still can't make it passed the 20 but at least he holds on to the ball.<br /><br />Huge play - 55 yars - from Orton to Bradley on busted coverage but BRadley still caught form behind.<br /><br />4th and 1 and Matt Forte has nothing but running room and tries to drag guys with im into the end zone. Good run and excellent burst by the rookie.<br /><br />Followed with a TD to Olsen that is called back by an illegal formation by Olsen. 1st and goal from the 7 now.<br /><br />Screen to Devin Hester went nowhere with no one blocking and Hester trying whatever he could to create a hole.<br /><br />A second TD from Orton to Davis. Fellas mark your fantasy leagues. The word around camp was Davis was taking it to the next level. This may be a glimpse into the future.<br /><br />Hester fields the ball going into the end zone then tries to run it out. Hester, you are great, but don't try that shit again please!!!<br /><br />Davis continues to make big plays grabbing a 23-yarder. Hats off to Orton for stepping up in pressure and finding is new favorite toy!<br /><br />Orton hits Davis in the endzone and Davis drops it. OK, great job Rashied, we'll give you a pass on that one just don't make a habit of it. Game tied 20-20 on Gould FG.<br /><br />Alex Smith hits Jason Hill for 31 yards. Hill looks like a super star in this half, beating Tillman. Not a good game for Charles but he gets a pass as well.<br /><br />Izzy Idonije blocks the kick to end the half. Izzy who's kicked ass at every position he's played may be a backup but he's probably the best utility player in the NFL. What a stud!<br /><br />Manning with another good return.<br /><br />Kevin Jones first carry and what knee injury? Jones scampers - breaking tackles - for a loooong run!<br /><br />Another good series for Orton that was stopped by a drop from McKie but he gets a pass. The 3rd down and 9 play is swatted at the line by a nice athletic play by San Fran's DE. Gould though misses the 48-yarder and it's still 20-20.<br /><br />More and more missed tackles as the game rolls on. Alex Smith is moving the ball despite less than pin-point passing.<br /><br />A TD by Alex Smith to Dominique Zeigler against the #1 defense of Chicago. 27 points in the first 36.5 minutes of the game by a San Fran offense that has more questions than ours. Yay defense.<br /><br />Grossman in with the 1st string against the 2nd string San Fran Defense. The 49ers bring the pressure straight up the middle and make it look like a reverse situation.<br /><br />Brandon Lloyd makes himself known with a nice punt block showing he can play two phases of the game.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-9019541526676366897?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-33870446545009470292008-08-09T12:59:00.003-05:002008-08-09T14:01:57.910-05:001 2008 1 14 Chris Williams T CHI 0 0 0 Vanderbilt <br />2 2007 1 31 Greg Olsen TE CHI 2007 2007 0 0 0 14 39 391 2 Miami (FL) <br />3 2005 1 4 Cedric Benson RB CHI 2005 2007 0 0 1 35 420 1593 10 26 180 0 Texas <br />4 2004 1 14 Tommie Harris DT CHI 2004 2007 0 3 4 60 19.5 Oklahoma <br />5 2003 1 14 Michael Haynes DE CHI 2003 2005 0 0 0 42 1 5.5 Penn State <br />6 2003 1 22 Rex Grossman QB CHI 2003 2007 0 0 2 32 489 900 5907 31 33 52 76 1 1 -4 0 Florida <br />7 2002 1 29 Marc Colombo T CHI 2002 2007 0 0 2 55 Boston College <br />8 2001 1 8 David Terrell WR CHI 2001 2005 0 0 1 54 4 14 0 128 1602 9 Michigan <br /><br />I mean for a GM who's seen more busts than Joe Francis, Jerry Angelo has really outdone himself. I mean, David Terrell(2001, 8th overall) was so bad he never started for anyone but Chicago and is out of the league. At least Terrell caught on with another team before being bounced from the league after a 4-year career in Chicago.<br /><br />Then there was that double blockbuster of 2003 when Jerry boldly traded back to take Michael Haynes (14th overall) and Rex Grossman (22nd overall). Haynes managed to make it three years with Chicago, started 4 games, and was then bounced out of the league. Grossman, luckily for him, is with Chicago, the team that will keep you around indefinitely if you're a 1st-rounder and they can keep finding excuses for your lack of development.<br /><br />Then of course, let us not forget Cedric "Two yards and a cloud of Bust" Benson (4th overall, 2005). Angelo sold this bag of shit as a "high character guy" and a "workhorse type back." After Benson proved both of which were false, he still was given the job as the starter despite showing neither talent nor desire. Thomas Jones was traded for a sack of magic beans after carrying the offense in the 2006 Superbowl run. Much like many oter first rounders of Angelo, Benson is enjoying his life with his millions and no NFL job.<br /><br />But this season. THIS SEASON. Angelo raised even his bar. With everyone else in the NFL moving Chris Williams down their board because of injury concerns, Jerry Angelo used his 14th overall pick on Williams. Of course, Williams has already rewarded Chicago by making it through HALF A PRACTICE before needing surgery for that same back issue others were warned about.<br /><br />Think about it. Michael Haynes actually needed 3 years to prove he was a bust and leave the NFL for good, never playing a meaningful down for any team except the Chicago Bears. But Chris Williams? He could actually set the record for being the biggest bust in Bear history by making it through only half a practice in his NFL history. His $9 million in garaunteed money, Williams could end up his career with a job that paid him about $1.5 million per minute he practiced!<br /><br />Even Matt Millen has to tip his hat to such a colossal fuckup! Al Davis is green with envy (and possibly his lack of soul). Jerry Angelo you worthless bag of shit, please do everyone a favor and resign this position that you have spectacularly showed you cannot handle. Eat a bag of dicks you fucking hack!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-3387044654500947029?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-57846837840956729262008-08-09T12:45:00.003-05:002008-08-09T12:55:18.429-05:00I meant to post these the day after the game, but a flooded basement and the headaches that come with it got in the way. Here's my stream of consciousness as I watched the first game of the preseason:<br /><br />Brandon McGowan is a stud ... 3rd down and long play McGowan separated receiver from ball but no one caught it. The missed call lead to the opening drive touchdown.<br /><br />Trumain McBride looks absolutely terrible. I mean FUCKING terrible. He has regressed badly since last season.<br /><br />Matt Forte looks ok ... Definite upgrade the way he hits the hole and sheds people. He also doesn't fall down after 2 yards so Jerry Angelo will probably try and trade him soon.<br /><br />Grossman is Grossman ... Orton is safe but never going to be an all-star.<br /><br />The d-line was consistently beat off the line in that first drive ... They recovered later but only showed some flashes. Including Mark Anderson putting good pressure on the QB in at least two occassions.<br /><br />Rookie Marcus(?) Harrison looked good, but will he be consistent? And will he behave off the field?<br /><br />Big fucking surprise, we wasted a pick on Chris Williams and his disc injury (more to follow in an article later) ... Rashard Mendenhall anyone?<br /><br />Garret Wolfe made a statement that he belongs in the NFL ... He's got many detractors but you cannot dismiss his big play ability even though he's a gadget player.<br /><br />Return guys were unimpressive .. no one can match Hester ,... Wolfe was drafted with that idea so let's use him when we're keeping Devin Hester safe.<br /><br />Mike Hass once again showed why fans are clamoring for him making another great catch on a tough throw ... He later makes an uncharacteristic drop.<br /><br />Hanie showed some feet when the play breaks down ... A mobile QB with good pocket awareness in Chicago is as rare as a good M. Night Shyamalan film.<br /><br />PJ Pope continues to be a preseason rockstar ... why not give him a chance?<br /><br />Rookie QB Caleb Hanie shows off some touch and some arm with a pass to fellow rookie Kellen Davis and follows up with a gun to to Brandon Rideau for the TD. <br /><br />Rookie Zack Bowman with a good hit on kickoff return submarining the Chiefs returner.<br /><br />3rd and short with a QB Hanie who is on fire and Bears run a FB ... Is that the coaches desperate effort to not add Hanie to the QB competition?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5784683784095672926?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-88771971148974163182008-07-16T12:03:00.002-05:002008-07-16T12:06:23.707-05:00<strong>Offense</strong><br /><br />Quarterbacks(3)<br />R. Grossman <br />K. Orton <br />C. Hanie <br /><br />Running Backs(3)<br />M. Forte <br />K. Jones<br />A. Peterson <br /><br />Fullbacks(1)<br />J. McKie <br /><br />Wide Receivers(7)<br />M. Booker <br />D. Hester (returner)<br />R. Davis (2nd returner)<br />M. Monk <br />B. Lloyd <br />M. Bradley <br />E. Bennett <br /><br />Tight Ends(3)<br />G. Olsen <br />D. Clark <br />K. Davis <br /><br />Tackles(4)<br />C. Williams <br />J. Tait <br />J. St. Clair (can play guard)<br />K. Barton <br /><br />Guards(3)<br />R. Garza <br />T. Metcalf <br />J. Beekman (can play center)<br /><br />Center(1)<br />O. Kreutz <br /><br /><strong>Defense</strong><br /> <br />Defensive Ends(5)<br />A. Ogunleye <br />A. Brown <br />M. Anderson <br />I. Idonije (can play DT)<br />D. Bazuin <br /><br />Defensive Tackles(4)<br />T. Harris <br />D. Dvoracek <br />M. Toeaina <br />M. Harrison <br /><br />Linebackers(7)<br />H. Hillenmeyer <br />B. Urlacher <br />L. Briggs <br />J. Williams <br />M. Okwo <br />R. Wilson <br />D. McClover <br /><br />Cornerbacks(4)<br />C. Tillman <br />N. Vasher <br />T. McBride <br />C. Graham <br /><br />Safeties(5)<br />M. Brown <br />D. Manning (can play cornerback)<br />B. McGowan <br />C. Steltz <br />K. Payne <br /> <br /><strong>Special Teams</strong><br /> <br />Long Snapper(1)<br />P. Mannelly <br /><br />Kicker(1)<br />R. Gould <br /><br />Punter(1)<br />B. Maynard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8877197114897416318?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-40765949558811647542008-06-12T21:25:00.005-05:002008-06-12T21:35:04.555-05:00Remember the tears that flowed down the face of Cedric Benson on draft day years ago? The media spun it that Benson was so overwhelmed with joy and emotion that he couldn't hold it back ... Of course, that's what we the fans were told. However, people in the know, well this is from David Haugh:<br /><br /><em>"Benson was bugged that Jerry Angelo decided to draft him despite Benson's representatives making clear in a last-minute phone call that they and the Bears weren't on the same page regarding fundamental contract demands.<br />Benson was so filled with fury and frustration over the contentious contract battle he knew awaited him, one that eventually led to a 36-day holdout, that he couldn't fight back the tears rolling down his cheek."</em><br /><br />Yes, folks, as if we didn't know Cedric Benson was a douchebag, head-case who was blessed with too many dollars and too little sense ... we also learned that Jerry Angelo was just as complicit in this as Benson. Angelo - through all the talk of "character guys" knew this guy was all about the money from the word GO and yet still wasted our 4th overall pick, millions of dollars, and countless second-chances on a guy who didn't want to be a Bear and spent his entire time being a malcontent more interested in running to the bank than running the ball.<br /><br />Cedric Benson will go down as one of the all-time busts in Bear history, but it will also be a cautionary tale for every GM out there. The question continues to be how much longer can we watch Jerry Angelo make mistake after mistake and run these drafts into the ground. One offensive player Jerry and I mean one who PLAYS OFFENSE not a player like Benson who's simply OFFENSIVE.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-4076594955881164754?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-54828548491366342852008-05-29T22:45:00.000-05:002008-05-29T22:45:01.098-05:00Most major news outlets are reporting that despite all of the threats from Urlacher, he will report tomorrow to mandatory minicamp this weekend. Some could say Chicago finally came to their senses and is willing to renegotiate his contract. Others may say it's a sign Brian wants to be a Bear for life.<br /><br />We say: if Urlacher did not report he'd be in violation of his current contract and would run the risk of paying back nearly $6 million of his signing bonus. His agents have helped create this public relations clusterfuck. Urlacher has lost.<br /><br />Chicago has an $18 million re-working of his contract on the table with $5 million in garaunteed money. Look for Urlacher to re-up soon with this because he played chicken and lost ... Now if he plays chicken again, Bear management could easily take this generous offer off the table.<br /><br />If his agent wants to represent another big-time athlete or even some single-A ballplayer from Minonka, he better have Urlacher sign this deal and put a big "I'm about the game and the fans" spin on it when he does. Done deal.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5482854849136634285?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-79372346805629056572008-05-17T10:49:00.002-05:002008-05-17T10:53:17.090-05:00Who do you think is going to be the Bears' biggest competition to win the NFC North?<br />If by competition you mean "hinderance" I would say the frontrunner is Jerry Angelo followed closely by Lovie Smith. If you mean which team, I'd have to say all of them and none of them. They also are their own worst enemies: If the porn-stachio'd Aaron Rodgers can't cut muster in his first year as a starter, Green Bay will fold like a lawn chair. They were already decimated in the NFC title game and will have a long road back. In Minnesota (who beat Chicago twice last year), they have Purple Jesus, some big-name free agents, and a quarterback who makes Henry Burris look good. In Detroit, two words: Matt Fucking Clueless Millen.<br /><br />Now that you have seen the Bears draft and their 2008 roster, what positions do you view as being the strongest and weakest in terms of personnel?<br />Offense and Defensive Coordinator = weak. General management = weak. Coaching = below average. The tight end, defensive end, and cornerback positions are rock solid. In general though the team is weak until further information comes in. Who's going to play safety? Can Urlacher's back hold up? Can Tommie Harris stay healthy and can someone actually start next to him? Who's going to man the o-line this year? Can Matt Forte make it at this level because we all know Drinky McTwo-yards cannot. Who's going to catch the ball and who the hell will be throwing it? My money is on Capt. Neckbeard over the Sex Cannon but I guess we'll see.<br /><br />Do you think the Bears will go with one of the two undrafted rookies they recently signed as their third quarterback this season or will they try to add a veteran that's cut by another team?<br />The problem is there are really no good veterans worth adding at #3 even. If they wanted a veteran, they should have signed one early in the offseason and made a 3-way competition heading into camp. No, I believe Caleb Hanie will be the #3 heading into this season.<br /><br />Cedric Benson was arrested and charged with boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest. What should the Bears do?<br />The Bears are going to move Drinky McTwo-yards into a houseboat off Lake Michigan. On game days, Benson will have his choice of alcohols before and during the game. Sure playing drunk may have it's disadvantages but apparently the key to getting Benson to "resist" anything (aside from his inability to "resist" falling down) can't be all bad. Who knows, maybe we'll get to see him break a tackle for the first time in his 5 year career.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7937234680562905657?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-2974327298038529482008-05-14T08:20:00.002-05:002008-05-14T08:24:19.906-05:00Cedric Benson (aka Drinky McTwo-yards) was arrested last week on Drunk Boating charges. Benson uttered these cryptic words saying "once again I'll rise to the occassion." Whether that "occassion" will be another drunken foray on his boat or getting out of bed to collect his oversized paycheck, I'm unsure at this time.<br /><br />Speaking of dumbass things to say, Jerry Angelo (when talking about the Benson situation) stated:''It was a lapse in judgment." And if anyone should know about a "lapse in judgement" it would be a general manager who spent a 4th overall pick and millions of dollars on a guy with character issues, no work ethic, a lack of heart that would make the tin-man faint, and no discernible skills either socially or athletically.<br /><br />As it came as no surprise to anyone, Adam Archuleta was cut on May 6th. Archuleta set the plight of white safeties back 20 years after signing the largest free-agent contract in NFL history at the position. In yet another brilliant defensive move by Lovie Smith, he lobbied for Archuleta just like when Archuleta was ready to sign that huge deal. This experiment turned out with the same success that has been met with firing Ron Rivera to let Bob Babich take over at defensive coordinator and letting Chris Harris go for a sack of magic beans.<br /><br />Rookies say the darndest things: No, I'm not talking about 4 years ago when Cedric Benson said he'd be starting in place of Thomas Jones by week two ....we've all seen how that really unfolded. No, I am talking about 2nd-round pick RB Matt Forte who had this to say, "The quickest way to get on the field is to learn your pass protections. If you can block and protect the quarterback, then you can run your routes and catch the ball. It's really the fastest way to get on the field." You mean falling down at the initial point of attack after 2-yards isn't your primary responsibility on 3rd-down? Poor deluded kid, he'll catch on.<br /><br />Brian Urlacher is at it again predicting he will sit out during mini-camp in protest of Chicago management not meeting his latest contract demands. The Bears offered an $18 million extension but Urlacher deemed it way too little. This from Ochy McBabyMamaDrama, the same guy who's skipped all voluntary workouts this offseason to lose out on a $50,000 workout bonus. In unrelated news, I am looking forward to my $900 tax stimulus check to help pay some of my son's $2,100 tuition for this year. Douchebag.<br /><br />Robbie Gould finally got his contract extension making him the highest paid kicker in the NFL. Not bad for a guy who was working construction just a few years ago. Last seen, Joe Pa was doing Gould's yard work wearing an "I'm Robbie Gould's Bitch" t-shirt.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-297432729803852948?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-67018225824181237042008-05-03T19:46:00.004-05:002008-05-03T20:04:57.199-05:00It started as rumblings but is quicly gaining ground. Cedric "Two yards and a cloud of bust" Benson may not be long in the Windy City. For a guy who should wear a mask and have Maurice Clarett ride shotgun every time he picks up his paycheck, this is long overdue. There are several schools of thought going about so I will try to summarize all of them.<br /><br />First: Some believe Benson is not responding well to rehab. Should we be surprised that a guy whose work ethic rivals your brother-in-law who "can't find work" is having trouble putting in the hours to bounce back from a leg injury.<br /><br />Second: Some believe rehab or not Benson is gone. Benson hasn't been able to pickup pass protection for the last 3 years; Forte comes into minicamp and the first thing he says he needs to do to make it to the field is pickup pass protection. The 2nd-string RB on any team has to be able to provide support for special teams. Benson can't block and he can't be a 3-down back (see Adrian Peterson). If Forte is worse than Benson, a step above Peterson, and picks up the pass protection ... Buh-bye Ced, don't let the blue and orange door hit ya in the ass on the way out.<br /><br />Third: It's a combo of the two and Garret Wolfe. Wolfe was picked in the 3rd round last season and showed some flashes in the regular season as a change-of-pace back. Jerry Angelo isn't going to pull the plug on Wolfe after one year. Forte was drafted to be a feature back. Benson is not responding to rehab and wasn't very good on two healthy legs as it was.<br /><br />Either way, it should be interesting. Here's to hoping that Forte is the real deal, and Wolfe evolves into a change-of-pace big play threat.<br /><br />Coach hear our prayer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6701822582418123704?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-42304205062546622182008-04-28T20:33:00.001-05:002008-04-28T20:36:45.435-05:00RD1#4 Cedric Benson RB Texas 5'10" 220#, 4.55 - Bust. Expected to lose his job to this year's 2nd round pick Matt Forte.<br />RD2#39 MarkBradley WR/RS Oklahoma 6'1" 201#, 4.43 - Projected #1 WR this season but has not stayed healthy as was the knock on him during college. Boom or bust heading into his 4th year.<br />RD4#106 Kyle Orton QB Purdue 6'3" 226#, 5.1 - Battling for the starting job at QB and has shown some flashes.<br />RD5#140 Airese Currie WR Clemson 5'10" 178#, 4.49 - Bust<br />RD6#181, Chris Harris SS/FS LA Monroe 6'1" 214#, 4.68 - Showed big game ability only to be traded for a sack of magic beans to Carolina.<br />RD7#220 Rodriques Wilson OLB/S South Carolina 6'2" 230# 4.6 - Still on the roster but can't sniff the field.<br /><br />Draft Grade: D+ ... Two starters in the draft with Harris starting for another team.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-4230420506254662218?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-18892077526750833462008-04-28T20:15:00.003-05:002008-04-28T20:18:14.179-05:00Here's how Chicago should have drafted:<br />1. Rashard Mendenhall RB<br />2. Brian Brohm QB<br />3. Early Doucet WR<br />3. Mario Manningham WR<br />4. Anthony Collins LT<br />5. Roy Schuening G<br />5. Johhn Sullivan C<br />7. Josh Barrett S<br />7. Erin Henderson OLB<br />7. Kirk Barton RT<br />7. Marcus Monk WR<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-1889207752675083346?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-38390715479346167742008-04-27T08:55:00.002-05:002008-04-27T08:58:38.902-05:00Chicago with the 70th pick and here is who's available in order of who I like:<br /><br />Early Doucet WR<br />Dan Connor OLB<br />Mario Manningham WR<br />Erin Henderson OLB<br />Pat Sims DT<br />Cliff Avril OLB<br />Earl Bennet WR<br />Xavier Adibi OLB<br />Andre Caldwell WR<br />DaJuan Morgan S<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-3839071547934616774?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-84468004980734917872008-04-27T08:48:00.003-05:002008-04-27T08:55:18.435-05:00Keyshawn Johnson compares Matt Ryan replacing Mike Vick to replacing Dan Marino. You know if Dan Marino wasn't a hall of famer with a great record, millions of fans, and not in prison.<br /><br />From Brad Biggs of Suntimes: "Mike Mayock of NFL Network reports that Vanderbilt<br />offensive tackle Chris Williams may be off draft boards for some teams because of a<br />``neck and cervix’’ injury. Williams was a model of durability during his college<br />career."<br />OMFGWTFBBQ! That is some fine reporting. Apparently we learned that WIlliams is not<br />only injured but he's also a bit of a pussy. A "cervix" injury? You may want to<br />check your sources. (Biggs did update his blog and thanked me for pointing out his misprint)<br /><br />Chris Williams and his "cervix" will come to Chicago as Jerry Angelo did exactly what I predicted he would do: draft safe in the first round and then reach for a running back in round 2. In Brad Biggs's continuously updating blog, I hit it right on the head. Angelo continues to lead us down the path of mediocrity.<br /><br />For those who want to question my moves: I would have selected Rashard Mendenhall with the 14th overall pick. Anthony Collins and Carl Nicks are still on the board as we head into Day 2 and either could have filled our need at tackle.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8446800498073491787?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-20970431960036907442008-04-25T19:30:00.003-05:002008-04-25T19:36:06.193-05:00With Jerry Angelo's track record, there is always the chance Chicago could move back in the draft if no one they have targeted is at #14 or if they have targeted someone(s) that could be available later in the round. Here are the best possible scenarios for moving back:<br /><br />Philly moves up to #14 sending Chicago their 19th and 80th picks.<br />Washington moves up to #14 sending Chicago their 21st, 84th, and 96th picks.<br />Dallas moves up to #14 sending Chicago their 22nd, 61st, and 163rd picks.<br />Dallas (part 2) moves up to #14 sending Chicago their 28th, 61st, and 92nd pick.<br />Tennessee moves up to #14 sending Chicago their 24th and 54th picks.<br />And the least likely scenario ... San Francisco moving up sending Chicago their 29th and 39th picks for Chicago's 14th, 142nd, and 175th picks.<br /><br />Just some scenarios to ponder heading into tomorrow.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2097043196003690744?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-16667966558881925862008-04-25T14:51:00.003-05:002008-04-25T14:53:30.871-05:00With the 14th overall pick, here is where the Bears should set their sites on April 26th. This is in order by preference, draft the highest rated player still on the board:<br /><br />1. LT Ryan Clady - A solid LT who could start on opening day.<br />2. RB Rashard Mendenhall - A rare specimen of speed, power and game-breaking ability.<br />3. LT Chris Williams - A still-developing LT but definitely NFL-ready<br />4. OT Jeff Otah - Projects as a mauling RT with his huge size<br />5. OG Brendan Albert - Though some believe Albert could be a LT at the next level, that transition would take time. He'd be an opening day starter at Guard for any team.<br />6. LB Keither Rivers - The best LB in the draft and a possible need given Brian Urlacher's medical questions and Lance Briggs's attitude (and possible jail time).<br />7. QB Brian Brohm - If Matt Ryan is #1 in the draft, Brian Brohm is 1A. A solid QB with a good arm who could develop into a franchise quarterback in the NFL.<br />8. RB Johnathan Stewart - Coming back from turf-toe I do not like taking anyone who will be questionable heading into the season. That's why Brohm grades out ahead of Stewart.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-1666796655888192586?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-64330228391551365532008-04-24T13:45:00.001-05:002008-04-24T13:46:51.772-05:00Chicago Sun Times reported that Brian Urlacher was in attendance to accept the Chicago Bear's Brian Picolo award. What the article failed to mention is that Urlacher actually shoved his hand up Jay Glazer's ass and had him give the acceptance speech.<br /><br />Chicago is meeting at the last minute with Michigan State product Devin Thomas as a possibility at #14 overall. Matt Millen seen pointing, laughing while wearing his Charles Rodgers jersey.<br /><br />Jerry Angelo told reports recently that he wants to get "at least three" starters out of Chicago's first 4 picks in the draft. The only thing standing in his way is instinct, talent evaluation, track record, and general management savvy. This guy coulcn't find three starters on a fucking menu at Applebee's.<br /><br />With vountary workouts rolling around, the "no-fucking-shit" news is that Brian Urlacher has chosen to sun himself in Arizona rather than attend. This comes as no suprise as Urlacher has been vocal about his desire for a new contract. However, Lance Briggs who just got his new contract has been away. By skipping these voluntary sessions Briggs has already missed out on a $250,000 workout bonus. Another brilliant business move I am sure. Briggs defended his decision by saying he was attending to "family business" and some things were more important than money. Whether that business was attending to or fathering more illegitimate children Briggs did not specify.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-6433022839155136553?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-70456659801417922362008-04-24T12:31:00.001-05:002008-04-24T12:34:58.685-05:00<a href="http://www.gooutcheap.com/images/Blog/favregodcmplex.JPG"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 424px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 646px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.gooutcheap.com/images/Blog/favregodcmplex.JPG" border="0" /></a>I said I wouldn't write about it, but I just cannot help myself. The national fellation of Brett Fav-ruh has begun. Writers are tripping over themselves trying to out-do each other on who can make the biggest, douchiest statements and compare Fav-ruh to Michael Jordan, sliced bread, and the 2nd coming of Christ himself. Here's a look at revisionist history from this week:<br /><br /><strong>Pete Prisco (CBS Sports):</strong> <em>The Giants upset the Packers in the NFC Championship Game at Lambeau Field, denying Favre a chance at wining his third Super Bowl.</em><br />Actually this is the tip of the revisionist iceberg. I saw comments saying "Thanks for all the Super Bowls Brett!!!" That would be like me saying "Thanks for all the Super Bowls Rex!!!" It's been 11 years since Fav-ruh won his ONLY Super Bowl; "all those Super Bowls" means getting them two 2 in 1996 and 1997. He returned the following year to get trounced by Denver even as a 14.5-point favorite. The closest Green Bay would ever come again was this season when they lost the NFC Championship game at Lambeua as 12.5-point favorites.<br />You would think the Senior NFL Writer at Sportsline would know this ... but then you read Pete Prisco and realized the error in your assumption.<br /><br /><strong>John Madden, scores of blogs, national articles, and countless polls:</strong> <em>Brett Favre is the greatest quarterback ever!</em><br />Most of the rabid meatheads will spout all the records Favre has set while kinds omitting the obvious stuff like ... Since the 1997 Super Bowl, Fav-ruh has a 3-7 record in the playoffs and has several emabarassing post-season performances. The guy played 17 seasons as an iron-man, but has only one Super Bowl ring and more post-season failures than successes. Calling him the best ever is homre-ism at best.<br /><br /><strong>Favre's Agent James "Bus" Cook:</strong> <em>"Nobody pushed Bret Favre out the door, but then nobody encouraged him not to go out that door, either,"</em><br />Oh my god, they made Fav-ruh retire. You bastards!<br />Let's not forget that this guy was elevated to God-like status in Wisconsin and each of the last five years has held the organization over a barrel with the same "Will he retire, won't he retire" offseason. Let's also forget that Green Bay welcomed him back AGAIN this season even after 2005 and 2006 campaigns in which he posted some of the worst ratings of his life while compiling a 12-20 record.<br />To be honest, I would have encouraged Fav-ruh to retire before the 2007 if I were the GM. With young talent waiting in the wings and very little fan expectations, retirement would have better benefitted the Packers. With this last season and the way it ended in a decimating loss, Green Bay will likely struggle next season as they transition to a new quarterback and try to pickup the pieces from 2007. But don't tell that to Favre or Jame "throw the Packers organization under the Bus" Cook.<br /><br /><strong>Mark Kriegel (Fox Sports): </strong><em>His accomplishments as a quarterback might be quantifiable, but his virtues are not. There's a reason Brett Favre is regarded as a kind of national treasure, that the affection directed his way violates all demographic suppositions, cutting across all the usual divides of race, class, sex and geography.</em><br />Really? Aside from the author, John Madden, and Peter King, Fav-ruh is a fucking national treasure? What demographics does he "cut accross"? Obese, middle-aged, white guys in Wisconsin is his core demographic. The only reason people revere him is for what he's done on the field. PERIOD. Do we really need to point out his shortcomings especially early in his career of being a bullheaded-douchebag and not a good teammate? Of course not, this is revisionist history. Those pesky drug and alcohol addictions need not be mentioned either.<br /><br />Of course, I went out to a couple of message boards and decided to have some fun with the fans. Maybe it was when I pointed out Favre's lack of rings since he quit drinking and drugs, maybe it was when someone suggested a "suicide-watch" for Packer-nation and I told him "that would imply we want to stop them", or maybe it was just me being me. One passionate wordsmith had this to say:<br /><br /><em>"Hey shit-head, faggot Bear fuck! You're just jealous Brett Favre is better than any quarterback in history and if you say otherwise you're lying to yourself. The fucking Bears could combine Orton and Grossman together and they still wouldn't have the talent Favre has in his left nut! Even though the greatest QB ever retired (maybe) the Packers STILL made it to the NFC Championship this year and have the talent to go to the Super Bowl next season. Sleep well knowing that assfuck!!!"</em><br /><br />I thought about several ways of answering this. I could point out Chicago has been to more Super Bowls in the past decade than Green Bay - with less-accomplished quarterbacks. I could point out that I may be a fag but at least I'm unfamiliar with the talent-level of my favorite QB's left nut. But I figured a picture was worth a thousand words (and maybe a couple more from the caption):<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gooutcheap.com/images/Blog/favrecry.JPG"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.gooutcheap.com/images/Blog/favrecry.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />I sleep on a pile of discarded, unopened "2007 NFC Champion Green Bay Packer" memorabilia. The tears of Brett Favre make it more comfortable than it sounds!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7045665980141792236?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-42870996379409261452008-04-24T11:34:00.001-05:002008-04-24T11:35:08.328-05:00Leading into Saturday's draft, we decided it would be a good idea to break down some scenarios in the 1st and 2nd round. If time allows, we'll also deal with the later rounds as well. First things first ...<br /><br />Ryan Clady is a stud LT who could come in immediately and start for Chicago. Rashard Mendenhall is a phenomenal running back who could do the same. Granted, a hunchback with 5.5 speed could supplant Cedric "2-yards and a cloud of bust", but I digress. The odds are Ryan Clady does not drop this far, but if the scenario plays out ... We say pickup Clady. Picking up Clady would be two-fold boon to Chicago. First, he's a strong left tackle that could spell stability on that side of the line for years to come. Second, John Tait could move back to RT and possibly extend his career by at least a year. This would give Chicago solid bookends for the foreseeable future. Sure, Clady will struggle at times as a rookie, but that's why veterans like Olin Kreutz get paid the big bucks to help these young guys transition and know when to bail them out. Sure, I'd love the homerun threat Mendenhall, but Clady is the 2nd best OT on the board and after Sam Baker and Gosder Cherilus (both late 1st to early 2nd-round picks) the tackle positions drop off while there are still many good running backs on the board into the fourth round.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-4287099637940926145?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-28795907017304321282008-04-10T20:23:00.006-05:002008-04-10T20:33:10.096-05:00Five years into his 9 year contract, Brian Urlacher is unhappy with the money he is making. Urlacher has said so much in words - or the words of doucheb-agent Drew Rosenhaus - and actions of skipping voluntary OTAs. This comes off a sub-par season where a 32 year old Urlacher was diagnosed with a degenarative condition in his lower back and offseason neck surgery. He also has 4 years left on his existing contract.<br /><br />With guys like Devin Hester and Tommie Harris looking at long-term extensions, Urlacher is not going to find any new money in his pocket anytime soon. He might as well ask for a unicorn, three ponies, a sleigh ride from Santa, and fantastic voyage from Snoop Dogg. It's all pipe dreams unless he shows the Pro Bowl form of 2006 and proves that his neck and back are no longer problems.<br /><br />In related news, I too would like a unicorn.<br /><br />Go with Ditka.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2879590701730432128?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-59383879783028047742008-04-04T21:19:00.002-05:002008-04-04T21:23:56.443-05:00(Cubby Bear meetng room, coordinators and assistant coaches milling about when Bill Parcells enters with Lovie Smith)<br /><br />Bill Parcells: Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talkin' about what...you're talkin' 'bout...bitchin' about that season you just shot, some son of a bitch don't want to run hard in practice, somebody don't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth, let's talk about something important. Are they all here?<br /><br />Lovie: All but Toub.<br /><br />Parcells: Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important.<br /><br />(sees Turner pouring coffee)<br /><br />Parcells: Put that coffee down. Coffee's for coaches only. You think I'm fuckin' with you? I am not fuckin' with you. I'm here from Halas hall. I'm here from Ted and Jerry. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Ron?<br /><br />Turner: Yeah.<br /><br />Parcells: You call yourself a coach, you son of a bitch.<br /><br />Babich: I don't gotta listen to this shit.<br /><br />Parcells: You certainly don't pal 'cause the good news is you're fired. The bad news is you got all you got, just one season to regain your job, starting with this season, starting with tonight's meeting. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this years bonuses. As you all know, first prize is the Lombardi Trophy. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a pat on the back for making it back to the Super Bowl you lost in 2006. Third prize is your fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got players. Ted and Jerry paid good money. Get their asses to work and put this team together. You can't coach the players you're given, you can't coach shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out.<br /><br />Turner: The players are weak.<br /><br />Parcells: The players are weak. The fuckin' players are weak? You're weak. I've been in coaching 30 years ...<br /><br />Babich: What's your name?<br /><br />Parcells: Fuck you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a fucking Escalade. That's my name.<br /><br />(To Turner)<br /><br />Parcells: And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't coach them? Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life. Get them to play in that game in February. You hear me you fuckin' faggots.<br /><br />(Points to the dry erase board)<br /><br />Parcells: ABC. A, Always, B, Be, C, Coaching. Always be coaching. Always be coaching. AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are 'cause it's fuck or walk. You coach or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision for Crisakes? And action. AIDA. Get out there. You got the prospects coming in, you think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk in here unless he wants to play fucking football. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their all. Are you going to take it? Are you man enough to take it?<br /><br />(To Babich)<br /><br />Parcells: What's the problem, pal?<br /><br />Babich: You, boss, you're such a hero, you're so great, how come you're coming down here and wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?<br /><br />Parcells: You see this ring? You see this Super Bowl ring?<br /><br />Babich: Yeah.<br /><br />Parcells: That ring costs more than your life. I've made 2 trips to the Super Bowl, how many you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father. Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You want to work here, coach. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock-sucker. You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a daily basis from Chicago media. If you don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself a playoff contender. Tonight. In two hours.<br /><br />(looking at Turner)<br />Parcells: Can you?<br /><br />(looking at Babich)<br />Parcells: Can you?<br /><br />Parcells: Go and do likewise. Always Be Coaching. Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to coach in the NFL?<br /><br />(whips out his frank and beans)<br />Parcells: It takes brass balls to coach in the NFL. Go and do likewise, gents. The Lombardi Trophy is out there, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out tonight and figure out how to coach, coach, it's yours, if not, you're going to be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar: ''Oh yeah, I used to be a coach. It's a tough racket.''<br /><br />(makes drinking gesture with his empty hands ... then pulls out a stack of index cards)<br />Parcells: These are the new draft prospects. These are the 2008 NFL draft prospects. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for coaches. I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.<br /><br />(To Babich)<br />Parcells: And to answer your question, pal: Why am I here? I came here because Ted and Jerry asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fuckin' ass because a loser is a loser.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5938387978302804774?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-87003358964539867792008-03-31T20:40:00.004-05:002008-03-31T20:46:02.957-05:00Hey numbnuts,<br /><br />Just wanted to congratulate you on another great offseason. I mean, last season I thought you totally outdid yourself when you let your only offensive weapon go for a bag of magic beans. But this season? You're a front-runner for the INEPT hall of fame and that's saying something with that square-jawed, meathead Millen in the race; and let's not forget the crypt keeper out there in Oakland.<br /><br />This year, you watched as your team tumbled back to one of the worst offenses in the NFL. And you sprang to IN-action by letting your best receiver go via free agency (you didn't even get beans this time!). Not only that, you systematically refused to sign ANY top free agent despite glaring needs at quarterback, runningback, wide receiver, and offensive line. This could be the first fucking offense in NFL history to post NEGATIVE yard totals for a season. You better teach Brad Maynard how to punt lefty because you can't expect one leg to take that much abuse.<br /><br />Hell you could have even shaken things up a bit by jettisoning Ron Turner in favor of someone who can spin this pile of shit you created into something that looks like an NFL offense ... but you didn't. I guess you only lose your job in this coaching staff if you take a team to a Super Bowl.<br /><br />And the quarterback position? Christ on a crutch what a clusterfuck. Congrats on getting anything more valuable than a bag of balls with that Brian Griese trade; yeah, who needs an experienced veteran quarterback anyhow? And when camp opens, your plan is to have an "open competition" between Rex Grossman, Kyle Orton and some camp body to be named later?!? For christ sakes your QB depth chart looks like a washed-up hooker: two useless boobs and one gaping hole. I hope you kept Henry Burris' and Kordell Stewart's cell phone numbers, you may need'em this year.<br /><br />Finally, your number four overall selection at runningback is now entering his 5th season. Cedric "2 yards and a cloud of Bust" Benson reminds me of a young Rashaan Salaam ... minus the talent, speed, field vision, desire, dedication, and class. How he remains on this team is a mystery to myself, Chicago fans, the coaching staff, teammates, Benson himself, and even his own mother.<br /><br />In short, you have finally amassed an offensive roster so talent-less, the XFL looks like a superior product. Jump out a fucking window.<br /><br />Da Coach<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8700335896453986779?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-71033733353061141552008-03-18T21:14:00.004-05:002008-03-21T20:59:28.782-05:00Q: So Bernard thank you for taking this interview. How are things going?<br />A: Great man. I just got a new house here in Minnesota. Bought me some bling. Check out these new earrings!<br /><br />Q: Well despite the fact that this is a phone interview, yes those earrings are quite lovely. So Bernard, what do you think about analysts who say the Vikings overpaid for your services?<br />A: To be honest, I gotta agree. Only in America, man. No pro bowls. No thousand yard seasons. And 16 million garaunteed! Did ya see my earrings!!!<br /><br />Q: So what are your plans for this season?<br />A: Good question. I plan on buying some new stuff. Maybe a dog fi- ... I mean a dog kennel like Mike Vick. Maybe some cool rims for my Escalade. You know, shiat like that.<br /><br />Q: No, no, no. I mean what do you expect to do with the Vikings this season?<br />A: Oh, I plan on gettin' PAID, yo! I mean, 43 mil!?!<br /><br />Q: No, I mean, are you still gonna underperform like you did in Chicago?<br />A: Without a DOUBT, son. I mean, all I have to do is cash my checks for the next two years. Get cut. And then it's another good payday!<br /><br />Q: Wow, how do you sleep at night?<br />A: Awww man. On a big stack 'o money surrounded by beautiful women! Tell Chicago when Minnesota cuts me after year two I'm comin back to work my magic!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-7103373335306114155?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-22878933637495550582008-03-18T14:35:00.002-05:002008-03-18T14:39:29.275-05:00News from Halas Hall came back that Cedric Benson has slimmed down in the offseason to nearly 15 pounds less than what he played at last season. A team official commented that Cedric had an offseason problem but has worked through it with the help of 2nd-string RB Adrian Peterson.<br /><br />One Bears insider had this to say regarding the situation: "Cedric decided it was time for him to branch out on his own instead of following the meals and dietary requirements of the training staff. Being that he is a pampered, 220 lb pussy with no real-world experience, it was quite an adustment. He tried going to the local Dominics but he'd push the cart 3-6 feet and then - as customary - fall down on the spot. Even if he managed to move it an entire 10 yards or so he'd inexplicably ram it straight into an island or end cap. By the time he'd leave the store, he'd barely have two items in his cart and need three or four bagboys to assist him back to his car. This went on for about a month before we were finally called."<br /><br />Asked about what has happened since, the source said, "Well he dropped about 25 pounds but now we have Adrian Peterson do his grocery shopping so he's managed to gain about 10 back and is still bulking up. ... He's still not allowed back at Dominic's though without full pads and a white protective helmet."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2287893363749555058?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-56699052070530809892008-03-17T21:40:00.005-05:002008-03-17T22:04:48.148-05:00<em>Dear Sirs,</em><br />Hey you cheating scum bags,<br /><br /><em>We believe this last season you my have transgressed the rules and tampered with our linebacker Lance Briggs.</em><br />Last season you motherf'rs f'd with the wrong Bear.<br /><br /><em>By contacting his agent Drew Rosenhaus and trying to negotiate a contract for him while he still played for us is against NFL rules.</em><br />Despite the fact that his agent is a world-class douchebag, it's still against NFL rules to f'ing talk to the f'ing guy.<br /><br /><em>We plan on testifying to this in front of an NFL panel in New York.</em> <br />See you in New York you gay biatches.<br /><br /><em>I hope we can resolve this matter expediently and in the future avoid such problems.</em><br />Pray to everything that is holy you don't play us next season.<br /><br /><em>Best Regards,</em><br /><em>Lovie Smith</em><br />Get f'ed,<br />Da Coach<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-5669905207053080989?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-84889402322389348052008-03-09T16:01:00.002-05:002008-03-09T16:04:50.363-05:00<ol><li>He is Da Coach, there is no other Coach besides him</li><li>Thou shalt not worship false Green Bay idols</li><li>Thou shalt not take Da Coach's name in vane</li><li>Keep holy all Bear's sabaths and the occassional Monday night</li><li>Honor thy Chicago Bear loving parents</li><li>Thou shalt not kill anything that is not wearing Green and Gold unless it's meaty and used for tailgating</li><li>Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thy wife is a Green Bay loving whore</li><li>Thou shalt not steal signals by videotaping other teams</li><li>Thou shalt not lie, the Chicago Bears are the greatest team then, now, and forever</li><li>Do not covet thy neighbor's obese, loud, Green Bay loving wife (who's probably a whore)</li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-8488940232238934805?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5810317383097084644.post-22622672570049102842008-03-09T15:26:00.003-05:002008-03-09T15:30:51.217-05:00Welcome to Da First Church of Da Coach. A place where you can be together in all the love that is Da Bears, Da Coach and everything in between. Check back regularly and if you would like to contribute, drop me an e-mail at <a href="mailto:dacoach@gooutcheap.com">dacoach@gooutcheap.com</a>.<br /><br />Go with Ditka, my friends.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5810317383097084644-2262267257004910284?l=churchofdacoach.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Who's Your Daddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16068835571027854580noreply@blogger.com0